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Things get tense in this double update! There will be no new page next week, meaning next update is September 18th!

Yes, I definitely drew this page around the time the D&D movie came out. Poor Brian, thinking his love was a damsel in distress this whole time, but no, she was working for the dragon! Okay well, she worked for the dragon to get out of being in distress it's complicated! And barely hiding between tents at a fairground isn't the best spot for a discussion.

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Ah, she's getting bigger~!

Guy Face Thrace

I think she'll be ok she didn't have as many seeds as the others

SarcasticObserver1

What would be more entertaining a dnd session or a dr Phil session with these characters πŸ€”

SarcasticObserver1

Party: "But why blueberries and chocolates, and marshmallows and..." Dragon: "Look, I was browsing on DragonArts and I saw some pictures that made me discover things about myself, alright? And I should add, all this, 100% consensual." Party: "Is this true princess?" Flustered Princess: ".....it was either this or marry a prince I openly hated for a political alliance." Party: "....fair enough"

Chumlee99

Can we at least get another WIP of the next page next monday?

Matt Testani

Party: Wait why would you make all these maidens fat blimps if not to eat them? Flustered Dragon: Well I’m a big guy, and I like women with large…

TrogdorCon1997

Ok fair she does look like a biker, or maybe her on a bike is a red herring

SarcasticObserver1

I just think black gloves look cool! Maybe she owns a motorcycle πŸ€”

Opik Oort

They better hope Erica doesn’t continue to slow mo transform into a full watermelon

Chumlee99

They probably don't even have a plan for Erica. Suzy's transformation is manageable without the factory's help, but I don't see how they can help Erica apart from makeup and a really good support bra. Katie's right to be on the fence, although she better pick a side quick else she's liable to break said fence.

Zoe Acker

Wait a minute, why is Cory wearing gloves πŸ€”?

SarcasticObserver1

Orc Bard: Wot, the dragon made you into an enormous Blueberry and NOT to eat you? Princess: No, she likes turning us princesses into giant blimps for her collections, the Empress of Elves is a Peach the size of a mountain, that was her you all climbed up.

Chumlee99

Dats a good dragon! I’m hoping you jump on the β€œDragon makes maidens fat or orbs” boat I’m captain of, in a D&D style one off. Even if not this was a fun treat to see!

TrogdorCon1997

That dragon holding the berry hostage is an amazing image

Changed This For Privacy

You're exactly right about Katie being in another Damned if you do, damned if you don't scenario... but maybe this time she has a bit more agency to choose what she values more. Whitt is off coralling loompettes, they can't be trusted to get two giant melons back to the fun factory unsupervised!

Opik Oort

Whitt: *sitting just off screen with a big bag of popcorn* this is better than my soap operas.

Chumlee99

Two pages! Woo!!

DestinyAgain

the plucky D&D team that has to rescue the princess only to see she's a multi-ton Blueberry woman and none of them brough super strength potions nor a means to juice her.

Chumlee99

My guess it depends on what you transform into, for example, was Kasia also an immobile blob when she showed up or was she the Strawberry Hulk just immobilized by her muscles. And that perhaps it depends on where and what you transform into ie a hierarchy of food where Blueberry women are given preference for management. Or maybe from another direction, Whitt keeps tabs on who's coming in and whether or not they have skills more useful over being immobile. Course I can also see a scenario where a female Oligarch becomes a massive blueberry herself and Whitt hires her...at the bottom of the totem poll on the staff as Katie's assistant

Chumlee99

Oh my gosh this booth funny and goddamn precious! Her boyfriend still sticking by her side! What a man! This has me excited to see what happens in two weeks! Way to set up a cliffhanger! Poor Brian wanting to rescue his blue damsel berry in distress. Totally could see him trying haul berried Katie by himself! xD

Patrick Nightwind (Bender097)

Aw man. This is tough. The drama is at max and it feels like we’re just now closing in on the end of the first act, which would make a happy ending a good distance out. :(

CleverName

Now things are getting juicy, what will Katie do? Stick with her Boyfriend and risk becoming a huge berry again or save her blue ass, go the safe route and snitch on the resistence? Also we def need more berry princesses

Shibuyasake

;-; watching Brian still defend his girlfriend while unintentionally driving her into more of a corner just hurts so good. He loves her so much but the conversation has quickly shot into overwhelming for her, especially considering her situation of only being able to walk *because* she’s working with Whitt

ThinkBigAndBlue

I don't remember that?

SarcasticObserver1

As Jontron once said "ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK"

SarcasticObserver1

Damn, it's becoming a β€œdamned if you do, damned if you don't” situation. I do hope she finds some peace here. Great work!

RaianMaru

I know like the traditional story telling route would be for Katie to go double agent route or go with Brian.... but a big part of me hopes she just goes full on heel turn and rats them all out to Whitt (but maybe with a wink and nod towards helping them?) Speaking of Whitt... surely she isn't too far away from hearing all this? And Whitt must know her friendly Aunt schtick isn't working on Cory and she's maybe becoming a problem? All this sucks for Katie as she's kind of being pressured into making another damned if you do, damned if you don't kind of scenario like she had earlier with Whitt and being a member of management vs. a "producer." Now she either has to betray her friends and stick with Whitt (but can be juiced) vs. going with her friends or being a double agent and all the risks/consequences that would carry if she were found out.

Guybuddy1

Is she like one of the first to get the ultimatum of having to choose between making more β€˜produce’ and becoming produce itself?

DogePounder

i may or may not have an outline for an entire D&D expansion story

Opik Oort

Have yet to see that or that Vox Machina show. I am way behind on current nerd culture

Chumlee99

I gotta watch that dnd movie again it was actually good

SarcasticObserver1

Also because I can not help myself seeing Princess Blueberry DM: Okay, I may have made this quest a lot more fetish fueled then I thought. Barbarian: yeah. Bard: it explains a lot actually. Elven Wizard: This blueberry fetish….I like it. Another

Chumlee99

After all this time he never lost hope. Gotta respect that

SarcasticObserver1

Raspberry One: A Wacky Candy Story

Chumlee99

Cory is the leader of the resistance group it makes so much sense I'm mad I didn't see it sooner I feel bad for Katie she's put in a position with very little wiggle room (pun intended). I can definitely see her as a double agent, I just hope no one else gets hurt.

SarcasticObserver1

It's a loop for him too! Everything's sudden, but he's vouching for her!

Opik Oort

what will she do?

Zachary M Rivera

Katie:*Remembers what Carrie and Carol did to her*..you....sent....WHO!?!!??!! Cory: Uh guys, is she suppose to be turning an angry violet color and growing muscles? Suzy: Well great, ya made a Blueberry SheHulk. Nice going.

Chumlee99

Well, he didn’t take it too well

Julian Reight

(And her boyfriend too, dude is way to good πŸ’€)

Smithersons

Stuff is really getting intense now, darn that’s sad to see. Poor Katie :(

Smithersons

Awesome, I hope to see more butt expansion fun

Douglas Hier


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