Wait, where am I? What are these?
No, No, No! What did that bastard do?
Crap if those are real, then that means…
Oh, please don’t be gone
Oh, please don’t be gone…
SHIT!!!
It’s gone! I have a pussy!
Crap! I’m a hot chick, in some random forest, topless, with no ID and no clue how to get home! That son of a bitch must have translated the incantation on the amulet and now has complete control of where and what I am.
Maybe I should just stay away.