Ok! You made your point! No more witch jokes. I’m sorry! I admit, I didn’t believe that magic is real.
You must be blind! Spells surround every aspect of our home! The dishes, the laundry, the cleaning!
I just thought you were doing all that when I was out!
Because it’s women’s work?!
Now I didn’t say that! I just figured you were a little…old fashioned.
You thought I was a good little Stepford woman doing my chores so my big man didn’t need to worry!
No! Honey, please! I don’t think like that! You gotta know I’m a feminist!
So, you thought I was doing all the housework by hand like a good little woman, and you never offered to help ONCE, but you’re a feminist?
I’d gladly pitch in with the housework. PLEASE! I’m sorry! Can you change me back now?
Well, I have good news and bad news.
What?
The good news is that I can teach you magic now…
Ok, That’s pretty cool…
…Because this kind of magic is a feminine power and the spell I just used is irreversible.
WHAT!?
You pissed me off! I didn’t think before I cast. Sorry.