Ask the Cast: Loompettes
Added 2023-10-25 13:12:00 +0000 UTCWacky Candy requests that you refrain from giving the workers further ideas or you will risk a franchise wide ban from company premises. :P
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...so you're telling me there's a chance..? :3
WildThiccens
2023-10-27 15:41:40 +0000 UTCDefine 2nd stage 🤔
SarcasticObserver1
2023-10-26 16:30:30 +0000 UTCSo Katie's juicings was used as a countermeasure for loompette uprisings and to keep them in line. And now that Katie has jumped ship they have a very limited supply until the next revolution. How often do revolutions occur?
SarcasticObserver1
2023-10-26 02:23:34 +0000 UTCI doubt Katie was the only blueberry on the station
Chumlee99
2023-10-26 01:12:02 +0000 UTCMan it’s a good thing HR put in that “Push in Case of Revolution” button! … wait but that implies that this has happened before… hmm… Regardless, it seems like a really handy thing to have! :D
SassyCassie
2023-10-26 01:06:52 +0000 UTCLoompettes are probably very different biologically to humans so they want human products coming from human producers
SarcasticObserver1
2023-10-25 23:07:58 +0000 UTCWell, I trust Whitt implicitly and see nothing else to discuss here. Good work everyone!
CleverName
2023-10-25 22:17:57 +0000 UTCUnion busting, quite literally. Whitt's getting a bonus for this.
Trembleuse
2023-10-25 20:55:28 +0000 UTC“Why did they build that wall?” “The tribe says there are “kaiju blueberry women” on the other side”
Chumlee99
2023-10-25 18:41:46 +0000 UTCNow I'm just imagininng the murky origins of the company when Agatha Von Whitt discovered the island of Loompettes where they used the secret expansion compounds as bioweapons against each other.
Tom the Fanboy
2023-10-25 18:19:11 +0000 UTCThe high quality of your world building is evident in pieces like this. Thank you!
Nightshade010101
2023-10-25 16:54:22 +0000 UTCThey are too sensitive to the Expansion Compounds and don't produce anything if they survive, they won't rebound if juiced. It also takes a human touch to process the product through its second stage.
Opik Oort
2023-10-25 16:41:12 +0000 UTCIt does bring up the question, why not use loompettes as a means of production? If there's a limitless supply, and don't have pesky things like family members to worry about them, why not? I think we've only seen them explode as a result of exposure to the candy, but if the company knows the formulas so we'll, why not?
Nightshade010101
2023-10-25 16:28:27 +0000 UTCRevolution requires sacrifices
SarcasticObserver1
2023-10-25 16:11:18 +0000 UTC" Cries "
MMatty
2023-10-25 14:00:37 +0000 UTCShe gets to be on the special halloween team!
Opik Oort
2023-10-25 13:50:44 +0000 UTCWhitt's a master of that corpo speak hehe
Opik Oort
2023-10-25 13:50:09 +0000 UTCThey will chitter many songs of you in the generations to come!
Opik Oort
2023-10-25 13:49:33 +0000 UTC"Sir! the workers are striking." "What are their demands?" "Um.....*checks notes*....fat women coworkers north of half a ton or fatter and giant blueberry women" "...........................................................I knew it was a mistake letting them have all those fetish books in the break rooms"
Chumlee99
2023-10-25 13:43:52 +0000 UTCThat's the forbidden sector of the factory where we see the loompettes who didn't go boom....and those ladies who had bad reactions to their transformations...or other things that require them being seperated
Chumlee99
2023-10-25 13:37:04 +0000 UTCI have only brought destruction to their hearts. Someday the workers will unite and do whatever Gremlins do in their spare time.
MMatty
2023-10-25 13:35:04 +0000 UTCThat's... disturbing.
Just Sum Rando
2023-10-25 13:30:39 +0000 UTCYou always nail the dark humor so well. Whitt isn’t saying “no” exactly but she’s definitely not saying “yes”! Also looks like the rabble rouser didn’t pop but that might be a bad thing knowing Whitt.
TrogdorCon1997
2023-10-25 13:27:06 +0000 UTCOne survived! I hope we see them in the future :D
Berry's Bakery
2023-10-25 13:26:54 +0000 UTCNow all I can think is Jeff Bezos or Elon Musk has a similar set up in their factories and warehouses to keep employees in line. How else do you explain pumpkin spice being so addictive and only comes out in the fall
Chumlee99
2023-10-25 13:19:39 +0000 UTC
