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Taskmaster - S10 E2 - Documentary About Despots.

HELL YEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! Taskmaster Tuesday! Season 10! BEST TASK EVAAAA!!!!! Tell me I am not alone in wanting to do that thing!!

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Taskmaster - S10 E2 - Documentary About Despots.

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Not a clue mate ๐Ÿ˜‚

Joshyboiiiiii

System of a Down

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Who?

Joshyboiiiiii

Would using the raft like a skate board have worked? or been accepted? one foot in at all times

๐–ฆ๐–บ๐—‹๐—’ ๐–ฌ๐—ˆ๐—‹๐—€๐–บ๐—‡

I'd have told my 21 year old self to say yes to a job offer from a fellow student at uni.

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Shame Mandy didn't commit to a guess in the first episode this series ... that's all I'm saying, and I might have said too much...

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Chop Suey lyrics Josh Wake up (wake up) Grab a brush and put a little make-up

๐–ฆ๐–บ๐—‹๐—’ ๐–ฌ๐—ˆ๐—‹๐—€๐–บ๐—‡

Hiya Mandy, I present, more no-context stuff! Iโ€™d forgive an โ€œactorโ€ getting distracted, wondering if they were gonna have chicken for dinner on stageโ€ฆ in a childrenโ€™s nativity play! ๐Ÿ˜† Itโ€™s a low bar for any other kind of play lol Yep, Johnny Vegas was in a very successful series of TV adverts for PG Tips, featuring a puppet called Alan the Monkey, voiced by Comedian Ben Miller. I shared a few fine examples in one of my The Office reaction comments. You only need to watch a couple to get the idea! Although thereโ€™s a 25 minute compilation on YouTube somewhere. Hereโ€™s one commercial: https://youtu.be/IWQtX0-9aZ0 Hereโ€™s another commercial: https://youtu.be/fzxBdJt9OhY Someone created a playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-gg564EyxI2LkzpXRR847xa0EiFEOXPR&si=YSGlv6lrPOsi8Dya In Gregโ€™s buttering system you can put the hunk of butter back in the butter dish. Butter for spreading on toast etc iss best kept out at room temperature in a butter dish, not in the fridge! Itโ€™ll be immediately spreadable. Butter dish: https://www.johnlewis.com/le-creuset-stoneware-butter-dish/volcanic/p5065089 Admittedly it might be too hot in Argentina to keep butter out 24/7 - it might get too soft. Blow torching a baked Alaska: https://youtu.be/Mgt38urzUzo?t=329 beware the music volume is high on this video Mawaan: โ€œOh, so itโ€™s like Art Attack?!โ€ Alex: โ€œNo, itโ€™s completely differentโ€ Alex must have consulted his lawyers already, that was a prepped answer lol - no plagiarism here! ๐Ÿคฃ How did Richard have a second set of striped shirt and pants? All contestants have a backup set or two, or three, (not sure) of their Taskmaster โ€œcostumeโ€ in the house. In case of emergencies, if one gets trashed theyโ€™ll have a clean replacement or two ready to go for the next task of the day. Thatโ€™s how. Alex: โ€œThe listening of some of these guys, It was next level shitโ€ Mandy: โ€œOh, I thought he was going to praise themโ€ Me: He did! He did! Alex was using Mawaanโ€™s lingo from earlier in the episode, next level shit means next level awesome - you know, computer game lingo - far superior to whatโ€™s available on the current level!!! Shit in this sense means โ€œda bombโ€, something awesome or cool. As in โ€œItโ€™s the shit!โ€ Itโ€™s the real thing! Soo many Steves in the credits ๐Ÿคฃ Thanks Mandy Bye bye G

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Yup! Honestly for me the weakest season was 4 (I think) the one with Al Murray. But we all like different things. As long as they do tasks, I am good ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

I donโ€™t go along with the criticism of this series at all, I thought it was great. There arenโ€™t really any bad series of Taskmaster in my eyes. There maybe are a couple of series which arenโ€™t quite as good as the others but youโ€™ve already watched โ€˜em (S3 with Rob Beckett and Paul Chowdhry and S6 with Liza Tarbuck) and youโ€™ve never not been entertained while watching it, right?

Joe D

hehehe๐Ÿคญ

Stevus

Some day! ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿงก

Mandy Cane Lane

Praise be the crumpet๐Ÿ™

Reverend Crumpet

Oh I dunno, I guess the chase maybe

Joshyboiiiiii

I'd probably still just plop into retail but if I had to change u would have actually done catering in college

Joshyboiiiiii

Hopefully you can get your hands on some crumpets some day. They're very good if done pretty damn brown with a lot of melted butter running through them (that's how I like them anyway)

I-Love-My-Brick

Hahahhaha, not gonna lie. Crumpets loook yummilicious! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿปโœจ๏ธ

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahhaha! I don't know, all I am sure of is things got confusing ๐Ÿ˜…

Mandy Cane Lane

Yeah, I really shouldn't fall behind so much!! Haha, makes it a challenge ๐Ÿคญ

Mandy Cane Lane

I thought about 2 balls in the raft but it didn't look like they would fit :)

Rusty Dog

With but five pikelets and two small Sal-mon, donated by a small lad, Jesus feeds 5,000 men plus their wives and children. After all had eaten to their satisfaction there remained twelve basketfuls of food. John 6:1-14

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Praise be to the twice risen Yeastus Christ, lord of the crumpet and other similar tasty leavened treats.

Stevus

She will receive a sign from the Crumpet Lord, just look to the east. Or is it the yeast?

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OCTOBER! you can be certain, Miss Mandy will have forgotten by then.๐Ÿ˜‚

Stevus

All my brothers and sisters. Don't forget National Crumpet Week is 17th-23rd October. Praise be ๐Ÿ™

Reverend Crumpet

I need to look out for some of the Latin American version vids myself! Loved watching Art attack every day after school ๐Ÿ™

Jonathan Davies

Oh look, more crumpets, MANY more crumpets. https://youtu.be/5FUblnWKcuM?si=IY3OwkCOp92Fi-Fr

Steve with a regular font

I actually used to watch the latin american version! ๐Ÿคช

Mandy Cane Lane

Lmao! Thank you Jonathan! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿค—

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahh, you know, I realized my glove would have worked later! ๐Ÿคช I would have definitely attempted more than one ball in the raft at a time ๐Ÿ˜…

Mandy Cane Lane

It was Steve

Stevus

I personaly really like all the versions of "Family Fued". How about you?

Mandy Cane Lane

Hey Joeb! This was all great, I appreciate the suggestions and will check them out! Just puddings sounds hilarious ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

That sucks Josh, glad you are feeling better though. Lots of rest and lots of water! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿปโœจ๏ธ

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahhahha! It got lazy with you! ๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahhaa, the beginning of the comment was cute, made me laugh ๐Ÿค—โœจ๏ธ

Mandy Cane Lane

I think it was Kevin Malone's why use many word when few do trick.

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

Hahahahhs! Correct, it is evening and I am at work! Never even considered they pushed him! Hahahahhaa!! ๐Ÿคฃ Just thought he had immaculate technique. ๐Ÿคช Also, when will I get to know if this third prediction has passed? ๐Ÿค”

Mandy Cane Lane

YESSSSSS! I love that video! And the scottish are so naturaly funny, I love them ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

There is only one ๐“œ๐“ป ๐“•๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฌ๐”‚ ๐“•๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ฝ Mandy, and that's me, the OG. ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

Lmao Jeffrey. I would have started Youtube much sooner! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿปโœจ๏ธ How about you?

Mandy Cane Lane

Oh god! That is insulting and hilarious! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

Mandy Cane Lane

Mandy vs words?

Joshyboiiiiii

What is that show called, the one where Mandy tries to pronounce words? ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

Ahhh, ok. That makes sense, but kinda weird to allow them to use clothes they didn't currently have on in that task ๐Ÿค”

Mandy Cane Lane

There was actually a spanish version I used to watch with a guy called Rui Torres ๐Ÿคช

Mandy Cane Lane

Lol, I love that you took the time to do this! Thank you whoever you are because I got lost with all the Steves ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahaha ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

Wow, ok. Those are actually pretty cool! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿปโœจ๏ธ

Mandy Cane Lane

Oh I am strapped! I had a seatbelt installed in my PC chair so I don't fall off when I laugh too much (? ๐Ÿคช

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahhahahhaa! Took me a while! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

Oh that is cool that they have them special made! And LOL, how very Greg to forget! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

Ohhhhh! Ok! Thank you Doctor Frog for your service! ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿคชโœจ๏ธ

Mandy Cane Lane

Enjoy the next few hours replying Mandy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Joshyboiiiiii

Huh ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿ˜…

Joshyboiiiiii

Why don't you put on a little make up?

Mandy Cane Lane

OMG YES!!!! I just about remember the ITV digital ads!! Mustโ€™ve been around 2000/2001

Jonathan Davies

The interesting part is that Vegas and the monkey advertised a different product at first (the television service ITV Digital) but then they both got heavily in to teabags and were used to promote that product instead. I may have misused the word interesting.

Jeffrey44

I assume she doesn't know who Neil Buchanan is. I suspect she watched the Disney Junior version. I could be wrong.

Jeffrey44

Wait..did you used to watch the original British Art Attack or was there an American version? Or an Argentinian version? ๐Ÿ‘€

Jonathan Davies

https://youtu.be/IWQtX0-9aZ0?si=hvkxfCugqk5iXBtJ

Jonathan Davies

https://youtu.be/Q4IahEqXF_o?si=Av88PswI052kOIKI

Jonathan Davies

Yes Mandy Jonny Vegas used to advertise for PG tipsโ€ฆhe used to do the adverts with a small stuffed talking monkey ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ you should actually try and find them somewhere on the internet and react to them Iโ€™d love to see the confusion in your face ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Jonathan Davies

Well done to Katherine on this one. She did well even though she still has trouble seeing things. :) For the raft, I would have got rid of the oars, laid down in it and pushed my way around, picking up 1 ball at a time. Mandy, for your 'nicest thing with holes in it' task at the start... your glove!!!

Rusty Dog

Random question of the day. What's everyone's favourite gameshow

Joshyboiiiiii

A suggestion just barely related to Taskmaster - if you would be interested whether for the YT or just random short vids on here like the QI clip from the other day (unsure on copyright status for the suggestion) - now that you're acquainted with Ed Gamble, he and James Acaster have maybe 6 videos on youtube of a series called "Just Puddings". They're around 10 mins each except the first is a bit shorter, it's basically just them going to different places and James eating a dessert and describing how it tastes to the diabetic Ed, very funny and showcases their dynamic really well. On top of those (not a suggestion due to the length, just extra contextual information), the two of them do a podcast together called "Off Menu", where they have a different comedian or celeb on each time to go through their dream meal, plus a bit of general chatting - also very funny to listen to, and have eps with a lot of people you are quite familiar with now, but unless you fancy adding another XFM length release to your schedule, probably not one to record (unless you fancied doing a special on a particular guest you were interested in hearing like Alex, Greg, Bob, etc). So the two of them are very food oriented people lol.

Joeb Rogers

WAKE UP (wake up)

Robert Allen

God I felt awful must have been bad to turn off Mandy. ๐Ÿ˜•

Josh Read

Glad you are feeling better Josh ๐Ÿ™‚

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

I was so unwell last night I couldn't focus so had to turn this off and collapse in bed. Feel better now though. Great reaction as always. I've got a ring that is just like yours ๐Ÿ™‚next time you should pick what you see at the theatre.

Josh Read

Art attack was amazing. Steve that is blasphemous but hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚

Josh Read

As long as it's not Prince Edward.

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

Can't wait to see the video! Will he grease up his prince Albert enough?

Stevus

How come the fake spambot Mandy on YouTube gave everyone else emotional support by saying " You've come a long way. Thank you for not giving up!!" All I got was "Look up๐Ÿค ". What's wrong with me!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

1oz of soft butter for greasing the crumpet rings sounds so wrong out of context๐Ÿ˜‚ I'm legit gonna try to make some at the weekend๐Ÿ‘ {Edit} I'm gonna try to make the mother of all crumpets. A crumpet so big Karl Pilkington may never close his mouth again.

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

Elon Musk

Jeffrey44

Oh look, there you are again! So soon! We really must stop bumping into each other like this. Anyway, for you, or anyone who wishes to further acquaint themselves with the secrets of the crumpet, WATCH THIS! https://youtu.be/ganHDnSz3yw?si=Z0LnxVTiGRAtw_DV

Stevus

Gooooood... ๐Ÿค”EVENING! Yes, it is evening for you as you read this. That is my prediction. I have a suspicion to share with the lovely Lady Mandy of the lane of Cane. I believe that in order for Alex to have achieved his velocitous ambulation aboard the inflatable dingy, it would be required that someone(s) were to push him, in order to create the opening shot for that task. That is my second 'prediction'. My third, and final prediction, is one I cannot disclose at this point in time. But rest assured, if the time should come, I would inform you of my success, or failure? Fairwell to thee for now good Lady Mandy, may our paths cross again someday.

Stevus

I second that.

Stevus

Love that Katherine won even though she takes a bit of time to figure things out! Also Johnny vegas cracks me up ๐Ÿคฃ Also have you ever seen this video of two Scottish guys Mandy? https://youtu.be/qUy3J8eNvyM?si=2j5RDRJ09gDZHXWs

AWR93

Random question of the day. If you can go back to being 16 again and knowing what's gonna happen in the future what job would you go for?

Joshyboiiiiii

Thanks Steve, I am pretty special ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜‚

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

Steve is correct, 50% success rate is better than random chance. Pretty special! ๐Ÿ™Œโœจ

Stevus

Well you should stop entering them in butchers raffles for a start๐Ÿ™„

Stevus

Greg talked about Daisy's reaction to seeing Richard with Ed on the Podcast and they came to the conclusion she didn't know who he was. Greg said 'with the best will in the world to Richard, he has consistently for his entire career, looked like a sex offender' ๐Ÿคฃ

Michael Harrop

She picked 6 numbers for me ages ago, I play them every Saturday. Never won a sausage ๐Ÿ˜‚

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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

Was this an insult? ๐Ÿ˜†

JokerDanny

You asked about the extra clothes during the balloon task - contestants have a couple of spare versions of their outfits in case of any mess/damage

DS292

Good callback!

Carl-Fredrik L

I'm wondering if Mandy's ever thought about buying a lottery ticket!! LOL!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Rob Gregori

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsmMvox1eJI

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I'm so surprised you knew what Art Attack is, did you have an American version or was it our British version with the legend that is Neil Buchanan (who is from Liverpool like me which makes him even more of a legend๐Ÿ˜„)? Also Johnny Vegas is a talented artist, he makes pottery.

JokerDanny

Forget C.O.C. That puts you at a 50% success rate. That's not bad considering it's pretty much impossible to know just by looking at 5 random people. ๐Ÿค—

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๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™๐™ฎ'๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ ๐™ข๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ง ๐™ฅ๐™ง๐™š๐™™๐™ž๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™จ S01 - No prediction PFFFFT lame! S02 - Katherine Ryan....Winner: Katherine Ryan โœ… S03 - Dave Gorman....Winner: Rob Beckett โŒ S04 - Joe Lycett....Winner: Noel Fielding โŒ ( Controversial ) S05 - Mark Watson....Winner: Bob Mortimer โŒ S06 - Liza Tarbuck....Winner: Liza Tarbuck โœ… S07 - Kerry Godliman....Winner: Kerry Godliman โœ… S08 - Joe Thomas....Winner: Lou Sanders โŒ S09 - Ed Gamble....Winner: Ed Gamble โœ… Champion Of Champions - Noel Fielding....Winner: Josh Widdicombe โŒ

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

"Something you don't hear outside a documentary on despots". Is Greg claiming that this programme is NOT a documentary on a despot?

BobSandwiches

Great reaction Mandy. It doesn't surprise me that Johnny does well in the art tasks. Johnny is an artist. Here is some of his work https://ibb.co/vQ9d399 As always, thank you. ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

There's more low-scoring tasks to come this season, so strap in

Robert Allen

A crumpet is a thick pikelet. You're welcome Mandy.

Tony Mingoia

I recently saw an interview with Greg and Alex where they talk about the socks. Alex said there is a guy who makes them for the show and Greg said there is a guy whose job is to remind him to change to the new socks because they usually do 2 shows a day and Greg always forgets to change the socks. You can't watch that interview Mandy because it has loads of spoilers.

SaRa

Beat me too it ๐Ÿ˜‚

Joshyboiiiiii

Couple of titbits relating to the start of the episode. A crumpet is basically a spongy soft bread that you toast. Also, Johnny used to do adverts for a tea bag called PG tips, where he had a toy monkey sidekick, called monkey, who makes an appearance on the second series of the uk office!

Doctor Frog

FIRST SUEY!!!!

Joshyboiiiiii


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