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The Inbetweeners - S2 E4

Ahh, to be 17 and have a completely distorted idea of reality and romance, LOL. Am I the only one liking Will less each episode? Odd because he is the main character too. Simon and Neal are fun though! Have an interesting outlook on life both of them.

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https://drive.google.com/file/d/1PfHPoxXxmG2KS51kRWmME1gOXLIbGde8/view?usp=sharing

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Hiya Mandy, Everyoneโ€™s explained the guns vs knives thing, but what in the actual fuck is the trend of owning a zombie knife - self defence against zombies? I mean, come on! Thereโ€™s been a few killings with zombie knives in the news the last couple months. Bloody ridiculous. Lol, very odd sympathetic pain for Neil having caught himself in the can Mandy! Tell me, where did it hurt? ๐Ÿคฃ The "No Trainers" rule is common - Itโ€™s just one of a few convenient ways to filter out the inevitable male dominant proportion of opportunistic clubbers. If the bouncer doesn't like the look of you, they'll use any number of reasons not to let you in. It makes for a better atmosphere when thereโ€™s a balance of male and female in the club, and the bouncers are looking for males with money to spend, and who are dressing well to impress. Some mega clubs in the centre of London get a lot of passing trade. Thanks G

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Haha, great stat! I only say it because it is so commonly heard. xD

Mandy Cane Lane

Per 100,000 of any country in the world the UK has the 197th place for stabbing deaths, second from last. I'm proud of that stat and no-one knows it cos of the fear of the news.

David Williams

"Bus Wankers!" is UK culture forever now btw.

Connor Ellis

You mean Steve's spider, or what you imagined in your head about the painful peepee?๐Ÿคญ

Stevus

Ahhh, ok Paul, interesting indeed! Thank you for sharing! ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป

Mandy Cane Lane

Oh ouch ๐Ÿ˜…

Mandy Cane Lane

Also, those nights out make for some of the best memories, no? ๐Ÿคช

Mandy Cane Lane

Hi Charlie! I don't believe I have welcomed you yet! Welcome and I hope you enjoy your stay here! ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿค—

Mandy Cane Lane

Lol, never seen Die Hard. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ I know you are supposed to watch it at Christmas though ๐Ÿคช

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahaha! Touchรฉ Mr 44 ๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

*Grateful reply*

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahhaa, never forget I am billingual. Lol ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

That was the most horrific thing I have ever seen in my entire 30 years of living. Also, what on Earth is this thread? ๐Ÿ˜…

Mandy Cane Lane

It's like something from the exorcist ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Josh Read

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸคฃOMG!!!

Stevus

It's Mandy's slow sister...Mundy

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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ nice try Mr Read.

Stevus

Steve, what the hell is that thing??? Quick hit it with a shovel ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

Josh Read

Actual video of Mandy reading these threads. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3rVDd_kJE0

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I don't know what you could possibly mean ๐Ÿค” what I do know though is my phone must be faulty. Oh to think Lady Mandy could possibly think such a thing. Oh the shame ๐Ÿฅบ

Josh Read

Good save ๐Ÿคฃ

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

Oh stupid auto correct. It was meant to say glamorous of course ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿ’… ๐Ÿ’ƒ

Josh Read

I think she means because you said that picture of her looked gormless. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

Why did I go too far?

Josh Read

I was successful in infiltrating the shadowy group known as Steve's against Mandy and the world. However my cover was blown and I have to go into hiding ๐Ÿฅธ

Josh Read

Lmao, but HEY the Josh Steve went to far! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHAHHAA! Noted Stuart! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

a somewhat interesting fact. the 'tramp' in this episode was quite a scoop for the second season. it was played by Peter Serafinowicz, an already famous and established comedian in his own right. If you watch the Alan Partridge series you will discover him as 'Tex' - a Liverpool Truck Driver with an obsession/adoration for all things American. A great stand up comedian in his own right. I loved him in a BBC sitcom from about 25 years ago called 'How do you want me' that only ran for 2 seasons (thats a british thing about quitting while you're ahead and always leave them wanting more instead of running the show into the ground for the next decade like US sitcoms do), in it he played the mischievous younger brother of a woman who was in a relationship with an Irishman that was an outsider living in this very upperclass wealthy rural English village and nobody would accept him. It was a brilliant show, his Sister in the show was the short haired girl from the movie 'Four Weddings and a funeral' , and she died very young in her 20's from illness. A big loss to UK comedy and the big screen. Her name was Charlotte Coleman. She'd have gone on to make some wonderful British and Hollywood comedy movies no doubt... anyway, thought i'd share as this episode always reminds me of that link. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwa8adXSR_o&list=PLKk0MsuBjPfiYZvbM9W2-jKryJoXFAL5N

Paul Helsby

Just Steve is fine ๐Ÿ™

Stevus

Why does Jay keep lying when nobody believes him??? Why does a big fat, ugly bloke see his reflection as say 'oh yeah, still got it'. it's the same answer. Its innate in every mans delusion.

Paul Helsby

Jesus Christ Steve!

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That's OK then ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ™‚

Josh Read

Pretty sure its Steve

Stevus

I caught another one https://ibb.co/0VBjGVB ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ

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Which one is he?

Stevus

I would sooner eat a live scorpion than touch a spider. Steve from down under can do that, he's used to them.

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Sounds like a plan๐Ÿ‘, just watch out if she starts hurling rotten potato salad at us.

Stevus

I have had equally terrible nights out in my late teens and early 20โ€™s. Never worn tramp shoes though. But had the same talent for not attracting women.

Charlie Walker Jr

You sort the spider. Steve can put it on her face. Steve and cut her hair and ill grab kitana. Then we all run away.

Josh Read

Just remember, if a spider is too small, she'll bully that too. This woman knows no bounds!

Stevus

That is evil. I actually said fuck off ๐Ÿ˜ 

Josh Read

https://ibb.co/LRqZkHb

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๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ

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The animated sitcom King of the Hill also deals with the issue of shoe sizes with particular focus on the variations in the size of American women's feet and Asian women's feet.

Jeffrey44

In the movie Die Hard, John McClane (Bruce Willis) takes the shoes off a dead guy. They didn't fit.

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

Are you saying you don't like Mandy?

Josh Read

Is this Steve, or Steve Steve talking? As long as its not Steve.

Josh Read

Fun fact: there is a satirical commentary about that very plot point in an episode of Catsdown!

Stevus

I did some research. On the day in question (21st April 2009), the E4 schedule looked like this... 8:00 Friends (Double bill) Ross delivers devastating news to Rachel. 9:00 My Name is Earl 9:30 The Big Bang Theory 10:00 The Inbetweeners The pals go clubbing. 10:35 Star Stories Kate Moss. 11:05 Reno 911! Officer Wiegel tries to commit suicide. As you can see, it's The Inbetweeners that caused the following programmes including Reno 911! to be shown at a funny time by being in a 35 minute slot instead of a 30 or 60 minute slot. I suspect it's because it had more adverts than the other programmes that evening as it was the premiere and also the fact that it is a British show which are generally longer than American shows. In a 30 minute programme on a commercial channel (i.e. not a BBC channel) we would have one internal advert break but also have adverts between programmes too. We also tend to have 'End of part 1' and 'Part 2' slides before and after a break rather than going straight to adverts as we have broadcasting regulations that say the change between programme and paid content must be distinctive. You see the same in Taskmaster when LAH waves or holds his fingers up

Jeffrey44

If you are interested in a realistic depiction of different people needing different sized shoes, look for a production of Cinderella. It's not only realistic, it's actually a major plot point.

Jeffrey44

hmm, that doesn't really narrow it down though does it.

Stevus

*relatable comment*

irreverend

You actually said "no problemo" loool Great Reaction Mandy

Charlie Costa

Also Jack Gleeson who played Joffrey Baratheon - caused him to give up acting for a while after that role.

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Well what a great actor then! To believably play something so different from himself! Reminds me of Tom Felton as Malfoy. Poor kid got so hated on and he is such a sweet guy (apparently). Hilarious he still gets yelled that though! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

So picky! I mean, I get the whole "no shoes, no shirt, no service" at restaurants and shops, but who is even looking at peoples feet? ๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

First off, BWAAAAAARK! Second, when you react the way you did to Neil cutting his johnson, its clear you have pictured it in your mind! They don't need to show it.๐Ÿ˜‚ Am I wrong? Third, hows you're bestie coming along with the Dengue? Have the driving lessons started up again? He's really lucky to have you as a friend. I bet he loves you more than we do. He better! Here, i'll try again... wait for it... BWWWAAAAAAAAAARRKK!!! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ”

Stevus

You are welcome. ๐Ÿ˜Š

Wreath35

I wouldn't trust either of them, or the others! But Steve's ok๐Ÿ‘

Stevus

Don't listen to me Mandy, I'm a fraud!

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Mandy my account is mine not Steve's ๐Ÿ˜ 

Josh Read

And lastly, when I call Kitana I PS-PS-PS and make tiny kissing noises. MISHI-MISHI is when she plays hard to get. And CHH-CHH-CHH is to stop her when she is doing something she isn't supposed to be doing ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ She understands all these cues, but naturally doesn't give an F

Mandy Cane Lane

You know Steve, he's the one that has a picture of Mandy looking gormless.

Josh Read

Lmao to that picture!!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Do I really look like that? ๐Ÿคช

Mandy Cane Lane

Lmao!! Steve! You went tier and account crazy! Is everything ok??

Mandy Cane Lane

I guess so, it's a play on Ronaldo SUI celebration ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Joshyboiiiiii

What in the flying gypo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Joshyboiiiiii

Hahaha, my only question then is: Why? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

OH GOD! That really is wild ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

LMAO! This cracked me up John! Well done! ๐Ÿค—

Mandy Cane Lane

Interesting! I guess that makes sense. Thank you Tony! ๐Ÿค—โœจ๏ธ Argy is quite dangerous sadly ๐Ÿ˜”

Mandy Cane Lane

It used to be no trainers, no leather jackets, no visible Rockport, Burberry or Stone Island branding. There was a club in my town where you had to be very smart with shoes, trousers, shirt and tidy hair to be allowed in.

Tee Tee

I am glad you think so ๐Ÿค—

Mandy Cane Lane

Lmao! That is hilarious! Of all the things to catch on ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

Do you have a reference to your statistics? I ask because the UK Govt own figures (for 2023) show: 147,140 firearm certificates on issue, a 3% decrease compared with 31 March 2022 500,894 shotgun certificates on issue, a 4% decrease compared with 31 March 2022 516,500 people who held a firearm and or a shotgun certificate, a 4% decrease compared with 31 March 2022 Average ownership per licence is 2.7 for shotguns and 4.1 per firearm. 89% of firearms licences are for rifles or sound moderators ("silencers") used by game shooters. Ref: National Firearms Licensing Management System (NFLMS) The number of illegal arms held will be highly speculative, by definition. [edited "3 per firearm" to 4.1 due to misreading the stats... ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ]

BobSandwiches

Yeah, the US is quite scary ๐Ÿ˜…

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHHHA! This was a wild ride! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

Also Josh, is suey your version of bosch? ๐Ÿค”

Mandy Cane Lane

OMG with these accounts and pictures!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

Who's Steve? Don't think I met him.๐Ÿค”

Stevus

there is 3mil civilian owned guns in just England alone ๐Ÿคฎ , a third of them are illegal , that would triple if non civ was counted , disgusting tools for cowards/professionals , imagine being brainwashed into thinking that some imaginary bloke sayin its your "right" , lmao , sickening and very sad. very proud of our country after the Dunblane tragedy. but yeah that's still a significate amount when you consider out of 60 million people in England the percentage of people into serious crime would near that amount for unregistered and have access to them , so it happens a lot more than you would think , then there's land mass , that increases access in certain areas to insane amounts , like Manchester and London , its somewhat "easy" to come by there. there's still a lot of shootings in certain areas unfortunately.

TheHigh

Steve don't talk to me about Steve. You can tell Steve and Steve the same thing too.

Josh Read

I haven't seen Steve recently, Steve was looking for him too.

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I was the one that asked๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ how about Steve, would he know?

Stevus

No ones asked me, but I don't know. What about you Steve?

Josh Read

I don't know Steve, have you asked Steve?

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OMG Steve, could you imagine! I hope he genuinely does find it funny. And Steve, what is Rock and Chips?

Stevus

Thanks Steve's, SOON!!!

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chop suey!

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All on board the "Steve Tier" ๐Ÿš‚ ๐Ÿ™Œ

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https://ibb.co/JnHNxyF

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

@Bobsadwiches My next door neighbour has the real thing growing in his back garden. Unfortunately for me, like Waitrose, he has a restraining order against me ๐Ÿ˜ž

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UK homicide rate per 100,000 population = 1.0; USA = 6.4 and Argentina = 4.3. For comparison, Ireland, which is considered a very safe country, is 0.9. [ref: UN Office on Drugs and Crime]. Relatively few people, including criminals, have access to a gun as they are highly regulated. Hence, the knife as murder weapon of choice... I'm not entirely sure about the "a real girl, with a working face" bit - I sort of assumed it meant "as opposed to a blow-up doll", - but that may just be my mind at work...

BobSandwiches

I thought it was red, D'oh! ( I thought it was red door ) ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

Why is Steve with a fancy font buying cheap-arse lemon juice from Lidl when Waitrose has the real thing?

BobSandwiches

I am simply asking questions. Josh didn't say they had to be hard or even make sense ๐Ÿ˜Š

Josh Read

"What colour is Simon's yellow car" You are right it's yellow, I thought it was red, D'oh!

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Blasphemy!!!

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

What colour is Simon's yellow car? ๐Ÿ’›

Josh Read

It will be the bus wankers tier.

Josh Read

Steve did you see him as the young Del Boy in Rock & Chips?

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This is true, I bought a round of drinks in a London pub a few years ago. I still haven't financially recovered from it.

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

https://youtube.com/shorts/x600_Fepoow?si=6i9uvwYtlTNic7U1 All these years later people still say bus wanker to him ๐Ÿคฃ

Josh Read

The no trainers rule is a lot more relaxed, at least where I live. I think it became a thing because Chavs don't wear nice shoes, they don't match their tracksuits ๐Ÿ˜‚

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People do own guns here but hand guns are banned completely after some children were killed in a school and the police grant the licenses. You need a reason for a rifle(sport, pest control or hunting) and any responsible person can get a shotgun but the hoops you need to jump through mean most people wouldn't bother. Illegal firearms don't usually end up in the hands of petty criminals. Stabbings are not really common and nearly always criminals or gang members stabbing each other. The biggest thing to fear in London is how much money you might spend.

Stuart

Why is it that lemon juice has artificial flavouring while dishwashing liquid and shampoo have real lemons?

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Brilliant ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜„

Tee Tee

It's even better with sign language https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3pjEHFHB3E ๐Ÿคฃ

Tee Tee

James Buckley (Jay) recently talked on a podcast how still to this day, people will often just yell "Bus Wanker!" to him, even if he is walking around with his kids and wife. Luckily he still finds that line funny and doesn't mind it. It's funny that he is a nerdy, humble and quiet family guy who loves games, music and movies but is known for his role as sex pest teenager :D These days he is a vlogger with his wife and shows his mundane life to people on Youtube "At Home with The Buckleys". The difference is amazing to see.

MH

Never understood the no trainers rule either Mandy, but it's definitely a real thing here in the UK.

JokerDanny

I believe Mandy is working on a Steve Tier. She just can't decide if she should call it Steve Tier or God Tier.

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

Hi Mandy๐Ÿ˜ I can't comment on your reaction yet as I can't watch it until tomorrow. As it's The Inbetweeners, I imagine it being something like this https://ibb.co/bWxNfFv I just wanted to drop a comment to ask an important question. When you call Kitana do you CHH-CHH-CHH, PS-PS-PS, or MISHI-MISHI-MISHI? Thanks ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

Oh don't worry, 11.05 is a strange time for anything to start here too, but it happens

Balkyne

Working face, as in it's functional. Which is a wild thing to say xD

Balkyne

I bet the opening few minutes of the episode brought back good memories for you Mandy!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ BWAAARRKK!!!

Rob Gregori

I was going to leave a comment but unfortunately I got stabbed.

John George

Will there be a Steve tier?

Hypnobob

Fun facts regarding stabbings: Britain actually has almost exactly the same rate of knife crime, per year, per capita, as the US. So it's no more common than that, and I don't think Americans consider it particularly common do they? The reason we have very little gun crime is of course that gun ownership is very restricted, very rare and guns not readily available. So the most common form of violent crime with a weapon involves a knife. All that being the case, the homicide rate overall is โ…™ that of the US and ยผ that of Argentina. Will greatly exaggerates the dangers of London because of his nervous, sheltered character. London is actually a pretty safe city. The fact that it is horrendously expensive was the only concern to me at that age. ๐Ÿ˜…

Tony Mingoia

๐Ÿ‘ Good.

Wreath35

FYI Bus Wanker became quite a thing after this was released. I am sure I was called one a couple times at the Bus stop ๐Ÿ˜‚

Cem

The main method of assault is stabbing because we hardly have any guns. Although the knife crime rate in the US is still higher than the UK. We're a fairly safe country all round compared to the US.

James Aston

What is Mandy's cat called?

Josh Read

Suey?

Josh Read

Can people please send me some questions for Mandy for a quiz maybe tomorrow or Monday please. Ano I asked a couple weeks ago but I've lost it and it was on an old vid at the time so not a lot of questions

Joshyboiiiiii

Me first suey โค๏ธโค๏ธ

Joshyboiiiiii


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