Taskmaster - S12 E1 - An Imbalance In The Impoppability.
Added 2024-08-28 13:00:10 +0000 UTCTASKMASTER WEDNESDAY!!! Woot Woot! LOL.
OK, I GET IT! This is going to be phenomenal!
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She's just a fit David Mitchell
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-10-30 20:17:33 +0000 UTCJamalis cousin??? RACIST!!!!!!! π€£
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-10-30 20:02:55 +0000 UTCWe say Boobs Breasts Boobies Tits Melons Bangers Coconuts Milkers Pinky and perky Jugs Breasticles Rack Bongos I could go on π
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-10-30 19:59:10 +0000 UTCThe way you said no no π
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-10-30 19:51:25 +0000 UTCIn the nicest way nobody should give a shit that the queen died
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-10-30 19:50:41 +0000 UTCHahaha, yes! I remember now! Thank you! π€β¨οΈ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-09-05 22:32:51 +0000 UTCLmao, that is rude of him ππ€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-09-05 22:32:04 +0000 UTC43:10 - even greg is laughing at Mandy!
Tom Zych
2024-09-02 14:01:10 +0000 UTCyou've actually seen Guz before in a WILTY episode! he would take his friend to stay in hotels with him while on tour because he's afraid of ghosts - you thought he was exaggerating but you'll come to see Guz really does have a thing about ghosts π
mcegan
2024-09-01 16:36:44 +0000 UTC- Kitana first, then family and friends? Do your friends and family know where they fall in line for your priorities?! lol - Alas, I do not have any contacts with the production team. π I'm sure we could all barrage them/Greg/Alex with posts via social media saying you should be involved though. π
(Just) Steve
2024-08-30 11:36:05 +0000 UTCIf anyone's wondering without an oasis pun I don't give a crap π some really amazing songs but everyone's going wayyyyy overboard about it
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-08-30 09:57:02 +0000 UTCI'm no expert in what versions are where but I think the YouTube ones have the breaks removed too. There must be someone who can source the original broadcast versions or at the very least unedited ones. Anyone?
Jeffrey44
2024-08-30 07:14:16 +0000 UTCHAHAHA! Well, I am excited!! The first one was excellent, so I just know it is going to be lots of fun!
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-30 04:53:37 +0000 UTC12 12 12 12 12 I'm so glad we are finally here. Wozniak is great in 11 but one man cannot carry the whole show. This series has 5 guests all on the top of their comedy game, some of the best tasks in the shows history AND it is filled with amazing one liners. No spoilers but "STOP BEING NICE!", "There's been another revelation in the lab" followed by "Fuck me in the face!" are just some of the amazing quotes you will get to know and love by the time this series is done.
Mike M
2024-08-30 04:03:53 +0000 UTCπ«‘ I will try to bear that in mind but I think its a bit like a puppy dog each time its owner leaves the house, I assume you're never coming back to feed us treats and pet us π€ͺ
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2024-08-30 02:44:40 +0000 UTCThe 3 am sausage burner!!! Hahaha. No potato salad was made π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-30 02:18:57 +0000 UTCπ€π
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-30 02:18:14 +0000 UTCThis was news to me! π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-30 02:17:19 +0000 UTCOh cool, I will check Morgana out! And I repeat, only worry if I dissapear for 6 days with no warning or explanation. I usually space out and think I have made a post when it is less days. Lol Also everyone always assumes I have crushes because I love people or find them adorable, but nah. I just like them as fellow humans! π€
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-30 02:15:34 +0000 UTCAww! Thanks for having my back! π©΅π₯°
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-30 02:12:27 +0000 UTCHahahha, this whole thread cracked me up! π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-30 02:07:45 +0000 UTCThank you!!! Not sure why my mind couldn't make them out at the moment. My mind was trying to convince me "Antelope is not a word, you just mean melon" ππ€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-30 02:06:41 +0000 UTCOhh, this is gonna be fun for the both of us then! And yeah, I knew the poker thing. I also would have thought she would have chosen the scissors. π
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-30 02:05:07 +0000 UTCOh yeahhhh!!! That could easily be the worst task attempt ever! π€£π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-30 01:54:06 +0000 UTCHahha! I love this! True soulmates! ππ»β¨οΈ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-30 01:53:12 +0000 UTCOk, so Hypnobob's comment just almost killed me at work. I laughed and choked, but it was for a great reason, so thank you for that. And my doubts was because you guys use different words for a lot of things! Knob for example! Never heard that anywhere else. Also I feel the British often use 'boob' more as a word for "stupid". I am pretty sure the words for boobs borderlines infinite if we get creative. Lol. And of course I know words in both languages silly! The most common one is Spanish is "tetas". Works just like "tits" as in you have a pair of them. π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-30 01:52:23 +0000 UTCNot sure if her swearing was even creative π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-30 01:45:17 +0000 UTCIt is indeed. And I guess you're right, smart isn't gonna play a role here. :) Alex seems to me like a smartened up Baldrick and Greg is Blackadder π
Rusty Dog
2024-08-30 01:45:13 +0000 UTCOh, a news worthy accident. Feelin' popular already π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-30 01:44:56 +0000 UTCHaha! Very true, but I was amazed that it actually looked like his outline! π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-30 01:44:11 +0000 UTCHaha, will try to remember. Maybe if I watch them on Youtube? π€
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-30 01:43:33 +0000 UTCI have no idea what you are talking about, so I am rather inclined yo answer no. π
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-30 01:42:26 +0000 UTCAye, she is attractive. She gives off great vibes!
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-30 01:41:43 +0000 UTCHahaha, no he did not. I either killed it when I freaked out or it got freaked out and stayed away from me π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-30 01:41:08 +0000 UTCI can't even be mad... I brought this kind of inquiry upon myself π€£ ... That's what she said! ... or is it? π€
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-30 01:40:25 +0000 UTCI stand by what I said and you are just a silly goose! π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-30 01:38:34 +0000 UTCWozniak did an AMAZING job through out the whole season! I still feel Greg's energy makes a huge difference
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-30 01:37:14 +0000 UTCπ€
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-30 01:36:22 +0000 UTCHmmm... I have never seen anyone type 'Claudia Winkleman' that way... π€ Lol, JK. I have no idea who that is and never heard of that band π¬π€
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-30 01:34:15 +0000 UTCWhen Alex role plays or is proud of himself it is just adorable to watch! --Ahh, you know Greg much better than I do! Hahaha. They all seemed really fun! And if this show has proved anything it is that being smart has nithing to do with anything! π€£π€£π€£ This is going to be a great one. ππ»β¨οΈ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-30 01:33:06 +0000 UTCDang scammers need to get a different life π. And sometimes with my brother we share the cooking which is nice, but never on birthdays for some reason π
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-30 01:30:33 +0000 UTCDream come true! π₯Ή
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-30 01:29:18 +0000 UTCWeβll sign a petition to get you on donβt worry π
Jonathan Davies
2024-08-29 23:57:16 +0000 UTCYou tight bastard at least give them 750 and a box of cantucci
Remi
2024-08-29 23:42:38 +0000 UTCThank you! I already blocked and reported as well. Those are so annoying π
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-29 23:38:47 +0000 UTCOhh nice! Will check it out later. Thank you! π€
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-29 23:37:50 +0000 UTCI need to make some calls! π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-29 23:36:57 +0000 UTCThe millions of people watching is also scary, but if I can't see them it is all good π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-29 23:36:40 +0000 UTCYes a thousand times yes! Kitana would be the hardest thing, but she knows how to Skype π€£. So.... you have any contacts? π
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-08-29 23:35:56 +0000 UTCThe most important thing! π
(Just) Steve
2024-08-29 08:40:50 +0000 UTC- Time away from my jokes on YouTube.
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2024-08-29 07:47:15 +0000 UTCA question for you, Mandy. If there was a series that featured YouTubers and you were asked, would you do it? But actually think about it before you potentially say "Yes": - Time away from Kitana. - Time away from Family + Friends. - Time away from the theatre. - First time long distance travelling in almost 20 years. (I think?) - Not being able to talk about it until the series airs. - You'll have millions of people watching you.
(Just) Steve
2024-08-29 02:57:20 +0000 UTCI love Mandyβs reaction to realising Desiree was American! Itβs was a βwait! Can Americans go on taskmaster?!β π
Jonathan Davies
2024-08-29 00:50:11 +0000 UTCThey could at least put more of an effort into the msg considering it's done buy computer.
ππππππ πΊππππ
2024-08-29 00:42:24 +0000 UTCYou only fall for those three... maybe four times.. but not any more im smarter now,, this time they're getting no more than 500 quid outta me maximum
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2024-08-29 00:36:33 +0000 UTCIt's probably one of the 847 accounts I've had over the years.
ππππππ πΊππππ
2024-08-29 00:35:53 +0000 UTCπ€£ I know, I think it's a dead account which has been hacked by a bot because it was created in 2014 and has Asian cartoons saved in the playlist
Remi
2024-08-29 00:32:06 +0000 UTC@TheMandycanelane They are claiming to be 'The' Mandy Cane Lane. Thats just cheeky π€£
ππππππ πΊππππ
2024-08-29 00:28:40 +0000 UTCYeah I know nobody will fall for it but it doesn't look good either for new viewers, but at least it's a sign of success Mandy is now "famous" enough to get impersonator botsπ€£
Remi
2024-08-29 00:23:55 +0000 UTCAn old peter Kay Tv advert for you Mandy π€ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1pkmEc-6Mc
ππππππ πΊππππ
2024-08-29 00:22:45 +0000 UTCDone!! they get on my nerves.
ππππππ πΊππππ
2024-08-29 00:21:11 +0000 UTCEveryone go and report this fake account in YouTube https://youtube.com/@t.elegra.m.themandycanelane?si=mGBeidYhGdYqOBNC
Remi
2024-08-29 00:14:59 +0000 UTCWe'll let you off this week cos it's bank holiday. π€ͺ You've got Telegram scammers on your YouTube comments again. I'll report them as I see em. In our family my dad is the cook, he does the big Christmas dinner every year. It's the one time we sit round the table as a family and have a nice 3 course meal. We have a meat, veg, stuffing, gravy; and maybe a Yorkshire pudding as well as some Champagne ππ
Benjamin Taylor-Yates
2024-08-28 23:33:23 +0000 UTCPerfect life. :) Well this looks like it's going to be a good one. As soon as I saw Victoria, I thought... series winner. She's a smart cookie. But... oh dear... and she was last! Now I dunno what to think. I expected the opposite of Alan (Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan!). I'm not familar too much with the other 3, but Morgana doesn't mind her profanity and she's funny to watch. I KNEW the bonus point Greg was giving her was for calling Alex a little f***er. :) Haha I'm going to root for Victoria and then Alan as I'm familiar with them both. Victoria, I hope will get better as the series goes on. Love Alex's little shop too. That balloon task was brilliant. Good stuff.
Rusty Dog
2024-08-28 23:21:20 +0000 UTCAverage American domestic argument π€£
Remi
2024-08-28 22:22:25 +0000 UTCDamn it! That mistake was actually amateur πππ
Jonathan Davies
2024-08-28 20:18:54 +0000 UTCMorgana Robinson is the half-sister of Brody Dalle, formerly of punk band The Distillers. Apparently, they only discovered this by accident when they were well into adulthood.
Jason Webb
2024-08-28 19:39:19 +0000 UTCNice to hear Jesus Christ and Huw Edwards getting a shout out in this episode. One of them has just had a birthday and the other has a birthday in a few months time.
Jeffrey44
2024-08-28 19:18:49 +0000 UTCI'm surprised more people don't prefer S11 to this season, especially since it's generally agreed that Wozniak is the greatest contestant of all time (at least in the UK version)
Robert Allen
2024-08-28 19:16:34 +0000 UTCπ I mean sheβs cute and all but something about her personality makes her pretty hot! π Maybe itβs just me!
MarkCity10
2024-08-28 19:07:53 +0000 UTCIf you have milky swingers, a properly fitted over-shoulder-boulder-holder is vital. So I'm told.
Hypnobob
2024-08-28 18:59:58 +0000 UTCI have never gotten laid on Channel 4.
Hypnobob
2024-08-28 18:54:34 +0000 UTChttps://www.instagram.com/p/C_OUMTYPLfh/ Also, forgive me for this one Mandy, but around here 'top bollocks' used to be a popular term for breasts. π
ππππππ πΊππππ
2024-08-28 18:33:04 +0000 UTCI'm a geezer, but I've only appeared on ITV's The Jeremy Kyle Show.
ππππππ πΊππππ
2024-08-28 18:23:49 +0000 UTC"strangely"?
Jeffrey44
2024-08-28 18:13:50 +0000 UTC1:11:08 "It's very interesting to see how much of David Mitchell has rubbed off on Victoria, unless she was like that and she rubbed off on him"π I was looking at my phone when you said that so wasn't fully focused and my mind went somewhere else when you said that Mandy.π€£
JokerDanny
2024-08-28 18:12:23 +0000 UTC"Maybe [Greg Davies] hasn't been laid in a couple of months" A question to the floor, how often is everyone getting laid these days, if you don't mind me asking that is? If you do decide to answer, also mention if you regularly appear on Channel 4. I want to gauge what the average is and what frequency a man in Greg Davies' position should reasonably expect. Also, please say if you are a bird or a geezer as it helps with the research. Thanks all.
Jeffrey44
2024-08-28 18:11:38 +0000 UTCDid the mosquito π¦ ever come back? That's was brilliant Mandy π
Josh Read
2024-08-28 17:57:17 +0000 UTCThis version also cut out the final credit screen where it tells you it is funded by the UK Government. This is particularly unfair as, our then Prime Minister, Boris Johnson spent a lot of time choosing the contestants and coming up with tasks for this series. Some said at the time that he should concentrate on dealing with the COVID 19 pandemic (if anyone remembers that?) but I think we all agree that he did a good job on this series of Taskmaster, so in hindsight, well done Boris. Anyway, try to find the broadcast version where possible as you also get to find out what is coming up next or later on Channel 4 at the end which I quite enjoy.
Jeffrey44
2024-08-28 17:52:43 +0000 UTCMan Iβm so excited for this! π These were my fave TM castβ¦.such a great series! And is it just me or is Morgana strangely attractive? π€π
MarkCity10
2024-08-28 17:49:14 +0000 UTCDid you spot The Simpsons reference? Don't worry if not, it occurs in every episode, probably. You have nine further chances.
Jeffrey44
2024-08-28 17:39:22 +0000 UTCWhere are the ad breaks (or commercial breaks as an American would say)? Worst Taskmaster Wednesday ever!
Jeffrey44
2024-08-28 17:38:10 +0000 UTCOut of all the paintings you just know that the art museums would love Victoria's more, they praise the minimalism and then sell it for something ridiculous like 5 million.π I do agree that the blue lines do look like the outline of Greg's head though.
JokerDanny
2024-08-28 17:37:13 +0000 UTCFunbags
James Aston
2024-08-28 17:36:16 +0000 UTCIf Mandy disappears for more than 6 days then someone remember to check the local news in her area. You may need Google Translate
James Aston
2024-08-28 17:36:01 +0000 UTCSo Morgana wins just for her creative swearing
Robert Allen
2024-08-28 17:34:29 +0000 UTCcorrection #2: Matt Berry played Douglas, Chris Morris played Denholm
Robert Allen
2024-08-28 17:32:50 +0000 UTCDo the British says boobs? What?π€£ Of course we do Mandy.π But we just use tits more, but you'll hear people call them all kinds of things like: Chebs, Jugs, Breasticles, Dirty Pillows etc. (all real ones I've heard by the way) I've even heard someone call them Milky Swingers.π€£ Do you know any American or Argentinean words for breasts Mandy? π€
JokerDanny
2024-08-28 16:59:59 +0000 UTCthe thing is Victoria has pretty much always spoken like that. If you were to look at older episodes of her quiz Only Connect before she'd married David she is still well spoken, logical and witty. So they were already pretty much the same people.
Asher Morris
2024-08-28 16:38:11 +0000 UTCYouβre right! I just checked and theyβre just dating. I hope I havenβt just jinxed them π
Jonathan Davies
2024-08-28 15:44:46 +0000 UTCDon't think they are married to each other
Gray
2024-08-28 15:38:08 +0000 UTCLetβs go, taskmaster Wednesday! π₯³ Victoria is my favourite taskmaster contestant.. The way she gets through her tasks is so funny to watch! π and she was definitely like that before she met David, thatβs why theyβre perfect for each other! Also agree with you about Katherine Parkinson! Remember when she didnβt leave the room when the task was put these shoes on the spider and she made the table, βa spiderβππ
AWR93
2024-08-28 15:37:15 +0000 UTCThat was even better than I hoped it would be when I saw the line-up! ππΊ Victoria was pretty much the same before she married David. Perhaps a little convergence has occured, but I can't really imagine a better matched couple from the get-go... I was a bit surprised that she didn't go for the scissors quickly if not straight-away and fell into the trap of continuing with a failed process (in case you don't know, she is a professional poker player with an impressive series of tournament wins including the first woman to win the European Poker Tour - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMN4TmPH2qo - and the first person to win it twice). Not seen this series before, so really looking forward to it!
BobSandwiches
2024-08-28 14:45:58 +0000 UTChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfdZpxBqyjM&lc=Ugy1gPmyKD7oWO2uElx4AaABAg
ππππππ πΊππππ
2024-08-28 14:31:20 +0000 UTCI find the easiest way to tell them apart is that cantaloupes are easier to catch.
ππππππ πΊππππ
2024-08-28 14:29:04 +0000 UTCCantelope is a melon, Antelope is an animal! Although the horned animal usually in horror or gothic films would surely be a ram, such as portrayals of Baphomet.
Yoshua Simoleit
2024-08-28 14:21:38 +0000 UTCFun fact: Morgana Robinson is married to Matt Berry (Denholm from IT crowd) in real life and they just like David and Victoria are 100% meant for each other π correction: theyβre just dating not married π€¦ββοΈ
Jonathan Davies
2024-08-28 13:42:22 +0000 UTCAs Peter Kay ones said.. what a bellend
Remi
2024-08-28 13:28:34 +0000 UTCI don't really wanna know...
James Aston
2024-08-28 13:08:33 +0000 UTCMandy goes AWOL for a week: Me: βhello is this Argentina police? Iβd like to report a missing person!β
Jonathan Davies
2024-08-28 13:08:15 +0000 UTCGlad to hear you are not unwell. (I'm absolutely a worrier.) Your apology can not be accepted though, because it's not necessary. πMorgana is great. She's an impressionist and had her own sketch show for a short while. Do you have a thing for Greg now that you've seen him in his pants? π Thanks Mandy that was a good episode. π€
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2024-08-28 13:04:49 +0000 UTCβ
ππππππ πΊππππ
2024-08-28 13:04:03 +0000 UTCWell if youβre gonna buy tickets today is gonna be the day.
Jonathan Davies
2024-08-28 13:03:11 +0000 UTCA bloke just asked me if I'm going to buy Oasis tickets. I said maybe.
ππππππ πΊππππ
2024-08-28 13:02:05 +0000 UTCRandom question of the day. People's thoughts on the oasis reunion?
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-08-28 13:00:49 +0000 UTCFirst yay
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-08-28 13:00:26 +0000 UTCHere we go!! My money is on Alan Davies for no other reason than that I think he's brilliant. Time will tell. Thank you Mandyπ€π€ Also, we'll forgive you, seeing as it was your brother's B-day. Which brother was it? The one with a child or the one with sausages? I'm only jokingπ€£. We all need to recharge, so it's all good! How much potato salad did you make?
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2024-08-28 13:00:23 +0000 UTC
