☺️ You Have Been Lied to ☺️ (The Feminine Mystique is Exposed)
Added 2023-08-13 18:13:01 +0000 UTC"If I wander off at a party, look off into the distance like I’m contemplating a life’s worth of questions, please know I am not a mysterious and alluring woman. I am a woman who needs to fart."
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Just as hot😂👌
Kyle Hues
2023-08-26 18:23:59 +0000 UTCI was once hanging out with my brother and his (then) wife. She, a fairly good looking college gal, walked into the room wearing a tank top and short denim shorts; not flaunting but definitely accentuating her feminine features.The first thing she did, without warning, was to belch as loud as she could. I looked at my brother and said "Doesn't that just make you feel safe?"
TheFireIron 357
2023-08-15 02:44:06 +0000 UTCNew pickup line: "Are you seeking a place to flatulate, m'lady?"
Jack
2023-08-14 05:59:03 +0000 UTCSadly, your need to fart has not made us love you any less. 😍
Cullen Nash
2023-08-14 02:09:31 +0000 UTCI haven’t laughed that hard in a while, thank you tea
Toark the Nomad
2023-08-14 00:23:27 +0000 UTCNoted lol
Jason Rimando
2023-08-13 21:29:06 +0000 UTCEh, I just let it blow wherever. My boyfriend is used to it. XD
Cyberweasel89
2023-08-13 21:16:36 +0000 UTCGreat post Tea! Definitely made my day 😁.
Phoenix Brave Hideki
2023-08-13 19:09:54 +0000 UTC🤣🤣🤣
Rasmus
2023-08-13 19:07:51 +0000 UTCHa, wish that method worked with men.
Jeremy Knight
2023-08-13 19:05:19 +0000 UTC🤣
Blake
2023-08-13 18:43:44 +0000 UTCThis made me push a little bit of air out my noise. 10/10 would laugh
That_dutch_guy
2023-08-13 18:29:29 +0000 UTCWise words as always Tea 🤣
BNutt18
2023-08-13 18:24:07 +0000 UTCDamn. That's some deep lore right there. Lol.
Warden D.
2023-08-13 18:20:39 +0000 UTC💜💙💜💙
Lost Puppy
2023-08-13 18:17:45 +0000 UTCWhat, you mean you have normal bodily functions? My... my image of you is shattered! * runs away crying *
Mike Taylor
2023-08-13 18:16:10 +0000 UTC🖤
June
2023-08-13 18:14:14 +0000 UTCParadise Lost
ghostguy
2023-08-13 18:14:07 +0000 UTC
