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I couldn't JUST make Pluto

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Adorable and so well done.

RitalinGamer

Heh, Uranus. Also, seconding the love for Jupiter.

Kevin Wright

Jupiter thicc

Christopher Guerra

This makes sense because the sun is going to fuck every planet by blowing up one day

Pluto is super cute lol I'm so glad you included Pluto

Dakota

Jupiter little moons are adorable

jshooa

Saturn was always ma favorite planet as a kid

Onyx

I know this was a while ago, but no one was talkin about Jupiter tho? 😳👌

Nozerz

Saturn definitely my favorite

Yeet

Mercury best girl

PianoMan

It'll happen in a few million years anyway. Just wait.

Isuub Eli

The sun,the best jojos stand

Joe mama

Dear god

Muenster Cheese

And Pluto is smol planet so Pluto get to be petite

Donivan

They didn't do that for inclusion. They did that cause Jupiter is a fat planet meaning bbw for porn.

Donivan

Can we see the sun fuck the planets

Unknown fan

[17h] is my favorite < 3

Ostromysl

I was about to say, would be cool to see more of the Kuiper Belt entities….entitties

Anthony W

Pluto could use he/him or they/them pronouns we don’t know

Barbaryn

This implies that solar flares are the sun nutting

Barbaryn

Man, if only Pluto were trans I'd be happy :3

M. Hatfield

I like Uranus

do_more_gooder

are you trying to tell us the Earth is Flat?

Cieboa Plays

kinda was hoping for that tho, wud hav been funny

Kitty Maid

the sun is..........quite big!

Kitty Maid

I love that you uploaded the individual art in order from the Sun (lucky harem protagonist) to Pluto (as it should be). I love this so much!

mburg

My argument is we don’t say little people are not people, they are just people.

mburg

Just FYI, there are a significant number of planetary scientists who disregard the International Astronomical Union's 2006 classification of Pluto as a "dwarf planet" for a number of reasons. If you actually read up on the discourse, their argument is pretty compelling. I'm no expert, but I'm inclined to agree with them.

Flip Flap

Uranus drained like that is perfect

Spain without the S

...how much to add all the other dwarf planets? Ceres, etc?

Robert Pavelchek

pluto is my fav

Shadow Raven

Damn right!! Earth be curvy!

Just Lurkin' About

Tune in next time when tele makes the sun dick down uranus 😂

Soul of darkness

Uranus best girl

Pando

Only Telepurte can make you want to fuck the solar system

Yuval Green

Glad to see that pluto isnt a loli.

TheFuckingAhhhhh

Glad to see earth isn't flat.

James Leibee

dude i love mars

Pablo Ortiz

Wait. If we got Pluto… Where is Eris, Ceres, Haumea and Makemake?

Ulbert

Jupiter & her lil moons 💗

ZekeStaright

Mars fuckin FIT tho

Dillon Lynch

Seven billion (& counting) who refuse to get up off the couch and HELP CLEAN UP AROUND THE HOUSE.

SYH

Mercury definitely best girl there

Alec the Frog

everyone here just talking about Uranus meanwhile i'm just appreciating Jupiter with her Galilean *cat*ellites

LH

That'd be AMAZING

Loneranger152

BRO Saturn is 🔥

shinacro67

That’s an interesting harem.

Shadow Scale Cosplay

uranus spreading her anus I see

Bungee

Lol at Uranus

Christopher Lilly

Is it just me or are they posed / made slightly simmilar to their astronomical symbol? If its intentional thats a really cool detail.

derpinder77

Venus, Mars, Saturn, and Neptune are my favs

Alex Sinclair

This is weird for me because my name is actually Sun

Sun Nathaphat

Uranus and Pluto are my fav's

Satis

Telepurte is an absolute legend. Also Mercury, Wenus, Saturn are my picks ^^

Wizerl

I love Mars and Saturn more than anything I've ever known

ThirdWelles

I like Neptune :)

FaultiestPhoenix

That’s amazing! What an excellent scale, definitely Sun should be that big.

Oleksandr Budnyk

Dam you went full berserk on that one! Nice job!!!!

patreonus

More of jupiter please

T Scheller

The only person who can sexualize the entire solar system and make it some of the best art I've ever seen

Michael

I like Saturn's hair, really cool

Wizzard

URANUS

Tacorific9000

Once it comes close to earth, we will be fucked

Wizerl

Mars kinda muscular, also Saturn? *chefs kiss

Jplatissimus

If Earth seems less cheery, keep in mind she is the only one who ended up having a billion kids.

shadowscribble

I guess you could say the sun is packing heat…

rasfruitin

Guess the Sun made their own harem

Blaqhawq

Pluto with the small biddies

PondCat

❤️

Simone Spinozzi

Wow, Uranus is beautiful.

Aron25746

I knew it… Uranus

Aron25746

Imagine if he did every LoL character. That would have taken him so freaking long, I don't even want to imagine.

Kote

I love each and every one of them., But goddamn, is the Sun a horse? He definitely can dominate anything and anyone in the solar system with that thang

Kote

I got a new wallpaper

Sternenboy

I know it's not much, but thanks for including different body sizes and shapes. It goes a long way and means a lot ❤

Director Scarlett

Iove how you made it very clear which one is Neptune and which one is Uranus

DayDreamer

Uranus showing her....oh I get it.

AnothrWintr

Pluto best girl

Bladey

Love Saturn! And Uranus showing her anus

These….these are just too good. Nicely done!

Zangspur

Love the chub ones

lildaniel100

This is epic

Hot Cofi

Mr. Sun, Sun, Mr. Golden Sun, shoot your load on me!

Bryant Taylor

We took a poll for him to draw a planet... And he delivered the solar system. Absolute king!

Riley Nielsen

Nice view of Uranus. XP

Xaq

Thank you for that fact 💯

Hex Edd

Fun fact, the axial tilt of Uranus is 97 degrees (Earth is at 23 degrees), so one could say that the angle she's currently at matches that.

Maarten Daalder

Never thought I'd say this but now draw the sun fucking the planets, starting from the closest one to it

LiDavis386

haha jupiter with the "moons"

The Magic Boy

Hahaha! Take a look at that Rack on Earth! WHAT SAY YOU NOW FLAT EARTHERS!?

Spartan277

This is better than I imagined. Also Neptune is my favorite

Kibbles

O_O This is glorious!

Adavarius

Love saturn and neptune

Ethan O'Connor

The whole solar system, noice!

Rithik Ram

Saturn 🙏

Dale Simpson

Wait which one is Neptune and which one is .... ... nvm.

Unanimous D

The hair being the rings is a really cool idea.

Holden Neal

I have no problems with dis owo

ShaozChampion

whoa O.O

Kall

this turned out so good. great work tele

Michael Hawk

This is the best thing I could've seen before going to sleep. Thank you Telepurte, now I will proceed to have the best dream I've had in quite a while.

CosmicMaelstrom

I see why Markiplier loves space so much now 😳😳

Invictus Maneo

Heranus

Kronos992

Wow, above and beyond.

Gemini

Hey Sun. Nice cock.

Quinn Giebel

god damn you went all out XD

vencion_maruku

Big dick energy, literally. Nice.

LeumasWhite

URANUS 😂

J the Bear

Venus, Saturn and Pluto ❤

Marcus Griffin

The sun is gonna get some planussy

Gabe Kauffman

Mars is my favorite

Sorran

Man, this might be the reason I finally memorize the planets😝

Tiersen Cauvel

Oh my God I love them so much!

Crisolenos

Bro she's worldwide

Dot Bot

Holy crap YES

KshiChris

Uranus lmao

Fernando

Love how you did uranus (heh) and jupiters hair/halo!!

Mechis 468

Yoo! Amazing!

Sparkflame 305

Tele here’s the real question, Is Pluto a planet?

Kaleb

And we love ya for that!

AquaWolfX 87

Ohhh. Uranus. I get it. 😂

Waffle Thief

Banger

Noodle The Troll

Jupiter and Mercury are my favorites, but these are all amazing!

AmericanKaiser

Amazing work as always!

Grey Ravenfang

Omg saturn 🪐

nativecoruscant

Nice cock bro 👍

Daniel Latch

Uranus is showing her anus

Hex Edd

weird boner moment

uunn kama

The COMMITMENT. Serious respect.

UnoriginalBlu


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