Don't Be Picky 32
Added 2023-08-07 03:05:04 +0000 UTCThose patio lanterns have been stuck in my head since MAY no more song references ever again.
But yes! Whitt is Cory's aunt! Gotta wonder what it's like when the extended family gets together for thanksgiving. And why one uses the full name and the other a nickname 🤔
Lastly, welcome back anyone who got bumped in last week's payment debacle? I'll admit I was worried a tick since patron counts went down but my payout this weekend was all good, so we're still rolling for pages every Monday this month. :D
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Just listened to it, good song takes me back to simpler times and I guess the same for her
SarcasticObserver1
2023-08-08 08:17:52 +0000 UTCMaybe she's been doing it so long it's second nature now, she wasn't always this hard and corporate, plus it's to make her forget than to fatten well I guess it depends how many she eats
SarcasticObserver1
2023-08-08 04:47:27 +0000 UTCThe dirt on the first melon girl is SUCH a nice touch!
marvel1901
2023-08-07 21:47:23 +0000 UTCWhitt trying to get her own niece on her product has confirmed to me that she is irredeemable. Like, if ya can't turn off your "I want to fatten up women and turn them into products" persona for your own flesh and blood, then it's not a persona it's just you.
Zoe Acker
2023-08-07 21:40:34 +0000 UTCKim Mitchell - Patio Lanterns
Opik Oort
2023-08-07 18:08:41 +0000 UTCim fucking howling at this poor farmer whose wives all keep turning to produce afghdsafgksd
Opik Oort
2023-08-07 18:06:28 +0000 UTCStay tuned! But also recall that Erica's transformation levelled out partway through What-a-Melon.
Opik Oort
2023-08-07 18:05:18 +0000 UTCGotta tread carefully with family!
Opik Oort
2023-08-07 18:04:15 +0000 UTCCory knows Aunt Mina has some weird boob thing going on - top heaviness runs in the family anywho - but not the details!
Opik Oort
2023-08-07 18:03:42 +0000 UTCGood question, Erica may have a delayed transformation, maybe she’s still growing? We’ll have to wait to find out, or maybe they’re going to make her eat some more seeds to get her to that level? Or maybe not, who knows?
Smithersons
2023-08-07 16:01:47 +0000 UTCI'm worried about where Erica is...whats gonna happen to her, if I remember the comic right...if she ate the seeds she'd be massive, but then what are they gonna do with her
xXMension04Xx
2023-08-07 14:43:06 +0000 UTCI don’t think Whitt is that cruel/insane. I think it’s more like she wants an apprentice to pass on her experience to.
Chumlee99
2023-08-07 13:28:44 +0000 UTCIs Katie humming can we imagine aeroplanes in the night sky are shooting stars?
SarcasticObserver1
2023-08-07 08:05:06 +0000 UTCLove the Loompette wearing high vis, directing everybody. Safety first!
Debauched Sloth
2023-08-07 06:14:06 +0000 UTC"You get a steam deck, you get a steam deck EVERYONE GETS A STEAM DECK"
SarcasticObserver1
2023-08-07 06:02:17 +0000 UTCOr maybe phones, video games, Netflix and Disney plus subscriptions
Chumlee99
2023-08-07 05:03:02 +0000 UTCThat's a good question what can you bribe loompettes with? Cause all I can see is they like to drink so maybe a couple cases of cider
SarcasticObserver1
2023-08-07 04:59:07 +0000 UTCO god I could hear dr Phil's voice reading this 🤣🤣
SarcasticObserver1
2023-08-07 04:57:59 +0000 UTCMan, even Whitt is manipulative to her own blood. I do hope she doesn’t try to force her into the factory the hard way.
RaianMaru
2023-08-07 04:51:48 +0000 UTCOr maybe something like a Lois Lane type is interviewing a celebrity and the celebrity transforms into a massive fruit woman and the journalist bribes the loompettes with something to let her tag along
Chumlee99
2023-08-07 04:47:22 +0000 UTC“So let me made sure I understand this, you married 6 women, five of whom have turned into giant fruit and vegetables ladies, and a cow, and you’re in the process of fattening this one up into a prize winning Turkey woman. And they’re all okay with this.” “Well Phil, when all your wives are immobile and eating 24/7. They don’t care what I do so long as I feed them and squeeze them”
Chumlee99
2023-08-07 04:45:27 +0000 UTCNo wait that would be an amazing dr Phil episode
SarcasticObserver1
2023-08-07 04:25:57 +0000 UTCOr perhaps a creative valentine's comic where a girl is undergoing a fruit expansion and the oompletes Tried to abduct her while her boyfriend is trying to hold on to her body
Douglas Hier
2023-08-07 04:22:27 +0000 UTCA Horror black comedy retelling of Bluebeard only instead of killing his wives, he just turns them into fruits and vegetables in his massive greenhouse where they keep living and growing
Chumlee99
2023-08-07 04:20:00 +0000 UTCThat is a comic I wanna see
SarcasticObserver1
2023-08-07 04:16:33 +0000 UTCWas having a crappy day but this made it better thank you. Also question if Whitt tried to recruit Cory into the company does that mean she knows about her aunts condition? And does that mean Katie could potentially recruit her bf so then he could be all Edward Snowden and take them out from the inside 🤔
SarcasticObserver1
2023-08-07 04:16:13 +0000 UTCSomeone give her a raise
SarcasticObserver1
2023-08-07 04:09:10 +0000 UTCThe Farmer: Wife 1, Doris became a pumpkin she's over there with all the other pumpkins, so I married a 2nd one, Ethel became an Apple, that's her next to Ms Applepie.. Wife number 3, Theodora, well she's over at the tent for biggest livestock because she's currently a cow-woman with the biggest boobs in the county. Cathy here's my watermelon wife so that's 4, and I should probably tell you wife number 5, Bella, is currently a giant blueberry out in the field as we speak leaking like Noah's flood. Whitt: And none of them care you have multiple wives? The Farmer:...........*goes beet red in the face* I haven't told any of them about the other 4.
Chumlee99
2023-08-07 03:53:29 +0000 UTCYeah, I was just about to ask lmao, 4th wife? Like, has this happened before?!?! Or is this just a normal thing for you?
Smithersons
2023-08-07 03:43:38 +0000 UTCIt's a mystery, but I'm hoping for possibly someone being a pear
Douglas Hier
2023-08-07 03:43:18 +0000 UTCThe farmer: Do I at least get my 4th wife back? Whitt: Well, here's the deal. Your wife is currently several hundred thousand dollars worth of Wacky Candy IP...so you will get her back....AFTER she's paid off the debt. You'll have her back in a couple months. In the meantime, I strongly suggest you....wait...4TH WIFE!?
Chumlee99
2023-08-07 03:41:07 +0000 UTCSuch an interesting means of sueing from them
Douglas Hier
2023-08-07 03:32:45 +0000 UTCWacky Candy's parent company definitely uses the "your fields were unintentially cross-polinated with our proprietary crops by bugs no one can control" reason to sue
Opik Oort
2023-08-07 03:31:03 +0000 UTCIf we saw one of the watermelon girls getting a job then it would depend on if they either would shrink down or not get a job and just undergo being juiced
Douglas Hier
2023-08-07 03:30:18 +0000 UTClike what if we find out these two watermelons are on the small side compared to what they have up at the factory and they get made a whole lot better
Chumlee99
2023-08-07 03:29:01 +0000 UTCAll I know is that it'll be an interesting thing to see
Douglas Hier
2023-08-07 03:28:39 +0000 UTCYou think Whitt will try and get some more producers from the fair? Taking advantage of an otherwise dismal situation? Seems interesting, but kind of risky, it could very well lead up to some potentially… “Wacky” hijinks lol. But who knows, whatever happens it’s going to be interesting lol.
Smithersons
2023-08-07 03:26:34 +0000 UTCThat and or, let's just say Thanksgiving at the Whitt household is a mix of normal looking ladies, and some of the biggest landwhales on the planet always begging Whitt to let them come work for her but Whitt can't or won't for reasons
Chumlee99
2023-08-07 03:25:35 +0000 UTCCan already see two, one is a massive cherry woman who's the Helen Lovejoy to Whitt's Marge, always flaunting how her region is always doing better than Whitt's and the other is a superpear of a pear woman who used to be on earth as one of those Shark Tank Venture capitalist billionaire types and now has to be Katie's assistant and isn't use to being at the bottom of the food chain
Chumlee99
2023-08-07 03:24:27 +0000 UTCLol
Smithersons
2023-08-07 03:24:14 +0000 UTCNo wonder she’s so stressed! Sounds like the business is a bit understaffed and the loompettes aren’t exactly… The most “skilled” labor force, now are they? Shows why she seems to take so much out on Katie lol. You’ve really thought this story out well? Kudos to you,I really enjoy reading it for that. It’s nice to see it all piece together and as a literary nerd I love it when someone actually writes a story well and with care.
Smithersons
2023-08-07 03:24:06 +0000 UTCSo far it's already getting rather interesting, I'm hoping to see more big butt fun and maybe more pair shape fun fun before eventually Seeing more overgrown women rolling away
Douglas Hier
2023-08-07 03:21:26 +0000 UTCI really do need to flesh out more corpo characters since Whitt seems to wear the hats of store, regional, and planetary managers XD
Opik Oort
2023-08-07 03:18:32 +0000 UTCAaah, that would actually explain quite a bit. Quite risky on Whitts end though (see what I did there 💀) interesting, makes you wonder who the head of the whole “business” really is? 👀 I guess we’ll see?
Smithersons
2023-08-07 03:16:08 +0000 UTC[writes notes]
Opik Oort
2023-08-07 03:14:58 +0000 UTCNot gonna pigeonhole myself to too much yet, but Whitt tried to hire Cory, who got enough training to learn the loompette language, and then decided the whole thing was super sus so she backed out.
Opik Oort
2023-08-07 03:14:34 +0000 UTCJust to really stir the pot, at Wacky Candy Factory is a sister in law that married Whitt and Cory's mom's brother that nobody liked and led to an ugly divorce and now at Wacky Candy there is a multi-ton lemon of a sister in law and so at Thanksgiving when they ask about Lydia the Lemon, Whitt goes, oh Lydia is crushing it at work.
Chumlee99
2023-08-07 03:14:04 +0000 UTCNew page, nice. I’m sort of surprised by how much Coriander seems to know of her aunt. Not only that but the fact she simply doesn’t want to eat the candy is also pretty interesting, I wonder how much she knows and how Mina feels about it?
Smithersons
2023-08-07 03:07:52 +0000 UTC
