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"You can literally be having the most casual, non-sexual conversation, say something like "yeah, haven't shaved my legs in like..." and from nowhere some asshole will be like "I DON'T FIND BODY HAIR SEXY." Well, buddy, I've got some fantastic news: NOBODY'S TRYING TO SEDUCE YOU."

Have your preferences, jack-off to the minions, I don't care, just know that nobody gives a shit what makes your pp hard. Nobody. Especially people who weren't trying to solicit sexual attention from you. 

I 100% appreciate that the majority of us get this, it's just that small percentage is really fucking loud :)

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People are fucking weird

Hair is hair, if they dont like that hair maybe they should get rid of their hair

Bearr

indeed if your not going to be in my bed it don't matter what you think.

Fangrend

Amen!

Xandred_Bass

Petition for women to grow all the peach fuzz and leg hair they want without any side comments πŸ“

bag

This sounds like this happened in the middle of a discord call/chat.

Jeremy Knight

There's the side of Tea that makes my heart melt, and then there's the part that just lays down the fucking law, lmao. I love it all! πŸ˜†

Monkee Boy

That’s a good point, they hopefully wouldn’t

Richard Hardslab

I don't think people who behave like that have significant others.

TeacupAudio

I mean… I like to think someone’s SO would care about what makes them horny

Richard Hardslab

Idk but those purple minions look wild 😈

Raleigh Wrenn

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June

Legit chuckle out of me. You've won 2 interwebz today

Wraith

Twat: I dOn,T lIkE bOdY hAiRΒ‘ Furry: Pathetic.

CurrentlyEatingPies

Take out the "probably" (despite it fitting the meme format) and insert ALWAYS. 🀣

Wraith

I'm a pleaser, so I like to give people what they want. It might not have started out about them, but if they make it about them, I'll confirm it's about them by claiming whatever it is that annoys them is being done specifically to annoy them. It's hardly ever not fun.

Evan Gentry Moore

:D

TeacupAudio

Read minions as minors for a sec and was like WAIT NO TEA WHAT

Finley Cartmell

"BUT IF ITS NOT ABOUT ME THEN WHATS THE POINT?" -Some asshat, somewhere, sometime probably

Isolex

I think this can be broadened out to "it's not always about you." Sometimes a friend is just discussing something with you just to discuss it, not what your preferences are. Like I've had conversations where I talk about something I'm working on with a friend and they'll immediately talk about what they're working on instead. It kills the conversation.

Speirs

LOL yeaaaaah... people are fucking weird.

Wraith

They're loud because they know nobody is gonna listen to them if they aren't

NiceGame Eh

I think people these days are way too horny and do that crap way too much. You know the old saying, β€œGet your head out of the gutter.”

CobyOctoVT

Well said πŸ™‚

Ashley Hedley

Good god. You just nailed it! :)

TeacupAudio

Well said. Whoever said that sounds like one of those types of people who are like "that's nice, but how about we talk about me?"

Iron Piedmont

This fits quite well ^^ according to a few friends I supposedly am a bit flirty, but completely unintentional. Just was weird when I once told a friend I'd like to visit her some time and she took that as me wanting to come over and bang her. Which was absolutely not my intention :(

Arvel


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