I’m making a sentient Microwave. What questions should I ask it?
Added 2021-06-15 15:54:08 +0000 UTC
I know this is weird but I need your help LETS GOOO 🌈
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Dear Microwave, do you enjoy the smell of the food we warm up in you? How DO you feel about Hot Pockets?
2021-06-25 13:52:23 +0000 UTC
These are perfect, thanks Isabel :D
2021-06-17 16:26:20 +0000 UTC
uh oh
2021-06-17 16:26:10 +0000 UTC
Do you work for the NSA?
2021-06-17 05:24:40 +0000 UTC
If you were animal, what would you be? Who is your celebrity crush? Are you having a hot girl summer?
2021-06-16 16:43:34 +0000 UTC
Do you ever get hungry? When I reheat something and then forget about it for a long time, do two you make friends, or is it awkward?
2021-06-16 16:42:02 +0000 UTC
beautiful
2021-06-15 19:57:40 +0000 UTC
How do I cook my food evenly or unevenly in you?
2021-06-15 19:19:37 +0000 UTC
Can you tell the secret setting between tepid and scalding? (Please?)
Chris Birdman
2021-06-15 18:04:43 +0000 UTC
Just asked it, he says its like pulling out before (and I quote) "the deed is done" and I was disgusted and amazed
2021-06-15 17:41:41 +0000 UTC
Do you like or dislike it when I open the door 1 second before the timer goes off?
2021-06-15 17:13:20 +0000 UTC
Oooh, the drama!
2021-06-15 16:16:57 +0000 UTC
Do you get jealous when I use the stove?
2021-06-15 16:15:46 +0000 UTC
These are great, thank you for your service HAHA
2021-06-15 16:07:56 +0000 UTC
What's your favorite button for me to press? Do you get lonely when I'm in the living room? Is it possible to prepare a hot pocket with the right temperature? Is it scary for you to make popcorn?
2021-06-15 16:07:16 +0000 UTC
Great one, will ask!
2021-06-15 16:01:53 +0000 UTC
What is the answer to the ultimate question - of life, the universe and everything?