Life Hack #345728
If you want free drinks at the bar. Go to the Bartender and say...
Do you remember Charlie May?
You know the one with the glass eye?
Who works at Green Electric right beside Eagle Pawn.
The one with the tattoo of his son on his left side.
The Bartender looks at you and smiles. I haven't heard the name in awhile.
Yeah me and Charlie played defense. Back when the world still made sense.
We used to ride our bikes by the docks.
Stayed out way passed our curfew.
We were non to eclectic we watched Sting on Pay-Per-View
And the way he would look in my eyes made me confused.
Ooooh Where'd you find him? I've been searching for so long.
I've got questions to ask him. Conversations to catch up on.
They will start shedding a tear, Grab a glass and ask what you want. This has worked at every bar I've ever been to, All Across this United States.
We all remember Charlie May.
We all know the one with the glass eye.
Who works at Green Electric right beside Eagle Pawn.
The one with the tattoo of his son on his left side.
Don't ask me I don't know why....
Mini Update: My El Duce CD should be arriving Tomorrow! This song will be on my next album called FUNDERDOME. Expect some Record Store Appreciation Shorts soon B)
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