Stop scowling! You should be grateful. After what you did, most 23 year old boys would face a decade in prison! When you came out a 33 year old convict, you would have no future.
Lucky for you, Stacy agreed to the Judge’s alternative sentencing proposal. As a girl, Stacy knows you won’t be a threat any more, and rolling your age back 10 years will give you a chance to learn to be a proper lady! That puts you back in my custody just like the last time you were in high school. Well, I always wanted a daughter, and without your father around, I get to raise you right!
No parties for you this time little miss! You will dress like a proper lady at all times, you will learn to be graceful, feminine and demure. That starts today! Your first day as a highschool freshman again. Cheerleader tryouts already happened, but I pulled some strings and got you on the team anyway. I’ll pick you up after practice.