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❤️ 🤡 Slutty Clown 🤡 ❤️ (F4M) (Girlfriend Models Her Clown Costume for You) (Fishnets or Thigh Highs?) (What? I’m Planning My Halloween Outfit) (Oh, This Clown Doing it For You?) (Sitting on Your Lap) (Squeezing My Honky Horns) (LIKE FOR PART 2)

"Wanna honk on my horns?"

"That’s clown code for would you care to massage my breasts?"

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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio

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Winner of this month's Tea's choice. Thank you for the questionable ideas. Much appreciated :) 

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All audios are works of fiction and should be enjoyed as such. 

Comments

When I think of sexy clowns all I think is Harley Quin, even then she doesn't really do anything for me. I like this though.

Jeremy Knight

As someone who used to wrestle as an evil clown... I think I'm in love

Jackie Bee

Fatherless behavior 🤣🤣🤣

Mac

Didn't I make a joke about this just the other day?

CurrentlyEatingPies

This just reminds me of a meme that goes “nice t*ddies. Mind if I, you know. *honk* *honk* (snorts)”

Bolter66

Tea's just clownin around, got the circus dobonhonkeroes

Orchid Moonlight

I have just seen the post, and will listen to it once I’m off work just to see if there is actual honking. XD

Da Doofus

I'm getting Phoenix Wright flashbacks...

Joseph Brown

Okay but now I actually need a part two.

Bingo D. Bongo

For people who Don't like clowns, try looking at Bouncy Clown's Instagram and maybe gain a new "appreciation" for clown girls.

CrowKnows

Ty

June

Sexy clown time That is some wholesome degeneracy right there. 😏

Joseph Brown

Amazing work Tea! Loving the playful talk about what we think about her clown costume and preparing for Halloween. Also that Hexxus impression was top tier. The puns in the end with kisses and a honk was a wonderful way to end the audio. Thank you Tea for a fun audio!

Phoenix Brave Hideki

💜💜💜💜💕💞💝💖⁉⁉⁉⁉🤡⁉⁉⁉⁉💜💜💜💜

Lost Puppy

Hmmm...normally, I'd expect a fun bit of words like 'badonkadonks' But if it's a clown? Perhaps 'Bahonkahonks' would do. Was very cute Tea. Wish you the best~

Nox Nemesis

THE FERNGULLY REFERENCE THOUGH

Lobonoa Zoro

Also, a friend of mine once sent John Barrowman into giggle fits with her squeaky boobs at DragonCon.

Mike Taylor

Now THIS is why I love Harley Quinn

Camilo Iribarren

This...I'm just the most confused horny right now. *honk*

Alex

We love some goofy ass shit

That_dutch_guy

We've had weirder, we've had wackier, we've had the downright horrendous, and yet for some reason this was the one where my brain was like "Surely she wouldn't." How foolish I was. 😆

Warden D.

Thank you so much :D

TeacupAudio

The feral degeneracy is... inevitable :D

TeacupAudio

There is no girlfriend. There is only clown!

Mike Taylor

This is peak tea content

That_dutch_guy

I... I just... I really should have seen this coming. 🤣 Never change Tea. 💜

Warden D.


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