Bret

1L of 33% Whipping Cream

Added 2025-04-04 09:33:37 +0000 UTC

So, there I was… innocently filling my belly up with two Five Guys cheeseburgers and a big bag of fries, when I was struck with a mighty need! A need for a bierstick full of shake!

I make up my usual batch - a pint of haagen dazs and the same of 33% fat whipping cream.

I pump it into my belly as I have done so many times before. I finish in no time, I lick my lips, I rub my belly, I feel the swell.

As I rub I’m overcome with that familiar inevitable desire for more. I turn quickly and waddle back to the fridge, swinging the door open. I snatch the cream from the chilly shelves… and I chug.

I gulp the thick cream down, swelling my belly with even more fat and I feel that satisfying stretch.

The carton feels light.

I catch myself in the midst of my gluttonous mania.

“BRET!”

“Be careful! A whole litre of cream in 5 minutes is too much!”

“Your digestion!”

“Think of tomorrow morninnnng!!”

I stop. I cap the carton. I stop filming.

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I sit.

I continue to rub my full heavy belly.

I feel the swell.