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Ep. 27 Premium - Fuck Spider-Man For Real [VIDEO]

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unfortunate for me to share a last name with a sucky public figure :(

strawbebbiepeach

most important event that happened on jan 6th was the tattoo voting

Anthony Mark

Back watching this and realized that if they did the tattoo vote when they said they did then that’s the exact day and time my dad died

Ethan

Watching Luca this weekend, very goddamn glad to hear.

Ziibbii

i wanna hear more about like the business side of mogul moves slimes and aidens jobs intrigue me tbh

Nolan Grossi

this was my exact opinion of the movie. I watched encanto and luca back to back and enjoyed luca ten times more.

Tyler Liu

holy shit the nero burner reference fucked me up

Ricardo

You need to connect your Patreon account to Discord. Go to Profile Settings > Connected Apps

ElliottMoose

I watched Encanto with a friend and I said something along the lines of "nothing happened, there was no conflict". She told me it was about the families internal conflicts. Boring as hell, why am I watching Disney movies if there isn't some 8ft Somoan dude with a magic hook?

Ziibbii

im sorry but no shot your friends actually thought No Way Home was the worst out of the 3, it was literally the textbook perfect spiderman film, did perfect fan service that wasnt even forced, and best part? the other 2 spiderman ACTUALLY MATTERED. It wasnt just cameos, it was life lessons for creating spiderman

ImNeonFire

Moot reminded me of this, and I'm not sure if it's exclusive to Australia but eating ass is sometimes referred to as Tongue Punching a Fart Box Lmao

Kyle Martin

You must feel good about yourself

Gomez Nicolas

Had the username DikinButtLots in league for about 4 seasons until I happened to play with an employee who unfortunately wasn't with it

austin slayer

Fellow yardigans, Ive made a significant 'blunder'. I'm at a rather swanky leaving party for a colleague. I've asked the political question regarding Bernie's *Breathtaking* pussy. Now my boyfriend is belligerently drunk and making me ask everyone at this event the question. What the fuck do I do help...

The Ludwig Chudat debate is actually the only Ludwig stream that I've ever watched live.

Andrew Zick

one nation, under cringe

Devin Kadillak

Thanks for the episode :D

Jackson Wolf

hes ok

Dick the cock johnson voice hi i am dick the cock and i shit on my cocky little dick

Based BabyTron

skrat

Hahahahaha, Sns is one of our suppliers. I had to do a triple check while working when I heard that. Work is flowing over into my personal life.

Mac

love slime

Kade Brahma

Nick calling the Model 1887’s 1776 made me sad

Tobias Jensen

It was all audio and we followed along in chat. I'm not sure if they did save the audio or not.

Oakstrom

Am I stupid, how do I join the discord?

Farah Brelvi

Ben is the fun alcoholic guy in Friends.

Cece

I live in Buffalo, New York and there are tons of Timmy Ho's

Oakstrom

Lud and Aiden got covid from the Subway.

Anyone know if there is a vod of the stream where they picked out Nick's tattoo?

noshawty

Dobrik is Slovak not Czech

Lucas Caswell

No cap the one about Slime's dead mom and rent actually made me laugh out loud and its 4am

ReeseFleece

he would use his mom's account to play with us so he had like all this crazy shit cause he would transfer from hjis parents chars cause they had big loot

Jake Murray

Yo dude the wow story can only think of my friend whose mom is a house wife and his dad's in the army, and his mom literally just perma grinds WoW, I doubt its the same people but since the descriptors were so vague that it's like "what i tho"

Jake Murray

I really need the guys to look up Terrence Howard's theory about math, hes absolutely nuts.

Tannon Mills

the yard clips channel should be called "lawn clippings" or maybe "The Yard Lawn Clippings"

JCstyles357

damn i had never pieced together the Nero Burning ROM thing, that's hilarious.

Omar M

yo

DeltaGaiya

I had a wet dream and a girl offered to give me head and my dream phone vibrated in my pocket and i busted irl

Robert M.

it will be in an email you received when you subbed to the patreon

Joey

i feel like the conflict in encanto is more about interpersonal relationships rather than like, "OH NO big bad guy is about to destroy the city!!!", which is cool. the message about intergenerational trauma and how the grandma never getting over the death of her husband and losing her home fully ended up effecting her whole family fifty years later. it was pretty pog. respect the opinion though.

Zoe

Haven't even watched the episode yet and that title got me more clickbaited than nicks cum jar

Devon Smith

Ludwig is wrong about Encanto

Steven

Nero had a weird thing for horses, seems like a topic yall would be into.

Andy Vasulka

Nick's one-liners actually make my day better. I hope I get to high five you one day, say nothing and just keep walking.

Jens Marissens

S Tier ep, love it

Caleb Denton

Aimen absolutely said Japan before slime said nippon

Jonathan Privett

Slime's right everyone needs to watch Flight of the Conchords

sbin

I happened to catch Slime's attention and he had the following to say. "i’ve banned for far less [12:33 AM] no reason is strange for a ban [12:33 AM] especially when there’s a giant flood of people [12:34 AM] gotta shoot someone in the street to let everyone else know [12:34 AM] and this is a fine shot to take" Also PS. 'go fuck [yourself] for assuming “the usual tone of the yard'" My condolences and please continue to enjoy the other amenities of the patreon available to you.

Jerome Baptiste

Slime knows flight of the concords and that’s so based

Jacob Ellis

nah bro we don't say that anymore

Will Whitehead

lol

Samuel högberg

I am withdrawing my appeal

Gomez Nicolas

In your patreon settings you can link your discord account and it will automatically put you in the server

Ray Charles

bro the Chu Chronicles throwback gave me whiplash LMFAO

BREADSWORD

Hey I'm new to discord and I'm trying to join the Yard discord. How do I do so?

Jaydubbb

I think Will Smith turned down the role of Neo, not Morpheus iirc

Demix

Aimen

Dean

imma be that guy and mention that will smith didn't turn down morpheus, he turned down neo i believe

Ian DeVotie

Very excited for the discord andys of the world.

Liam

31:38 Nick doesn't cum in his sleep because he's circumcised.

Ana

THEY SPOIL so uh. Ya know. Go watch it or whatever. It's been weeks, bro, cmon

CheesyfaceChase

yeah, he says it like 'ether' and idk if it's a regional accent thing or what

Abdullah

Aimen

Wyatt Schwartz

While they say no spoilers for spider man, they end up spoiling something like 30 seconds later, so dont watch this if you still havent seen spider man LMAO.

T-Dot

I love how they say "no spoilers" and don't even last a minute without spoiling the movie (I've seen No Way Home so it doesn't phase me)

Evan Mintz

Hello to all the discord andys

Ana

Can we talk about how Ludwig says the word "other"?

Plorpy

Connect your Patreon account to discord and it'll automatically join edit: also if you leave the discord you won't be able to rejoin

Ana

There is some extended universe stuff that happened in Matrix Online that is canon that explains why Morpheus isnt in the new Matrix.

Beau Haygood

does anyone have the link to the discord? I can't find it for the life of me

Rose

I like how Nick was adamant about no spoilers and then immediately spoiled the biggest part of No Way Home.

Bryson Fruchey

Aimen

Zach West

Eyy, perfect timing, just finished the yt ep, love it when that happens :)

Ben Hanson

Aimen

Plorpy


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