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Ep. 15 Premium - finding and killing Mario [VIDEO]

Sorry this is late. It is Aiden's fault. Take my word for it.


-Ludwig

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42:00 Nick saying Aiden couldn't handle taking Slimes job and then Aiden agreeing and saying it would drive him insane is hilarious. Poor Aiden has a mental break down about Ludwig every other week 😂😂

Goblin Witch

56:30 i was exactly like this in school and looking back it was so cringe

soren jensen

As a fellow size queen I can appreciate Nick's struggles. It's always above the water, sometimes two above. Sometimes God blesses me with a single flush, but I've lost hours of my life to plunging. I've taken a full day to fix my toilet in the aftermath once. I also relate to a story Slime once told of going in with a pen. I've made my share of makeshift tools as well. It's rough out there boys o7

Gabby

Lol aiden does have slimes job now

Logan Schaaf

I was genuinely so confused why aiden was describing himself using the term “garborator” as an embarrassing moment, didn’t know that was a canadian thing until today.

Ryan Russell

The boys always say they have no female viewers in the Patreon but I promise we exist, lol

lucawindmover

gizmos and gadgets are great!

smile4k

Hearing you guys use "cunt" in sentences actually makes me happy as an australian! Nick is the only american ive heard say it and not sound weird though haha

Shaun pohatu

Slime's chair is stressing me out the whole time lol

cbkf7yhk99dhwpg-13ma11

Wtf is a European bidet. Don’t tell me you guys are washing up in the bath.

Beefbung

I’ve never actually heard someone else describe my experience with consistent mass constipation before- I go days without a bowel movement, shits the size of my arm, and have the same trust issues with toilets. It’s honestly embarrassing as a woman because I feel that we’re thought of to be cleaner and less gross overall. Thanks for the representation Nick lmao.

Kay

Nick’s idea really turned into Mogul Mail…

Sim

GARBURATOR IS JUST A CANADIAN THING???? heckin news to me wth. usa is so lame

Thy

my buddies have been using poop map for the past 3 years

Jaeger Meeks

i feel like you guys, especially slime, would enjoy the app poop maps

nova

Fortnite

SlapSlapRaps

Im a female viewer i just have a very boyish scene of humor i guess lmaoo i love these pods

Frosty Paw

I really want the parent episode

Fer

woman patron Pog

hubberducky

I have more time for the audio, but we show up for the video. Its just goated

Cooper Hamil

literally so many women patrons........... we must've all grown up with brothers

Kelseyponce

please don't bring jon hamm on the podcast, i fear him

ara

I love the interventions with Lud lmfaooo fav part of the pod

Kelly

Correct answer for who you would have a dinner with is Jay-Z his knowledge is worth more than any money. Shout out to Atrioc

BigTobacco

Ludwig really just shows up LMFAO

On loud 9ine

is the neighbor whos out at all hours of the day a common thing because i also have one of those

Jepp

6:17 ludwigs foot hits the food

Big Kielbasa

Ive taken many shits that have left my asshole disfigured like a boxer at the end of his career that isnt floyd mayweather or rocky marciano

Magnum Bork

I want Peter on the Patreon

Chase Holland

The airplane guy sounds like a guy I knew in college. His nickname was the blackhole because he devoured all conversations.

BoatWasTaken

Where's the shit photo for the boiis to see lol

Jonathan Soto

shoutout to everyone with IBS

Kayla

watched the part where slime says he blocked the toilet, paused it and then blocked my own toilet like 10 mins later wtf

NewtIsDumb

also agree with lud, guests are cool but your dynamic is much more organic and genuine when it's just u 4

dee

femme patron u guys make me laugh out loud even when I'm alone never change

dee

somehow am a female viewer and this one didn’t alienate me— might be because i understand the plights of having horrendous intestinal issues

meg

girl patron here that's dating another girl patron that watches the yard every time a new episode comes out. we are real and both love the jokes

jax

this marks the first premium ep where I can't have it full screen'd on second monitor

squiddy0h

ludwig

Zackaria Aburajab

i’m happy to see the other lady patrons in the comments :)

mallory

female patron here checking in to roll call

Samantha D

39:34 to 40:14 was really wholesome

Rurs21

female patron here always up for the shit talk

Jade Harman

nonbinary (afab) patron here and i unfortunately live for your guys' disgusting shit stories

mia

Just checking in to say I am also a woman

Addison

This player is super frustrating lol it fast forwards and rewinds 30 seconds which is way too much

Jose Ibarrondo

After listening to Slime's Parasite driving moment, I pulled up 'That's Amore' in the background and it made that story so much funnier

Anya C.

Yes I do be shittin like crazy with my IBS

Rad

another female patreon sub :)

ella laurey

lesbian patron here after watching the free episode. please give QT my money she deserves it after hearing luds tragic sex story

loadsoflinguini

that void that nick was talking about hit me like a truck

dieg0

I am one of three women in this comment section. This feels like my university economics class, without the gaslighting

Moss

i take it back it adds character

LISAAAA

had a melee clip ruined by slime talking about clogging the toilet

LISAAAA

I’m with you nick sometimes that shits coming out with such force and size I fear my ass will never be the same afterwardsy

swagpoonda63 Bottom text

getting Noah Munck from SADWORLD on the pod would literally be the best episode of all time. vibes would be immaculate

Jake Atkinson

also a female patreon sub :)

KatytheLoser

ALSO can we get QT as a guest on the pod???

Jennifer Coolidge

hi guys, you do have female patreon subs. i just listened to 4 men discuss shit for 15 minutes in obscene detail. why? not sure. would love to dive into why ludwig and nick used to get fired so often. thank u!!!!

Jennifer Coolidge

i tried to watch this premium episode over breakfast and that was a mistake

Maybe

slime would be insane at poker with the ability to gaslight people that incredibly

Tommy

nah def not

Ruthy Lee

I take shits daily EZ Clap

Dyllan Gonzalez

with those shorts on it isn’t sus if I say nice cock right

OG von

"Have you ever been on an airplane"-Nick in Italy

Connor

Late Madge

Vesin_

I watched this while eating breakfast....

TheOnePieceIsActualyDickTHECockJohnson

slime is oddly proud of his gaslighting abilities

Victor

I would give both cock AND ball if they can somehow get jerma on as a guest

Connor Cusick

Such a good episode!

Dave Robinson

I love how at 11:35 Nick asked the boys if they've ever been on a plane as if they didn't all fly to Italy together to film this episode of the pod.

Fraser Macdonald

Good morning :)

Fraser Macdonald

Why is it looking at me, its like those painting where the eyes seem to follow you

Aaron Van Eynde

Good morning eu yardigans ❤️

Celine Schmid

I just ordered dominoes, it’s like i’m in italy with you

mike hunt

4am prime time pod hours. #eastcoatsgang

Spencer Gierlach

BASED

Tyler Moss


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