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Taskmaster - S14 E2 - Enormous Hugeness.

I am still shocked... HOW SMALL IS THAT DUCK?? Also.... where was that tiny duck bought.... and lastly... where do you guys buy your ducks?

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My pleasure!! 🤗✨️

Mandy Cane Lane

🤣🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahahhaha! Sarah and I seem to be like minded sometimes 🤭 -- Also thank god you can't make gifs with audio. LOL!!

Mandy Cane Lane

It really is! I have been loving it so much. Years of entertainment! 🤗✨️

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahhahaha, well he is The Taskmaster! 🤪

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahaha, well I already chose! Just by gut reaction and first episode stats, but Dara has been most impressive this episode!

Mandy Cane Lane

I am very much enjoying him! Very funny 🤗🤗

Mandy Cane Lane

Interesting, but for proper use they shouldn't change from key to key 🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Aww, look at you guys being all respectful! I love it! And the live task was pure gold!!

Mandy Cane Lane

I wish I could make GIFs with sounds hahaha

AWR93

Hahahha! Did I do well? - Thank you for the link! Will check it out later!

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! Touché 🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahhaha! You know what? That's on you! From now on ALWAYS expect a seagull impression! 🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Well done Dara!! 🥳👏🏻👏🏻

Mandy Cane Lane

So many fun things to have learned! Haha, I am loving this season!

Mandy Cane Lane

Right? 😅

Mandy Cane Lane

Haha, very true!! 🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

well I am very happy about that. hope your having a great day

Ana and Shawn

Lordy no, that would have been offensive. I don't want to offend you, Mandy or any of the other women on here 😔

Josh Read

LOL at first I thought you were gonna say just don't wear any clothing. no offense taken 😱😂😊

Ana and Shawn

The best live tasks are the ones which make you wish you had friends so you could play that with them 🤭 and this was one of those. Hang in there Mandy, winter is coming.❄️

Stanley Muggins

Pernicious feels a tad dramatic but I'm sorry if it did impact you that much, yikes. Try to relax and have some fun. 😔 I'm making efforts to not act so impulsively with everyone, but particularly in the middle of the night with obvious low hanging fruit. But alas with the risk of you obfuscating yet another of my comments, was it the joke about you having a small duck or the observation that you often contradict yourself which makes you seem a little sus? Or the game dev chat? It's ok to be sarcastic here if you tell a few jokes between, apparently. So I'm fine where I am for now, thanks. 🤗🤗

Stanley Muggins

Surly the answer is simple? Don't wear anything with pockets. That way you won't have a problem. There you go, I've just helped millions of women all across the world 😇 I'm only messing 🤗 no offence meant 🙂

Josh Read

Can't lie, if I was gonna buy a rubber duck then the pharmacy would prob be the place I'd look first 🤔

OutlawStar

I did see that pernicious reply. Please: if you're going to act that way, take it somewhere else.

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

Were they seagulls that flew over? I thought they were ducks or geese. I assumed they were included in the edit to show that the contestants could have thought outside the box by shooting down those ducks instead of using the plastic ones provided. If they did turn out to be geese, it would have led to an interesting debate and banter session in the studio. Alas, every contestant went route one and used the provided imitation waterfowl.

Jeffrey44

Oh i know i was pissed off with him for months I have a phobia of rats

Remi

The dead rat wins, hands down! 🤢

Steve

🤣 i can't think what's worse a bag of dog shit or the time my uncle lobbed a dead rotting rat in an old Tesco carrier bag at me that probably had holes in it

Remi

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_ica-Qxe_Lk 🤣🤣

Steve

Things I learned from this episode:- 1) Fern is great. Funny and quirky. 2) John, is likely going to be this seasons Judi Love. 3) Last week, I did think of Dara to be my season favourite because he's a rather smart fella. After this episode, I'm backing him fully now. 4) It's great having Sarah as one of the guests. 5) Mr Chawawa likes his eyebrows 6) Mandy can't see her pockets when she's wrapped up. 7) That final live task was my favourite one ever. "crashes most" was such a funny moment. Brilliant game. A ducking grape (duck in grape) reaction Mandy.

Rusty Dog

Yeah only near the end i was hoping for it to be used at least 14 times in the intro, instead she's telling me about her neighbours shitty (literally ) attempt to wallpaper her patio 🤣🤣

Remi

She did :)

Rusty Dog

This was the greatest single episode performance in Taskmaster history, Dara didn't drop a SINGLE POINT! Every task he got the maximum points available

Michael Harrop

OMG I was not prepared for that seagull impression at all 😂😂😂 AGARLABALALAGA!

DriveIn

Were you channeling your inner Pilkington again when talking about Jet Li? Paraphrasing Karl, “You never seen a middle-aged Chinese person. One day they’re young and good looking but then they age overnight, like a Pear.”

(Just) Steve

https://youtu.be/uYOmtEcZ1lk?si=2EEKh657Xfvutz-H. When it comes to ducks you may enjoy this. Another great reaction Mand. Your bird impression was the highlight for me 🤗🤗🤗

Josh Read

Poor Sarah Mllican, as a busty woman myself, not seeing your pockets is such a true statement. I know the pain my girl. Enormous Hugeness has two meaning with in the title of the episode LOL The moment I heard Which aircraft…crashes more... in to mountains, I was done. it took me a few minutes to get the tears out of my eyes for that.

Ana and Shawn

Anatidaephobia is the fear of Peking ducks.

Stevus

Re: Wingdings. This is a Dingbat font. There are many of them. In fact I think Wingdings alone has at least three different fonts. Dingbats are just glyphs, icons. They aren't supposed to be used to write out words. It's not code. It's just that, if you need a symbol for something, like a astrological sign out something like that, you can often find it in a Dingbat font like Wingdings, without having to search for a vector graphic, an SVG file etc. These Dingbat fonts predate the internet after all.

Tony Mingoia

Not calling it a ‘Quack to the Future’ duck was another missed opportunity there, I feel.

Graeme D

He, John and Fern only got 3 points in the live task, while Sarah and Munya got 2

DS292

They are made from recycled plastic; they could be recycled again.

Steve

John is one of the most underrated taskmaster contestants ever. His chaotic mind is hilarious.

Mike C

I expect this particular company only sells the ducks, they do not manufacture or brand them. I have further suspicion that the ducks which have a pun based name are unofficial products. That 'Luke Pondwalker Star Duck' is not official Star Wars merchandise but the Doc Brown one is official Back to the Future merchandise. If you own a company making ducks and you've gone to the effort and expense to license the Back to the Future brand, you're not going to waste your investment by using a pun name, you're going to use the name you've gone to the trouble to license. If, on the other hand, you want to make a Star Wars duck but without getting the licence to do so, then you've got no choice but to use a different name, and you might as well do a pun. Collecting single use plastic, in whatever form, is not a good hobby. I also went past another shop today that was just full of nothing but vending machines that dispensed plastic capsules with a 'collectable' inside. It was called 'Gashapon Bandai Official Shop | ONE PIECE CARD GAME Official Shop' if you want to look it up. It's all just future landfill though.

Jeffrey44

This company annoys me—they use pun names like Luke Pondwalker Star Duck, but for the Back to the Future duck, they just call it Doc Brown. Duck Brown is the obvious name... I kind of want to collect them, though, lol.

Steve

Is that some kind of joke? The shop has an online presence, don't forget to check out the Feminist and LGBTQ+ sections. https://www.theduckhousebrighton.online/all-ducks?sort=price_descending This is not sponsored content.

Jeffrey44

Not saying Dara wins the season, but I wonder if your prediction would be different if you waited until after you watched this episode where he wins every task, a first in English-speaking TM history. Also, interesting that you thought John might be sabotaging his team…

Robert Allen

How the hell did he guess helicopter lmao

BazMan01

This is such a great show

Carl-Fredrik L

Legendary stage task in this one! Fern and John’s follow up to “Which aircraft” and Dara’s reaction to both was absolutely amazing!! And Mandy guessing what Sarah would say was hilarious, I could have watched you play along to that game all day! 😂 Also your seagull impression nearly took me out 🤣🤣

AWR93

If you do buy one, make sure you don't buy a spy duck—also known as a Peking duck.

Steve

I saw the notification for this video on my phone while I was out and about and I noticed the question "Where do you guys buy your ducks?" Imagine then, my surprise, when walking home through my home town or city I come across a shop (or store as an American would say) exclusively selling ducks. I had not seen the shop before today. It didn't seem to be a busy shop, there were no customers in it during the five minutes that I was there. I imagine it's quite expensive though so they probably only need to sell 2 ducks a week to make a profit. Either that, or it's a front for drugs and/or prostitution. Probably not though, it's probably as simple as selling overpriced ducks to tourists. I didn't go in. I didn't want the assistant to ask, "What kind of duck or ducks are you looking for today, Sir?" How would I answer?

Jeffrey44

Excellent as always! Thank you, Mandy. 🤗🤗

Steve

Dara got two sets of 5 points for the laminator task which makes 30..you’re right though because he got 7 points on the socks task so it should’ve been 32! 👀😂

Jonathan Davies

“Which aircraft”…”crashes more”… gets me every time 😂😂

Jonathan Davies

theres a youtube outtakes of them continuing the stage task for 'floppy' its a quick 5 min video i think or it might be jammed into a compilation

Dairychoco

59:03 'floppy is hard' - quite the opposite if you think about it lmao

Dairychoco

Oh dear...I deffo didn't have to take a double take of that description 😂. Cleanup on aisle brain please! Fun fact: picture fonts are used more than you think. The symbols on HUDs in games have sometimes just been special characters. Half-Life for example. And the little swirly circle your mouse cursor has when it's loading is just a repeating flash of special characters. If you must know we bought our ducks at the local auction/cattle market. We had a Peeking duck called Derek...that turned out to be a Debby. Then we got 2 more, Kaki Cambels, called Dave and Denzel. We had them for couple years but ducks are messy and we weren't home enough due to work, so we gave them over to a local farmer to look after. Last I heard they're doing quite well. Got their own pond 🙂 🦆🦆🦆 Have your really never lanimayinayeted anything Mandy? 😂😂

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

Surprised you didn't use the word ginumbus

Remi


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