The Pirate's curse
Added 2024-12-05 20:57:31 +0000 UTCWell, well, Captain Jacques LeFonte, When I hired you as privateer, I believe I gave you right to all spoils with the exception of one case! It is very clear from your current appearance that you violated the terms of our agreement and opened that case!
Monsieur! It was not my fault! I did not recognize the case as the one you specified until after it was opened! I put everything back as though undisturbed, but, seeing my condition, the crew mutinied! They claimed the spoils and I was humiliated!
A pretty girl suddenly appears on a ship at sea for months with 70 lonely pirates, I imagine you were “humiliated” quite a lot.
Oui Monsieur. I only escaped because they got drunk in Tortuga. To return to France, I had to sell…the only thing I had.
By that point, I imagine you were well practiced.
You mock me Monsieur! This year has been a trial! Please, tell me how to reverse this and become a man again!
I would need the case.
But the case is gone! Sold for rum in Tortuga!
Well, Jaquelin, you need a new career for your new life. With your practice, I believe you will be an exquisite Demimonde .
Oh merde!
