The Life Reset Button
Added 2025-01-16 13:47:46 +0000 UTCLike most tradesmen in their 50s, I had constant back and knee pain, I was drowning in debt, my wife was a harpy and my kids were disappointing leeches.
In an antique shop, I found this weird pink button on a wooden plank. The man behind the counter said it was a life reset button. He said that if I pushed it, my debts, my stressors, my responsibilities and my aches and pains would all go away. He said it would give me a chance to start over as a new person.
Laughing at his joke, I pressed it!
Suddenly, I was on the other side of the country in a tiny 1 room apartment. Nothing hurt for the first time in years, but everything felt strange. In the mirror, I saw a young woman and I fell backwards in shock.
Slumped on the floor, I thought about everything I had lost, and the only thing I missed was my manhood. Then I thought about where I was, young, healthy, beautiful, and a whole new life ahead of me. I smiled.
I can get used to this.
