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Behavior Improvement Plan

Added 2025-04-21 15:22:44 +0000 UTC

Have a seat Bruce, this is Carol from HR. She is here to make sure everything discussed here today is clear and to answer any questions. Bruce, you are an asset to this company. Your financial performance has been phenomenal. However, we can no longer ignore your behavioral shortcomings. Cat calling coworkers was bad enough, but unwanted physical contact cannot go unanswered. Now we have discussed the situation with the women who have complained and they have agreed to let you remain an employee, as long as you are subject to a 2 year “Behavior Improvement Plan.” Carol will explain.

Bruce, we have contracted with GHS Corporation, best known for its contract with the Justice department for the Felon 2 Fem program. They are bringing that program to the workplace. If you agree to this B.I.P. you will be nano surgically feminized and subject to a strict company dress code designed to teach you humility in that it is designed to attract the same kind of inappropriate male attention you have exhibited.

Refuse and you will be terminated for cause immediately. Please sign below.