Oh, God, please don’t make me do this!
Oooh you look so cute now! Why wouldn’t you want to show it off!
It’s game night! All the guys I work with will be there! My hunting buddies will be there!
Do you think they will recognize you?
I don’t know! Maybe. Maybe if I keep my wig covering my face…
Don’t worry, I’ll loudly call you by your boy name a few times so they KNOW it’s you!
NO! Damnit! Don’t do this to me!
Will you be humiliated?
YES!
Just like that poor transwoman you verbally assaulted as she left the ladies room?
That was different, I was…
Do you feel comfortable out in the world all girly, acting like a gender you don’t identify with?
No.
Maybe you are starting to understand. Now walk those pink heels down to the pub or I’m melting this key!