父と白鳥(Father and the Swan) P66

社長①

田中さん

社長②

山下さん

社長③

木戸さん

田中

このおやっさん、山下さんの初恋の同級生なんやろ？

山下

片思いでね、昔告白したんだけれど振られてさぁ、そりゃもうこっぴどく。気持ち悪りぃって断られてなぁ。あんの嫌な顔、今でも忘れらんねぇわ。それでもめげずに三回ぐらい告白したんだけど全滅。微塵も相手してもらえなくてなぁ

田中

すんげえなぁ俺にはできねえよ初恋の相手にこんなゲスいこと。カンチョウ仕込んでケツに栓して小一時間放置、挙げ句の果てに目の前で脱糞て、金が儲かった男って怖いねぇ。好きだった相手にこんなことしちゃうんだから

山下

何言ってんだよこれは俺の愛情と

奉仕の気持ちだっつうのに、何十年も前の初恋の相手にこうして今でも愛情注ぐ男なんてそういないぜ？なぁ源ちゃん

あ、そうそう、

漏らす時ちゃんと報告しろよー

源三

ンンンゥうううううううう！出ます！出…ッますぅぅンンンゥ！！

山下

今じゃ俺らは灰皿に糞漏らさせてケツにひと晩中種付けする仲だもんな！おーーーーほれ見ろ見ろ！クソ捻り出しながらまたイきよった！スンゲーよな。どうなってんだかな！クソ限界まで溜めっと前立腺が押されるらしいぜ？おもしれーべ？コイツ(笑)

田中

コイツってオメェ、呼び方(笑)

しっかしクソ臭ェや、オメェさんよく飯食えんな。こんなとこで

山下

何言ってんだ？初恋男の脱糞姿だぜ？最高の酒の肴じゃねーか(笑)

木戸

いやいや田中さんだって人のことよう言んやろ。話聞いたで。ガキん頃に気に食わんかった先公を金にモノ言わせてケツまんこにシッポつけて首輪つけて公園たらい回したって聞いとるで

田中

昔の事や、許したってやぁ~

木戸

まぁ相手に「したいこと」ってのは自分のしたいことの裏返しって言うかんなぁ。なんだったら田中さんの相手してやってもええで。田中さん相手なら尻尾つけて首輪つけて夜の公園散歩するのも楽しいと思うわ

「飼い主」として、なっ。ハハハ

田中

もぉー、堪忍したってや木戸さぁん(汗)

木戸

冗談冗談。半分な(笑)アッハッハッ

しっかしワイこのオッチャンペット気に入ったわ。外でも漏らさしてクソ付けたままのケツで街中散歩させてぇな。この漏らしっぷり、ええなぁ(笑)

征士郎

そしてまた別の日には父が糞便を漏らす姿を見て喜ぶ男達もいた…

Characters

President 1: Tanaka

President 2: Yamashita

President 3: Kido

Tanaka:

So, this guy’s your first love from school, right, Yamashita?

Yamashita:

Yeah, unrequited. I confessed to him back then, but he turned me down hard. Said I was disgusting, and I can still picture that nasty look on his face. Even so, I didn’t give up and confessed maybe three more times, but total wipeout. He didn’t give me a second glance.

Tanaka:

That’s insane. I could never do something this sleazy to my first love. You gave him an enema, plugged his ass, left him for an hour, then made him take a dump right in front of you? Rich guys sure are scary. To do that to someone you actually liked…

Yamashita:

What’re you saying? This is my love and devotion, I tell you. How many men would still shower this much affection on a first love from decades ago? Right, Gen-chan?

Oh, and hey—let me know before you let it out!

Genzo:

Nngh… Uuuhhh… It’s coming… It’s coming out…!

Yamashita:

We’re at the point where we make him shit in an ashtray and screw him all night long! Oh, look at that! He’s dumping and getting off again! Crazy, isn’t it? Guess holding your crap too long presses on the prostate. Hilarious, right? This old geezer!

Tanaka:

“Old geezer”? That’s what you call him?

Man, it stinks like shit in here. How the hell do you eat in a place like this?

Yamashita:

What are you talking about? Watching my first love soil himself is the best damn snack for booze!

Kido:

Hey, Tanaka, you’re not one to talk. I heard about how, when you were a kid, you paid off a teacher you hated, stuck a tail up his ass, slapped a collar on him, and paraded him around the park.

Tanaka:

That was ages ago. Cut me some slack already!

Kido:

They say whatever you want to do to someone else is just the flip side of what you’d like them to do to you, right? If you want, I could play along with you, Tanaka. I bet sticking a tail and a collar on you for a midnight stroll in the park would be a blast… as your “owner,” you know. Haha!

Tanaka:

Oh, come on, Kido! Give me a break!

Kido:

I’m joking, I’m joking. Well, half-joking.

Still, I really like this guy’s pet—he’s got a great leaking style. I’d love to see him crap outside and then walk him around town with it smeared on his ass.

Seishiro:

And on another day, there were men who took pleasure in watching my father soil himself…