Mr Bean - S1 E12 - Tee Off, Mr Bean
Added 2025-01-26 13:00:09 +0000 UTCWhat an odd one folks. That is all.
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No. Thats like saying is a lime just a green lemon π
Danny
2025-02-01 03:49:25 +0000 UTCOh wow! Censoring is so odd. Like I grew up with the Looney Toons and the Road Runner... π π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-01-31 23:12:47 +0000 UTCHaha, it wasn't Jimmy Carr! But I haven't properly remembered who it was... still feel it was Izzard though π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-01-31 23:11:42 +0000 UTCThey are from the same family but taste very different. Parsnips are very tasty π
Josh Read
2025-01-31 23:10:43 +0000 UTCLol!
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-01-31 23:10:18 +0000 UTCOk, but is a parsnip simply not just a white carrot? π€π
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-01-31 23:09:46 +0000 UTCIt felt like it didn't fit π
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-01-31 23:09:05 +0000 UTCIs a parsnip not just a white carrot? π€π
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-01-31 23:08:28 +0000 UTCNothing wrong with being busy! π€
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-01-31 23:06:44 +0000 UTCHow did it go Josh??
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-01-31 23:05:58 +0000 UTCHaha, power outtages suck! I bought a really bright rechargable flashlight that has a magnet on it. Seems useful, but hope I don't need it π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-01-31 23:05:23 +0000 UTCHahahaha! Well that is nice! Remember, there is always gonna be somebody worse than you at everything π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-01-31 23:03:24 +0000 UTCLol! Thank you for the explanation Remi! π€β¨οΈ
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-01-31 23:02:43 +0000 UTCI have! Maybe that is why he looked familiar π π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-01-31 23:01:55 +0000 UTCHahaha, that all sounds super fun! π€£π€£ Great job on the paragraphs! ππ»ππ» And yes, everyone is a white belt, that was the joke π€
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-01-31 23:01:27 +0000 UTCOh my!!! Ace is stinkin' adorable!! ππ Cheers to you for taking him in! π€β¨οΈ
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-01-31 22:52:09 +0000 UTCHuh, I have seen "Women know your limits" and got roasted to high hell and back, so am not too keen and those kind of sketches π
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-01-31 22:50:01 +0000 UTCOhΔ₯hh, I was thinking more a tattoo for you, lol. Will all that even fit on a dog tag? Good news though. You can keep him named Ace, but pronounce it wrong when you say it! π
Stevus
2025-01-28 18:58:53 +0000 UTCKnew the girl from the laudromatte was familiar she's in the classic Harry Enfield's Women Keep Your Virtue sketch which I don't think Mandy has reacted to
Gray
2025-01-28 18:14:03 +0000 UTCNo, a tag for his collar. I would never tattoo an animal, unless you count the one I paid for my ex to get. π€£
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2025-01-28 06:59:47 +0000 UTCLMAO, he should wear shades. When I heard he was called Ace, my first thought was to change it to Ice because he looks like Ice Cube, the American rapper, songwriter, actor, and film producer.
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2025-01-28 06:55:13 +0000 UTCIs a 'tag' a tattoo?
Stevus
2025-01-28 05:49:20 +0000 UTCHe reminds me of Levar Burton for some reason. Maybe it's the rap-around sunnies I'm imagining him wearing. You should get him some rap-around sunnies... or a little 'H' for his forehead π.
Stevus
2025-01-28 05:48:50 +0000 UTCTrue rusty dog!
AWR93
2025-01-28 02:00:43 +0000 UTCHaha, I will do that. He hasn't left my side since I got him; he's asleep on my knee now. π€
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2025-01-27 23:34:53 +0000 UTCGive him a belly scratch from me π€π€π€π€
Josh Read
2025-01-27 23:13:59 +0000 UTCYes indeed, parsnips. And they're awesome as part of a Sunday roast dinner.
Rusty Dog
2025-01-27 22:41:02 +0000 UTCI'm getting a tag tomorrow that says 'Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast'. You won't get that, but some people will.
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2025-01-27 18:07:53 +0000 UTCHey Mandy, a quick story for you! A guy who lives on my street fosters dogs. He took one in this morning, and it became clear very quickly that the dog didnβt get along with the ones he already had. He knows I love dogs, so he asked if I would look after him for a few days. The dog was at my house for 30 minutes, and I decided to keep him! He has an odd kind of resting bitch face going on and isnβt normally the breed I would go for, but he won me over. Anyway, let me introduce you to Ace. https://iili.io/2LpJbUB.jpg
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2025-01-27 18:05:18 +0000 UTCI think you are wrong on this one, Steve. MCL (Mandy Cane Lane) said that a comedian said something and because you remembered that Jimmy Carr once said something, you assumed it was him that she was referring to. Lots of people say something. I said something only this morning, for example. For it to be a successful match the things that are said by MCL's unknown comedian and Jimmy Carr. must be substantially similar. I do not believe they are in this instance.
Jeffrey44
2025-01-27 11:42:58 +0000 UTCBest of luck, Jellybean! π€
Stevus
2025-01-27 00:29:16 +0000 UTCFirstly, I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure everyone is a White belt at Ju Jitsu, unless they've earned a higher belt of course. Although, based on the rules of phylogenetics (as an analogy) even then you would still be a white belt. Anyway (check that out, a real paragraph), the real reason I'm here is that I have some production notes. When you have one of your amusing anecdotes to share, such as the clothes in garbage bag debacle from this video, or one of your PSAs (much appreciated btw, I love all the work you do in the community) it would be nice to have it presented in a format something like an informative segment of a morning show or something like that. Perhaps add in a banner in post prod. with 'The World According to Mandy' or maybe the more thoughtful 'Mandys Musings'. There are a couple of ideas for you, but feel free to let those creative juices flow and make it your own! For a PSA, you could wear a safety helmet and reflective vest and add in some flashing red lights and a heading saying, 'URGENT WARNING!' or 'DEF CON 1!' or my personal favourite, 'JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN, THIS IS IMPORTANT, DICKHEAD!' OMG, another paragraph! Whatever you go with, I think it would also benefit greatly, (for establishing a somber, serious, authoritative aere to the piece) from some appropriate musical backing. I would recommend anything by Captain Beefheart, or just some good old fashioned circus music! π€ͺπ€π«Ά Cheers, Big Ears! π
Stevus
2025-01-26 23:36:14 +0000 UTCHey Mandy, Happy Smonday! Have you seen Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory? Charlie's teacher in that was the mini golf attendant in this - so maybe he is famous. Or he is just a guy who was in a famous film haha. I hope you don't have any more laundry/trash issues π Have a great week!
Steve with a beard
2025-01-26 21:33:51 +0000 UTCWhich is harder to read than Latin π€£
Remi
2025-01-26 21:33:37 +0000 UTCIt was Welsh on that particular design PLEIDIOL WYF I'M GWLAD" which means I am loyal to my country in Welsh
Remi
2025-01-26 21:33:00 +0000 UTCoh I just love imagining you barefooted fighting with a bouncy trash bag some old lady watching and thinking Oh dios mΓo what a crazy bastard π€£π€£ The writing around the pound coin was PLEIDIOL WYF I'M GWLAD" which means "I am loyal to my country" in Welsh There were multiple different designs with different inscriptions before they got replaced on 2016 by something harder to counterfeit
Remi
2025-01-26 21:03:16 +0000 UTCMandy I used to think I was bad at mini golf. Watching This has given me confidence I was actually pretty good π€£
Secret
2025-01-26 20:34:34 +0000 UTCOnly 2 episodes of Bean left! The next episode starts off with one of the funniest sketches, canβt wait for you to see it! Your barefooted bin story was hilarious! I can just see you bouncing it off the flap door and then realising somethings not right π€(while feeling like all eyes are on you).. just like Karl you know how to paint a picture with your storiesπ€£ And LOL, white carrots! Are there no such thing as parsnips in Argentina? (Just google checked and apparently theyβre mainly grown in Europe and Asia).
AWR93
2025-01-26 17:57:27 +0000 UTCI was okay at minigolf, I still go gold driving occasionally with mates. God that old bus is a good reminder of just how old this is. "He fell straight up." I'd probably say straight down in this case. It's one of those phrases innit. Perfect delivery of the "That's bollocks!" there Mandy. 10/10 π₯ Bit dark over here. I'm condemned to one corner of the house that has 5G while I wait for the power to come back on. π Thankfully I bought some sticky-back battery lights for the kitchen so I've that at least, and candles. I heard shouting earlier, I think it was Mandy battling the friken greenscreen! Hahah π«¨π€―π€¬
Benjamin Taylor-Yates
2025-01-26 17:26:10 +0000 UTCNice one. Good luck matey π€
Benjamin Taylor-Yates
2025-01-26 17:18:53 +0000 UTCNHS BS job? Don't let them hear you call it that, Josh. Good luck though.
Jeffrey44
2025-01-26 15:54:14 +0000 UTCOh erm I've got an interview for the NHSbs job on Thursday
Joshyboiiiiii
2025-01-26 14:08:00 +0000 UTCWow 7th, that's quick for me these days ππ
Joshyboiiiiii
2025-01-26 14:07:30 +0000 UTCWhite carrots? Lol ππ they are parsnips. And yes they are sweet, but a little bit peppery
Danny
2025-01-26 13:51:47 +0000 UTCI don't particularly like the golf sketch. It is a famous sketch though, I think it goes on too long, and theres only 2 sketches in the whole episode. This is the weakest episode to me. The last 2 are pretty good though, couple of really good sketches across the 2 episodes
Danny
2025-01-26 13:48:25 +0000 UTCThey're parsnips not white carrots. Do you think a banana is a yellow carrot? Or a cabbage is a green orange π€£π€£ You don't have parsnips in Argentina so you won't know what they are, so I'm only messing lady Mandy π
Josh Read
2025-01-26 13:34:48 +0000 UTCThose are old Β£1 coins he is using, they look different now. I think it's some old Latin phrase they have around the edge. Which is why you couldn't read it π
Danny
2025-01-26 13:27:23 +0000 UTCHey Mandy, I think the comedian you're thinking of is Jimmy Carr. He said he would tell bad jokes so that, instead of wanting more, you'd be glad it's over, but I could be wrong. I didn't mind this episode, it was not the strongest, but it was still funny. As always, thank you! π€π€
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2025-01-26 13:23:38 +0000 UTCI remember at the time this aired that people were warning children about don't climb into washing machines after fears they would copy Mr Bean. Even many years later, I've seen this episode aired on kids channels and they cut the whole end of that sketch out of him in the washing machine. Crazy. It just ends and jumps to the golf sketch soon as it gets to the bit he is about to get in the washing machine
Danny
2025-01-26 13:16:04 +0000 UTC
