*finishes sliding on her sweatband, flipping her hair back over her shoulders over it, before posing*
"What's wrong, son? Never wrestled a naked woman before? I'll have you know, my belly may be big, and my tits may each be bigger than my own head, but I sure know how to use them to my advantage. In fact, I can see you already getting hard down there! Pathetic. Come on, Mommy's gonna let you grapple her body first!"
*you gulp nervously, as when you asked your Mom about how to handle girls earlier, you didn't mean it literally, as this was NOT what you had in mind*