Mailbox - D&D Shadow over Mystara - Elf -
Added 2021-09-14 11:15:39 +0000 UTCI'll try to send them this week.
I hope you like it!
Take care and keep safe!
Thank you as usual for your patience and support
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/clap bravo!
Nikraria
2021-09-17 14:48:24 +0000 UTCShady Merchant: “Goodness, if you had not shown up when you did Miss. Elf I would surely be dead. I must repay this kindness, lets see…” *the merchant rummages through their bag* Shady Merchant: “Ah yes, this here is a scroll for a spell known as ‘Mend Clothes’. As you can see yours is all torn asunder, leaving you quite exposed. Allow me…” *the merchant reads from the scroll, it glows with a magical energy, and transfers to the elf’s outfit* Shady Merchant: “Oh dear…” *the elf’s armor slowly begins to disintegrate, leaving her even more exposed then before* Shady Merchant: “Oh, how dreadfully terrible! I’ve made quite the blunder! This isn’t the ‘Mend Clothes’ spell, this is the ‘Undo Clothes’ spell! I am besides myself with grief! Oh, please forgive this lowly merchant.” *the merchant bows deeply* Shady Merchant: “Ah! I know! I have a spare set of armor that just might fit you!” *the merchant opens their bag back up and pulls from it a set of bikini armor* Shady Merchant: “Now I know this may look rather exposing, but it is enchanted! Impervious to all elemental damage, resistant to stabbing and slashing damage, and offers both HP and MP regeneration! I was going to sell this and retire, but I can only think of offering it to you for free after scorning my very savior.” *the merchant holds out the enchanted bikini armor to the naked elf* Shady Merchant: (Of course there is one downside to this armor… it is cursed with ‘portal to lust’. Any men engaged in any sexual act within 100 feet will be reflected upon the wearer of this armor, their nipples will be teased, their pussys will be filled, and their asses will be pounded. And once it has begun, there is no way to remove the armor until every man is completely satisfied.) *the elf takes the armor, and scampers off behind a tree to put it on* Shady Merchant: (Why, I’d almost feel bad… if I weren’t the demon lord’s right hand man.)
Joseph
2021-09-16 23:45:21 +0000 UTC
