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Lineal update #5!

What's going on JBG!

Another Sunday, another lineal update! So things are progressing well, but with a caveat. I've a full hour completed now, but this video has basically turned into a "Rise and fall of Mirko Cro Cop". I only just finished Cro Cop's story and then looked back at the video and realized his story is probably about 2/3rds of the entire runtime so far lol.

I've had the unfortunate bad luck of spending the last day or two writing about his post lineal career, specifically, a segment about how he came damn close to losing to Pat "the predator" Barry, and then got KTFO by Brendan Schaub in his next fight. I thought I was done with clowning on Brandon in videos, but i guess this one last time couldn't hurt..

I am genuinely saddened though, as one of my favourite bits I've done so far wont be usable on Youtube, (but will definitely make the Patreon version!). Without spoiling anything, its a brief segment that started as a stupid joke idea when discussing Cro Cop v Schaub, and now has turned into an oddly touching, yet still stupid, moment. Its a fantastic dichotomy of heartwrenching and pants on head moronic. And it's all thanks to the music used. But sadly said music is 100% copyright protected so that's a no no for youtube. Just means the Patreon version is the definitive edition yet again.

Honestly, so far this video, while I don't think it has as many high impact moments like Colemans post career bit in Lineal 1, or Enson v Vovchanchyn segment in Lineal 2, it has some of my personal favourite bits I've worked on in a while. The Sapp v Noguiera, and Cro Cop v Noguiera segments have turned out really well, and a whole ass bit about Shockwave 2002 was great fun to write and edit too. So I'm genuinely excited to get this out there now, which is a double edged sword, as it's making me kinda want to rush it out lol.

Also, has anyone seen Creepy Heihachi around lately? I can't find the guy... hope he's okay...

In other news, I just wanted to say I am gonna put people in the $3 tiers names first in the credits going forward on videos, there isn't much extra I can offer but priority names in the credits is at least something until i think of some actual perks.

Short update this week! But that just means more work is happening on the video, so less time to write about it. Back to work!

Take care everyone, and as always, just bleed

Nap

Lineal update #5!

Comments

Honestly trying to wrangle the lineal timeline and career retrospectives into one script is a pain, as you find yourself writing about when someone wins the real heavyweight title and then 5 minutes later realise you’ve lost track of the lineal title.. πŸ˜†

Napoleon

Thank you man!

Napoleon

Is it particularly difficult to write a detailed synopsis of a fighters career narrative but at the same time, condensing it in order to discuss others ones as well?

Cecil the prophet

That's one ❀️

quazi

This Charles Bennett video?? https://youtu.be/WOgBclWpTsU YT flagged this one as 18s only so it never shows up in searches

Napoleon

Creepy Bob Sapp is the new Creepy Heihachi!

Napoleon

The gesture towards the bob Sapp action figure in the picture was the icing on the cake πŸ˜‚

Wayne Scales

I mean he can stop making fun of them. Buuuuuuut if he ever does we'll know the big tomato face known as Dana kidnapped him in some weird human centipede experiment to scare other people from making good content. Or whatever.

quazi

Getting the real versions of your videos is the best patreon bonuses we can get. Who cares about tiers? I subscribe cuz I want you to keep making videos. That being said I can't speak for anyone but me. Keep doing you bro. Can't wait for the next video. I can't wait even more for the 13 hour finished lineal video to put on after every PPV party because by now everyone has seen or heard the pride video in the back ground fully by now πŸ˜…. I really need to find who made and where that Charles "felony" Bennett video for next UFC. Thought you made it but I can't find it and it doesn't appear when I search YouTube 🀷. Oh well. Power slap video for the win!

quazi

You got it πŸ˜†

Napoleon

Yeah, i just feel like i should warn people is all, you know?? lol.. Also coming soon, The Rise and Fall of Yoshimitsu

Napoleon

U can’t stop making fun of Brendan schaub Dennis Siver or and of the fake martial arts guys. Ever.

Ashley Santare

It kinda sounded like you were appologizing for doing an hour on Cro Cop...I must have read that wrong. Honestly, if you took an hour out of the middle of the lineal to explain the entire backstory of Yoshimitsu, I can't imagine 1 patron would complain. You keep doing what tickles your fancy, we'll keep enjoying the fuck out of it.

Dave Cottrell

Mmmmmkay....I'll read all that later. However, I am looking forward to your next video. Fabio vs The Goose is going to be hard to beat. I had no idea that you were such a talented artist!

Chris Smith

I can't wait to see the finished product buddy 😁😁 as far the patreon perks I'm cool with being able to watch the non YouTube friendly on here me personally i don't support your patreon for any perks I'm happy to do just to help keeping your great content coming πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

Evilscarface


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