Pragmaton

Month of May Billing Cycle Paused :D

Added 2022-04-27 21:44:13 +0000 UTC

Hi Patrons! Since launching this in March I have been blown away by the steady, big-bubba growth of my readers, like a ballooning frat boy guzzling down dozens of beer kegs in front of you, his groaning, belching, sloshing mass slowly pushing you into a corner and smothering you with his oblivious girth as he reaches for another...

*cough* ahem! I know I haven't been writing as often as you all well deserve, so I've decided to pause the upcoming billing cycle. I may even pause the next few months, who knows? Furthermore, I think I'll reduce the price to access all of my current and future content to a dollar for any future patrons who decide to join, and pause my monthly surveys for the time being. Please feel free to switch to the "One Dollar Taffy" Tier when you can; I will be unpublishing the Coffee N' Donuts and Coffee Tiers for the time being.

Why do this, you ask? Truth is, though I would like to someday do this as a retirement hobby, I am still in the clutches of the corporate world, and have a job that takes up a lot of my time. It pays well enough and supports the hubby and the doggo just fine, so we'll be okay without several months of Patreon pay. It JUST doesn't seem fair to charge people who love my work when I cannot honestly give 100% of myself back to you all.

If I decide to reinstate the billing sometime in the far-flung future, I will give you all a heads up. Even if it accidentally goes through, you should only be charged a dollar as long as you switched to the One Dollar Taffy Tier, so hopefully no harm, no foul :)

Love you all! -- Pragmaton