Napoleon Blownapart

A quick look at FMA Part 2

Added 2022-04-05 23:48:20 +0000 UTC

This is just a real quick little segueway i threw together tonight. I'm more or less finished with the first full on fraud story, so in between the larger stories i wanted to do these short "corner of fraudulence" segments where i go over some martial arts clownery that probably couldn't fill a full segment. Starting with none other than D.U.S.T guy, Dale Brown.

The main reason i didn't want to do a full 10-15 minute segment on old Dale is that despite his training that is seemingly designed to increase the rate of homicides in Detroit, Dale seems like a genuinely good person who has really done a lot to try and tackle crime in his community. He's also possibly the only martial arts fraud who claims to have a military record that actually does have a military record. Suck on that, Frank Dux. It's just a shame his survival tactics will give you the lifespan of a Pedestrian in Grand Theft Auto.

So it does feel a little shitty dunking on a guy whos trying to do good, but just doing it in the worst possible way. That doesn't mean I wont take the absolute piss out of him, but maybe in more of a good natured way 😂

In other news, my copy of Frank Dux's "The Secret Man" arrived today!! I cant believe i have to read both this and Ashida Kim in the same month. I'm starting to wonder what Eldritch god has me on it's shit list at this point.