Taskmaster - S11 E5 - Slap And Tong.
Added 2024-07-16 13:00:24 +0000 UTCSometimes when you think about the origin of stuff, you realize just how weird some things are but it is totally normal to us now. Like who the hell found a lil bee hive, covered in small angry buzzing insects, inside and out, that when they feel threatened enough will sting, decided to look inside it... find this mega sticky goo in it.... STICK THEIR HAND IN despite all the obstacles, and then TASTE THE STICKINESS??? Then of course thought "hell yeah, this will go great on toast when toast is invented". Like, WTF?
Anyway, enjoy lovely humans and may you all have a wonderful week!
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Mandy Cane Lane
2024-10-12 01:41:09 +0000 UTCRight it's official Charlotte is the most adorable and prettiest person on taskmaster... So far π Charlotte Rose Aisling top 3
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-10-11 17:49:27 +0000 UTCWait I thought it was wear it not weigh it but I might be wrong
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-10-10 18:17:30 +0000 UTCAno I'm watching this 3 months late but yes they had to keep the beekeepers outfit on, you're just a young deaf woman
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-10-10 18:04:36 +0000 UTCErm why didn't you mention it?
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-10-10 17:32:50 +0000 UTCBefore you mention it in the video about the invented the new snack 'the bar' with all the layers, you'll mention the trifle that Rachel made in friends
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-10-10 17:30:54 +0000 UTCJeeeeez the football I'm wayyyyy behind π€£
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-10-10 17:28:27 +0000 UTCHahaha, how bizarre! The Elton John is really good! Thank you for sharing Joe π€
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-07-20 20:57:39 +0000 UTCMike is definitely one of my fav TM contestants. On an unrelated note, I know youβre a lady who likes both sushi and art, so I thought this article about someone who combined the two may interest you - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cw00rddz04do
Joe D
2024-07-20 13:07:51 +0000 UTCYes! Lots of fun to come. βΊοΈ
Tony Mingoia
2024-07-19 03:06:02 +0000 UTCIβm still waiting to see Mandyβs reaction for the finale and Mikes prize task ππ€£ NO SPOILERS THO!!!
Jonathan Davies
2024-07-19 02:54:51 +0000 UTCHAHAHHAHA! Rain Mandy π€£π€£. My pleasure π©΅
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-07-19 00:56:37 +0000 UTCLmao! Well, my dinners vary a lot... sometimes it is a bolognese for rice noodles or polenta, sometimes it is just beef/chicken/pork with a side of vegetables, sometimes it is a stew, chau fan, chau mien, hamburguers, milanesas. I like variety π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-07-19 00:56:11 +0000 UTCHmmm, or maybe I just don't discriminate and see all bananas as smooth. π€ Lol. I looked it up and I guess all bananas have some "sides" but I have never seen one where I thought " wow look at the sides on that banana!" Just figured they were all smooth π π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-07-19 00:52:32 +0000 UTCHmmm... interesting because I have no ide what you are talking about Robert π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-07-19 00:48:53 +0000 UTCThat should cover it, because I just know I am gonna mess it up π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-07-19 00:48:04 +0000 UTChttps://www.itsalwaysautumn.com/how-to-play-spoons-card-game.html
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-07-19 00:47:47 +0000 UTCCould you explain this spoon game? π₯
Josh Read
2024-07-18 23:39:38 +0000 UTCππ€
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-07-18 23:26:05 +0000 UTCOhhhh!!!! I have seen that one before! Never played though. I used to be terrible at the one where you lay your hands on the others and had to pull away. Same thing I guess... And no, Spoons is a card game that gets intense!
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-07-18 23:25:51 +0000 UTCShe is cute! π€
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-07-18 23:19:26 +0000 UTCHAHAHHA! I second this! Lol. Not sure how I messed that up so bad! π€£π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-07-18 23:19:15 +0000 UTCOhhhh!! An incident!! I am intrigued π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-07-18 23:18:26 +0000 UTCI want to thank a certain Steve who pointed out a spelling mistake that changed the whole meaning of this. You would have been very offended and told me off π
Josh Read
2024-07-18 23:18:25 +0000 UTCNoted Hibernater!! ππ»β¨οΈ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-07-18 23:17:49 +0000 UTCOHHHH!!! That makes more sense!!! Hahaha, how on Earth did I not make that connection? π€¦π»ββοΈ Thank you for explaining! π©΅
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-07-18 23:17:10 +0000 UTCI had a honeycomb latte the other day. It was amazing π€
Josh Read
2024-07-18 23:16:26 +0000 UTCπ€£π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-07-18 23:16:23 +0000 UTCHahah, those are good! Honey added in lightly to flavour/sweeten things I am ok with. Don't like the taste of just honey and wouldn't put it in a tea or on toast π€·π»ββοΈπ€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-07-18 23:16:01 +0000 UTCHahahah, great way to describe him! π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-07-18 23:14:22 +0000 UTCLmao, well, I don't drink alcohol, so not much of a chance of that. Also I recently learned that kebab in England and in the US are two very different things. Both delicious π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-07-18 23:13:56 +0000 UTCHahaha! Yeah, that one always nags at me too! π¬π
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-07-18 23:03:20 +0000 UTCππ»πππ»
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-07-18 23:02:46 +0000 UTChttps://youtu.be/ySY_CXOSHTY?si=GvmO5KgdQLRm9IUj
Josh Read
2024-07-18 18:32:18 +0000 UTCShe's like Rain Man for dirty euphemisms
Sean Riley
2024-07-18 10:09:16 +0000 UTCdid not think about the jacket off thing until you said it. We thank you for that Mandy lol
Ana and Shawn
2024-07-17 23:47:21 +0000 UTCDeffo didnt want to hear that noise while I'm cooking my chips!! Begs the question: Mandy what do you make for your dinner day to day? π€ Also lads - if Mandy ever offers to spoon...RUN!!!! It's not what you think! "Jack-et off". That's 3 for 3 for dirty Mandy. π€£π
Benjamin Taylor-Yates
2024-07-17 21:08:56 +0000 UTCThe 'P' stands for Parkinson.
Jeffrey44
2024-07-17 20:01:26 +0000 UTCThe banana peels I have seen have distinct sides to them. Maybe it varies in different parts of the world.
Snefru
2024-07-17 11:48:41 +0000 UTCIt's interesting that you mentioned Katherine P being singled out for her "fart." That's all I'll say.
Robert Allen
2024-07-17 05:19:08 +0000 UTCWell done to Charlotte for winning and Mandy for picking her ππ I also did not notice the βjacket offβ until Mandy pointed it out π€π€£
AWR93
2024-07-17 04:07:30 +0000 UTCThank you, Mandyπ Slaps was a basic school yard game where you would have to hold out your hand and the other person would try to slap it. But you couldn't pull yours away until they moved theirs, or you lose. There was another that came to mind involving a deck of cards and some really sore paper cut knuckles that I can't quite remember, it was too long ago now - but is your spoons game something like that?
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2024-07-16 23:13:42 +0000 UTCI am not gonna lie, being the underdog makes me love Charlotte Ritchie even more.
Captain Howdy
2024-07-16 20:12:54 +0000 UTCThey all should have failed the Bee Uniform task because none of them kept weighing their beekeeping uniform at all times. Lee is right - the Taskmaster plays free and loose with the rules on this show! π€·πΎββοΈπ€·πΎββοΈπ€·πΎββοΈ π
BobSandwiches
2024-07-16 19:56:57 +0000 UTCThe next episode is the one this season is probably most famous for. The incident. No spoilers please. π€£
Tony Mingoia
2024-07-16 18:11:00 +0000 UTCOh that reminds me, you might want to add Ghosts to your to-watch list or to include in future polls, it's the show Charlette is in as well as a future contestant for an upcoming series. Is a really good show
YearRoundHibernater
2024-07-16 15:52:51 +0000 UTCMandy got confused?? That's a first, she must have been tired.
Josh Read
2024-07-16 14:53:04 +0000 UTCMike says βyou must wear your beekeeping outfit throughout the taskβ, which you misheard for βweighβ instead of wear. Thatβs why you were confused
Doctor Frog
2024-07-16 14:25:23 +0000 UTCWell done on your football (or soccer as an American would say) team wining the Copa AmΓ©rica, sorry to hear about your Donald Trump getting shot in the ear (or "Fight fight fight" as an American would say).
Jeffrey44
2024-07-16 14:14:20 +0000 UTCOh! And these. https://ibb.co/L8S5ZmC I freaking love these. π€€
ππππππ πΊππππ
2024-07-16 14:12:49 +0000 UTCAnd did they start with a mouse and work their way up? Or with an elephant and work their way down?
Chill Bill
2024-07-16 14:08:41 +0000 UTCBrilliant! But I have to say, the biggest surprise I got from this episode is that you don't like honey. I don't know why it surprised me, I'm not a big fan myself, except when it's in whiskey. Anyway, as always, thank you, Mandy.π€π€
ππππππ πΊππππ
2024-07-16 14:02:39 +0000 UTCMike is the sweetest low-key maniac in Taskmaster UK
laluneodyssee
2024-07-16 13:41:19 +0000 UTCI wonder how many animals they tried before the cow.
Rob DW
2024-07-16 13:40:06 +0000 UTCYou're a chocolate type of girl??? You always struck me as a cold kebab and a flat lager type of girl. You learn something every day π€
Josh Read
2024-07-16 13:35:34 +0000 UTCI've always wondered who the first person was to milk a cow. And what his/her mates thought at the time
Chill Bill
2024-07-16 13:06:16 +0000 UTCBOSCH
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-07-16 13:00:35 +0000 UTC
