Taskmaster - S10 E5 - I Hate Your Trainers.
Added 2024-04-23 13:00:11 +0000 UTCNo further questions your honor..... π
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Hiya Mandy, Ohhh Kaaaaaay!β¦. wow, just wow! π§‘π𧑠I was gonna say βlooks like youβve been to the wrong kind of repair shop, your hair's come back rusty and damaged! Oh my, those split ends π«£β but youβre not too sure about it? You poor thing π€ Okay, I wonβt say that then π€ And rest assured, I wonβt ask if you need a special license for that fire hazard. Please, just tell me who did this to you, and Iβll have a word with them! π€¬ Or did you get caught in the rain wearing your Tesla Cybertruck Halloween costume? Only joking. Your hair is so beautifully vermilion π₯° I'm starting to think Elmo might be missing some fur! And I didn't know Cheetos came in hair dye form! Fashion wise: stay clear from green clothes or youβll look like a leprechaun π Psst! Just between you and meβ¦ are you trying to make sure you're always the centre of attention? π€ Seriously though, the color is a beautiful contrast to your pale blush skin, and makes your lipstick look pinky pink! You look absolutely enchanted, and you finally match your fiery personality! π If youβre uncertain about the color, check out these new looks:β¨https://garymorgan.com/MandyCaneLane/united-colors-of-mandy.png π€ Katherine throwing herself thru the xmas tree wrapper machine would also have been great distance-wise, if she just kept on rolling π€£ She launched herself in a wheel barrow, seems legit :) Your weight in stone? 50kg is 7 stone 12lbs, am I close? π Richardβs given the word βtarotβ a French twist, emphasising the last syllable, Iβd say we Brits pronounce it more like barrow, as in wheel-barrow. β¦ tarrow - tarot. Certainly a silent t on the end thereβ¦ Iβm 110% with you on tarot and astrology readings. I feel so strongly about this, medieval mysticism that should be relegated back to the dark ages π Let sanity prevail! Fuck lost the mantle of rudest swear word generations ago π Raining for 6 days straight then 2 more days non-stop? - you can legit complain about that Mandy π Thanks π G
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2024-05-30 00:50:52 +0000 UTCPURPLE!!!
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-04-28 07:16:14 +0000 UTCWow how rude Mandy π
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-04-28 07:15:43 +0000 UTCBad Mandy π
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-04-28 07:15:00 +0000 UTCThank you so very much TheHigh!! π€π§‘π§‘
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-04-27 23:01:14 +0000 UTCHahaha! Thank you! That was actually my first though when I started recording : " I match the set" π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-04-27 23:00:40 +0000 UTCAlso thank you DriveIn! π§‘π§‘π§‘
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-04-27 23:00:02 +0000 UTCHahahhaa! Sometimes they are the only words to convey a point π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-04-27 22:59:41 +0000 UTCHi Alexander! Thank you!! π§‘π» I would also like to take this time to point out that the wheelbarrow stunt was a sham π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-04-27 22:58:12 +0000 UTCHmmm... I honestly have no idea. π€·π»ββοΈ Censorship can be very silly sometimes
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-04-27 22:57:26 +0000 UTCHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA! Never heard of it as a term of endearment before π€£π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-04-27 22:56:08 +0000 UTCOMFG! You guys got me laughing like crazy at work! π€£π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-04-27 22:55:08 +0000 UTCHahahaha! I wouldn't dream of it! π€ͺ Also my mom keeps saying I look exactly like Merida π€π€
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-04-27 22:53:33 +0000 UTCThank you so much Danny! 𧑠Sorry you had an exhausting Tuesday! π
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-04-27 22:52:24 +0000 UTCOh wonderful! I am Thank you very much! ππ»π»
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-04-27 22:51:19 +0000 UTCI appear to have been on fire this episode! π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-04-27 22:50:22 +0000 UTCHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA! Perhapsly π
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-04-27 22:50:01 +0000 UTCHahahaha! Your humor is unmatched Mr 44 ππ»π§‘β¨οΈ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-04-27 22:49:25 +0000 UTCGREEN!!!!
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-04-27 22:48:55 +0000 UTCHahaha, just because I didn't show it doesn't mean I don't have one π
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-04-27 22:48:43 +0000 UTCHAHHAHAHAHA! I guess I shouldn't own a microwave then... πͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-04-27 22:47:05 +0000 UTCIf we get lost in the Argentine wilderness I can grab your arms and swing you round to attract helicopters. π€£π
Benjamin Taylor-Yates
2024-04-27 22:46:06 +0000 UTCThank you so much JR! ππ§‘
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-04-27 22:44:59 +0000 UTCHAHHAHAHA! Well played Robert, twice! π€£π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-04-27 22:44:39 +0000 UTCLmao π€£π€£π€£ Close enough π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-04-27 22:44:06 +0000 UTCOhhh!!! I am curious now Sara! π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-04-27 22:43:38 +0000 UTCπ€£π€£π€£π€£ Elbows
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-04-27 22:42:24 +0000 UTCπ€π Thank you very much Josh! π§‘
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-04-27 22:42:11 +0000 UTCThank you Aza! ππ»π§‘
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-04-27 22:41:38 +0000 UTCThank you Tony! π§‘π§‘π§‘
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-04-27 22:41:24 +0000 UTCOops π
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-04-27 22:41:06 +0000 UTCHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA! π€£π€£π€£ You cheeky goose π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-04-27 22:36:22 +0000 UTCfantastic thumbnail π€π€βοΈ hair is awwwwwesome!
TheHigh
2024-04-25 11:22:31 +0000 UTCThere are some peculiar characters in this show. I'd have just taken a run up to the tree wrapping machine and use my trusty face!!! That's a lovely colour. Finally one that matches how vibrant she is. π If it gets wet she'll look like Jen out of the that episode of it crowd where aunt erma is visiting π€£ Poor Mandy can't walk down the street now without the builders chasing her. Wondering why their traffic cone's running away π€£π€£
Benjamin Taylor-Yates
2024-04-25 06:29:58 +0000 UTCMy doctor said I should get my 5 a day, I thought he meant fruit and veg.
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2024-04-24 18:15:04 +0000 UTCMy girlfriend, who is American incidientally, absolutely detests the word. I have to ration myself to no more than 5 a day.
Tony Mingoia
2024-04-24 17:55:38 +0000 UTCLoving the fiery red Mandy π₯ very on brand with taskmaster! π
AWR93
2024-04-24 05:05:45 +0000 UTCI love how your no swearing policy stands 99% of the time and then takes an occasional emphatic break π also the hair really suits you, it brings out your inner fire!
DriveIn
2024-04-23 23:33:14 +0000 UTCGreat hair Mandy! I haven't done the calculations because my math is bad, but I'm pretty sure the distance mattered more than the weight for Katherine's bagging score. As long as she weighed somewhere in the proximity of average human, the distance she got with her wheelbarrow stunt was still going to carry her through to first. They probably figured that out and so didn't bother weighing her.
Alexander Brown
2024-04-23 22:23:47 +0000 UTCI wonder if they have to bleep c*nt because it's YouTube? It is a much worse word in the US, apparently. Depending on who you are talking to in the UK, it can be a synonym of f*ck etc. Saying that, there are still plenty of people who will take umbrage at hearing the word. That is why it is generally OK to use it in context on broadcast TV in the UK after the 9pm watershed (tho possibly not until 10pm - there is a sliding scale as to what you can get away with as it gets later in the evening). It's all in the tone and context whether its use is banter between equals, or precipitates WW3 (on a very local scale)...ππΎππΎ
BobSandwiches
2024-04-23 21:58:13 +0000 UTCIt's definitely you. Women like to swear just as much as men, from my experience they're usually way more foul with their language as well, lol.
DahDutcher
2024-04-23 21:33:44 +0000 UTCThey hate that one too.
Josh Read
2024-04-23 21:18:09 +0000 UTCIf you don't put 'moist' in front of it, I think it's OK. Cunt btw, not t-bag. Moisture is quite necessary for t-bags, quite a lot of moisture in fact.
Stevus
2024-04-23 21:14:24 +0000 UTCπ€£π€£
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2024-04-23 20:44:26 +0000 UTCI did think does he mean tea bagging π€£
Josh Read
2024-04-23 20:42:57 +0000 UTCYeah it is stupid how the word cunt is bleeped here in the UK (not all the time, it can be said in programs that are specifically for adults like Ricky Gervais' comedy drama After Life but only after 9pm), we are fine with everything else. I mean it's just a cunting word, what's the cunting problem, sorry Mandy but you saying the word cunt unbleeped has infected my cunting mind, how could you?π Seriously though I don't get it either, it's literally one of the most used swear words in England, and we even use it as a term of endearment (example: pass me the remote you little cunt).
JokerDanny
2024-04-23 20:42:23 +0000 UTCNo, but ironically tea bagging is π€£
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2024-04-23 20:42:22 +0000 UTCOh that. I though bag of tea was swearing term I've not heard of π€£ Mandy is very good at British accents.
Josh Read
2024-04-23 20:36:50 +0000 UTCIf you look at the thumbnail there is a teabag. Mandy said, "Is that a bag of tea in a bush" π€£ In a kind of cute British accent π€£
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2024-04-23 20:35:28 +0000 UTCSorry you have lost me there Steve?
Josh Read
2024-04-23 20:29:16 +0000 UTCI'd sooner her say c*nt than a bag of tea π€£
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2024-04-23 20:26:38 +0000 UTCIs it me or is it strange to hear a woman say cunt? Most women I know detest the word.
Josh Read
2024-04-23 19:43:39 +0000 UTCWell I'm gonna have to get offended on Tim Minchin's behalf, since he's not here, as well as ALL the other redheads out there. What you have there, young lady, is the ginger equivalent of BLACKFACE! So disrespectful. Don't you dare go round thinking you can call other Gingers Ginger! Pretender to the ginge. It's all such a shame 'cause it does look quite lovely.
Feathers McGraw
2024-04-23 19:36:04 +0000 UTCπ₯Poison Ivy is here!π₯ Your hair looks amazing as always. Nice to sit down and watch some celebrities doing bizarre tasks with your fiery self after an exhausting day.
JokerDanny
2024-04-23 19:14:36 +0000 UTCYup
SaRa
2024-04-23 19:09:11 +0000 UTCCompletely bald IIRC.
Jeffrey44
2024-04-23 19:04:25 +0000 UTCMandy I don't know if you're a fan of breaking bad if you are please react to this, Karl pilkington in breaking bad https://youtu.be/zsDe7jM_LDI?si=OsLfl95RF6hcQSCD
Remi
2024-04-23 19:04:04 +0000 UTCThank you for the clarification. You mean SK, right?
Jeffrey44
2024-04-23 19:03:45 +0000 UTCYOU SAID FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-04-23 18:48:14 +0000 UTCYOU SAID CUNT TWICE!!!!!!
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-04-23 18:47:48 +0000 UTCMandy, do you remember when I said I laugh when I shouldn't, and you said you are the same? That thumbnail is how I imagine you doing it, looking away hoping no one has noticed.π€£π€
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2024-04-23 18:21:52 +0000 UTCThe hair reminded me of a certain someone from series 11.
SaRa
2024-04-23 18:10:12 +0000 UTCI was pleasantly surprised when I saw it on YouTube, I wished her Happy New Hair. What's it like now?
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2024-04-23 17:52:48 +0000 UTCMOTHERFUCKER! That's another swearword that is usually bleeped. There is an official guide based on research from Ofcom (the UK television regulator) here (https://www.ofcom.org.uk/__data/assets/pdf_file/0020/225335/offensive-language-quick-reference-guide.pdf - page 5 onwards).
Jeffrey44
2024-04-23 17:51:26 +0000 UTCI don't follow. Could you elaborate, please?
Jeffrey44
2024-04-23 17:50:58 +0000 UTCRED!!!!
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-04-23 17:43:20 +0000 UTCYou will be very surprised by Cane Lane's hair when you watch again.
Jeffrey44
2024-04-23 17:42:17 +0000 UTCLast week you claimed to be the Beast from Walt Disney's Beauty and the aforementioned. That was fine. I'll allow it. You were clearly displaying the prominent feature of your chosen character. This week you are claiming to be Ariel from Walt Disney's The Little Mermaid. This is more problematic for me. We asked one hundred people to name Ariel's most promenant feature. Our survey said Tail (81%), Red Hair (16%), Shell Bra (2%) and Sebastian (1%). So, you see, you failed to incorporate what most people associate with this franchise, the tail, in to your masquerade. I hope you don't see this request as inappropriate, but next week, please show tail.
Jeffrey44
2024-04-23 17:40:16 +0000 UTCI didn't know what else to put. I'm not sleeping again, my eyes watched this but my brain didn't bother. I Will watch it again another day.π€£π€
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2024-04-23 16:41:25 +0000 UTCOh, sorry, I meant to say I *red* it in Douglas's voice
Robert Allen
2024-04-23 16:27:42 +0000 UTCPeople who allow a microwave to count down to zero and ping instead of stopping it at 1 second like a normal person should not be allowed to own one. Great reaction Squeaks, thank you.π€π€
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2024-04-23 16:24:18 +0000 UTCWhat has that got to do with her hair?
Jeffrey44
2024-04-23 15:30:44 +0000 UTCJust started the episode and have to say love your hair! Really suits you.
JR
2024-04-23 14:46:56 +0000 UTCI read your description in Douglas Reynholm's voice
Robert Allen
2024-04-23 14:06:37 +0000 UTCRichard actually said Arkansas but pronounced it like "Ah Kansas".
Tony Mingoia
2024-04-23 14:00:07 +0000 UTCMandy's hair is about 6 episodes early you guys.
SaRa
2024-04-23 13:30:14 +0000 UTCIs it Taskmaster Wednesday already? Hair
Jeffrey44
2024-04-23 13:10:23 +0000 UTCYour hair looks truly Awsome. π€ you have proven you can improve perfection π₯°
Josh Read
2024-04-23 13:08:12 +0000 UTCLove the hair Mandy!
Aza
2024-04-23 13:03:19 +0000 UTCFirst βΊοΈ Love the hair Mandy π₯°πΉ
Tony Mingoia
2024-04-23 13:02:42 +0000 UTC
