😝 Make Tea Say Weird Shit 😝
Added 2025-06-27 17:18:49 +0000 UTCGive me a sentence you'd like said and I'll say it.
Leave your suggestion below and I'll consider it for the next 'Make Tea Say Weird Shit'.
Examples of what we're looking for:
"They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!"
"One does not simply walk into Mordor."
"PO-TAY-TOES!"
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Comments
"A bunny suit is the most powerful thing in the world! Because I could put the suit on... and go into a bar, grab a random pool cue and start cracking the kneecaps of some random guy, and everyone would go 'Awww, it's so CUTE!'"
Brandon Robbins
2025-07-10 09:48:38 +0000 UTC“Chocolate is the perfect medium for crime. Once you’ve used the weapon, you can eat it and get rid of the evidence.”
Scarida Ghostly
2025-07-10 00:48:09 +0000 UTC"i got this new anime plot. basically theres this high school girl except shes got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers" Other person-"what happened next?" *more enthusiasm* "Well then transfer student shows up one day with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous"
daily life
2025-07-07 20:37:36 +0000 UTC🎵the once was a lad from Sambass,who two balls made of brass, in inclimate weather he'd clink them together, and lightning would shoot out his ass 🎵
daily life
2025-07-07 20:34:09 +0000 UTCYou seem down. Can I offer Chinese food and an orgasm in these trying times?
Joseph Brown
2025-07-02 01:19:33 +0000 UTCI'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle here is my spout.
Joseph Brown
2025-07-02 01:19:02 +0000 UTC“Nobody move!! I’ve dropped me brain”
Jacob Kitson
2025-07-01 07:13:31 +0000 UTCWe live in a society. Return to monkey.
Joseph Brown
2025-06-30 22:09:59 +0000 UTC"Mankind used to walk on all fours. What they saw before them then... were asses. Yes... In the evolution of mankind, the ass became the boobs. When man walked on four legs what lay before their eyes was the ass. Ever since the day man began to walk on two legs that view was replaced by the boobs. In the end, tits are nothing more than fake asses! So if you ask if I had to choose between the original and the imitation, ofcourse I would choose the original!!" - Kiyoshi from Prison School, successfully dodging expulsion.
Isa-sensei
2025-06-30 10:37:40 +0000 UTC"I may be a healer, but"
Gseus
2025-06-30 04:09:25 +0000 UTC“Sex is cool and all but have you ever seen two trains racing each other? That shit’s metal as fuck.”
CaptainJoey63
2025-06-29 06:41:06 +0000 UTC"Call my therapist. Tell him he's a rich man."
DDB
2025-06-29 05:49:59 +0000 UTC"Please stop complimenting my bones you can't have them. " That was me talking to my dentist after they said I have wonderful teeth and my wisdom teeth are in fine but they would like to remove them anyway.
APerson
2025-06-28 16:19:49 +0000 UTC“We drank the blood of some people, but the people were on drugs. And now I am a wizard!” Or really any quote you like from WWDITS.
Blaine
2025-06-28 14:58:03 +0000 UTCDudley Moore (Arthur). “I’m going to take a bath now.” John Gielgud: “I’ll alert the media.”
Zenman100
2025-06-28 11:38:46 +0000 UTCHang on, not a single Princess Bride reference? Fine: “Inconceivable!” “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
Zenman100
2025-06-28 11:35:55 +0000 UTCWhy not some Mister torgue of borderlands 2 : "that sentence had to many syllabes, apologie!!!!" Or "there is nothing more badass than treating a woman with respect!!!!"
Frankthetank42
2025-06-28 02:06:44 +0000 UTC"Dry land is not a myth, I have seen it!"
Paristocrat
2025-06-28 02:01:52 +0000 UTC" a platypus?...(Platypus puts on hay)....Perry the platypus?!"
Ziodark Blaster
2025-06-28 00:14:09 +0000 UTC“Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?!?!?
Souppoyo
2025-06-28 00:01:26 +0000 UTC“He’s in the walls. He’s in the goddamn walls!”
JonBonTrain
2025-06-27 23:10:48 +0000 UTCFoul tarnished, thou marred by the flame of ambition. Who's hand grasp thy leash I wonder, or perhaps thy will is thyne own
Wax3L
2025-06-27 22:43:29 +0000 UTCSpaceBalls: They have gone to Plaid
UndeadWillow
2025-06-27 21:16:03 +0000 UTCGOBLIN: Wriggly wriggly man-flesh! Wriggly wriggly-- Wait. Why are you looking at me like that? Whaddya mean, "Squirmy squirmy goblin girly?" EEEP!
Mike Taylor
2025-06-27 20:44:12 +0000 UTC*Some of the lyrics to Down With The Sickness by Disturbed*
LPPrince
2025-06-27 20:25:25 +0000 UTC“Boobs aren’t fat! They’re filled with men’s hopes and dreams!”
Jonathan Stark
2025-06-27 20:20:32 +0000 UTC"You wanna learn why the call me Peggy?~"
Steve Ortega
2025-06-27 17:33:24 +0000 UTCGoddamnit Arthur could you please keep it down? (Different voice) I'm sorry Dutch, but I'm just too dummy thiccc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the pinkertons
Bostin_barter
2025-06-27 17:32:25 +0000 UTC
