Taskmaster - S10 E1 - God's Haemorrhoid
Added 2024-03-26 13:00:17 +0000 UTCOk, so as I was uploading I had to recheck the episode title because I couldn't remember and I am mega confused. When was that said? What happened? In reference to what? Why is it spelled like that? WHAT IS GOING ON? Lol. Lot's of things with this episode making me feel like I am going crazy! Oh well, TASKMASTER TUESDAY!!!! π€
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Feck the Patreon app! I used to spend a load of time on "Reddit is Fun" until the Reddit CEO killed all 3rd party apps.. FU Reddit CEO - I'm not downloading your piece of $h1t app so you can appeal to investors and cash out! I can't say I enjoy any app on the phone any more. They're all a time sink. Reddit used to curate the best of social media - I cba losing hours doomscrolling instagram or tiktok, someone else hand pick a few I like!
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2024-04-23 00:14:52 +0000 UTCHiya Mandy, Welcome to Series 10! I personally think covid gave this series an extra touch of desperation and manic hysteria - especially without an audience. You should see the outtakes, they do crack each other up and go off on weird tangents π You love those green lava lamps? I really want one of those vintage green lamps you see lawyers have on their desks on tv shows etc, I know Iβll have βarrivedβ with one of those on my desk π€£ Iβve low key wanted one for years - I know once I snap one up though, Iβll be completely over it in days, hours, even minutes - wtfβs this unwieldy lamp doing on my desk, make room for my laptop! Itβs purely an aesthetic desire, not sure itβs practical, or fit for purpose! Much like a lava lamp eh? π€£ The moment you recognised Katherine Parkinson in the opening credits, haha! Awesome π Never had braces, although Iβm sure I could benefit from them. My childhood NHS dentist at the time probably judged on balance it wasnβt a cost effective option considering their limited budget and the severity of my problem. Iβm obliviously un-self conscious but if I had a bottomless pot of cash Iβd consider braces to line them up nicely and fix the overlapping, and also do something about the chips in my two front teeth!!! π¬. My gnashers are stereotypically British. I did wear a brace on my foot for the first 5 years of life tho, so plenty of experience with the pain and discomfort there π Honestly, you have a flawless set of teeth now, Iβm so jealous. Whatever pain and suffering you went thought, Iβm here to tell you it was totally worth it π Alex always separates by age? Weβve already seen heβll pick any nonsense criteria that groups the people he wants to show next! Theyβre grouping replays by task performance - similar approaches are replayed together. Usually thereβs a middle of the road replay to set the bar, the final replays are either hilariously good or hilariously bad! They work with the footage theyβve got and present the most dramatic narrative π€ Dunno if anyoneβs said - Daisy would have done the tasks months before filming, so either early stages of pregnancy or not preggo at all! Yeah Katherine Parkinsonβs a peach! Regarding removing the sofa (or a couch as one particular Argentinian American would say) from the room - Forget the hallway, behind the cameras are a pair of French patio doors, they both open up so plenty wide enough to cart a sofa β¦ Pivot! Pivot! Yeah such an elegant sketch of a front-facing plane, very economical with the circles and straight lines. Youβll probably know by know, Johnnyβs quite the artist. So stressed about the cow and a possible swiss cheese memory failure?! π€£ Can we appreciate the fantastic piece of misdirection by Mawaan π Great spot on the Taskmaster House Gargoyles!!! Iβve been looking at google images of the house, they were indeed an addition to Series 10 - You do have a keen eye for detail π So trust yourself, youβve NOT seen the bloody cow before π€£ Alex: βWe have not hidden the frying panβ - yeah but youβll be cryptic af instead of giving a straight answer π Why was Katherine crying so hard after her egg in the frying pan replay? They edited out a ton of outtake footage where theyβre all rolling around laughing - them tears is all we were given π₯² Just wait for the outtakes! Katherine: βI canβt look at you, sorry π€£β lmao! Alex, Re Daisyβs egg attempt: βIt was such a nice moment, would you like to see it againββ¨Mandy! *alarm bells* should be screaming at you when Alex asks if weβd like to see it again π Time after time, itβs only so we can see extra disqualification footage! Lol Lovely to see your reaction to this new cast, a more supportive dynamic for sure. Thanks Mandy π€ You're a joy G
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2024-04-22 23:58:59 +0000 UTCThis seasonβs outtakes are some of the best!
Richard Betts
2024-04-18 04:20:35 +0000 UTCDon't have insta or TikTok etc
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-03-31 19:29:36 +0000 UTCWell Patreon obviously for you π₯°π₯°
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-03-31 19:29:19 +0000 UTCyou need a Karl Sat-Nav! are they still a thing?π€
Stevus
2024-03-31 02:05:35 +0000 UTCI don't use that word lightly!
Marvelous Martin
2024-03-31 02:01:35 +0000 UTCHahahhaa, I do what I can! π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-31 02:00:02 +0000 UTCHahahah! Is it ok that I read that in Karl's voice? π€ͺπ€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-31 01:59:42 +0000 UTCI love it Alexander! They seem like a great group of genuinely silly people! I have high hopes for this season! ππ»β¨οΈπ€
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-31 01:58:56 +0000 UTCAh yes! Seems like an extra silly cast! ππ»β¨οΈ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-31 01:57:10 +0000 UTCHahahahs! Silly Katherine!! π€£π€£ I love the way they edit the show when a contestants can't find something obvious π€
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-31 01:39:12 +0000 UTCLol, thank you very much Ordinary Font Steve π₯°π§‘
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-31 01:37:24 +0000 UTCOMG!!! That is hilarious! And no, I did not notice and wouldn't have unless you told me π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-31 01:35:39 +0000 UTCAhh, very interesting. Thank you Remi! π§‘
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-31 01:34:33 +0000 UTCNah, JK. Instagram I guess, love watching animal memes π€ͺ. How about you Josh?
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-31 01:34:01 +0000 UTCHAHAHAHA! Calculator! Lol.
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-31 01:33:26 +0000 UTCHahaha, love that you actually did it Martin! β¨οΈππ»π€
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-31 01:31:52 +0000 UTCHahahhaha! Something they would totally do! π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-31 01:31:20 +0000 UTCWell, not sure about the seasons to come, or this one really, but these guys seem to get along well which seems like a big plus! ππ»β¨οΈ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-31 01:30:51 +0000 UTCIβll put up his subtitles for every episode in the comment section π€£π€£
Jonathan Davies
2024-03-31 01:30:30 +0000 UTCHahaha! I am going to work hard to understand him but will most likely have to take you up on that offer! Thank you! π€ͺπ€
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-31 01:29:22 +0000 UTCWell, I am a competitive cookie, and I would give it my ALL!!! Not sure if I would do well though, I am a mess π€£π€£π€£ Would like to think I can win it though π€
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-31 01:28:33 +0000 UTCOhhhhh!! Huh, that is odd. Never would have guessed. Thank you Joeb! π
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-31 01:27:16 +0000 UTCThank goodness! I thought I was going crazy Robert! π π
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-31 01:26:42 +0000 UTCAye, I get that. I think I am just going to embrace the weird though π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-31 01:25:55 +0000 UTCHAHAHAHHAHA! I actually had that in my mind!!! π€£π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-31 01:25:12 +0000 UTCAhh, that explains it. Thank you very much Mr 44 β¨οΈπ€
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-31 01:24:49 +0000 UTCOh awesome John! Thank you! ππ»
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-31 01:24:15 +0000 UTCAwesome! I like silly! π€π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-31 01:23:23 +0000 UTCI can 100% accept that! Hahaha! ππ»β¨οΈπ€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-31 01:22:54 +0000 UTCYES HELLO NEW PEOPLES ππ
Josh sloan
2024-03-29 14:21:58 +0000 UTCNoooo daisy's a fucking wacko π she's team captain on a show called never mind the buzzcocks and she nearly pisses herself every show. Btw it's a music style show with noel Fielding as the other team captain and Greg hosts it
Josh sloan
2024-03-29 14:19:29 +0000 UTCJohnny shouted looks like gods haemorrhoed when you didn't know what he said during the egg task
Josh sloan
2024-03-29 14:09:15 +0000 UTCYeah that statue thing that was used for the task that kept turning happened like 6-7 seasons before this one ππ the things change sometimes, just never noticed the cow
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-03-29 13:48:14 +0000 UTCDaisy said taskmaster is probably best known for its large cow, so explain why it would be a season 10 cow with it being the first episode π you must just be blind
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-03-29 13:44:50 +0000 UTCOh balls fuck this episode
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-03-29 13:08:20 +0000 UTCIt's like I told you in October that you should write names down ππ
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-03-29 13:01:14 +0000 UTCThought I'd have to discuss what a Durham cricket club is
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-03-29 10:09:02 +0000 UTCMessage understood π± It wasn't iconic at that point.
Josh Read
2024-03-29 02:41:27 +0000 UTCAlso, I was suffering for my sanity with the cow Josh. It tripped me up when she said that everyone knew it was an iconic Taskmaster thing, like what? π
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-29 02:27:35 +0000 UTCI will have you know, that those were dance moves and I very much do so know how to throw a punch. And I am short so I will knock the wind right outta ya! π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-29 02:26:40 +0000 UTCOMFGGGGGG!!! π€£π€£π€£π€£ This is all just .... TOO MUCH π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-29 02:25:01 +0000 UTCHahaha! I was scared to google the spelling as well! π π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-29 01:58:13 +0000 UTCYeah, that was a creative way to work through that. Still sounds very odd though. At least they tried! ππ»π
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-29 01:57:19 +0000 UTCHahaa! Oh good! She confused me when she said the cow was so iconic on Taskmaster, I felt proper crazy. π And thank you for teaching me Tony! ππβ¨οΈ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-29 01:55:42 +0000 UTCAhhh, right. That is a whole issue as well. Interesting stuff, thank you Graeme! π€β¨οΈ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-29 01:53:26 +0000 UTCHi Chill Bill! I will do my best to fill the silences with random noises to make it more enjoyable for both of us! π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-29 01:52:41 +0000 UTCHello Joe! Interesting, I have heard some good things. All in all, even at it's weakest points, this show is fun! π€
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-29 01:51:32 +0000 UTCThank you, will watch later π€
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-29 01:50:33 +0000 UTCπ€
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-29 01:04:10 +0000 UTCπ₯β¨οΈπ€
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-03-29 01:04:01 +0000 UTCEggs and balls. Glad to see David toughening up but the results were a little mundane. Sorry to hear about the allergy onslaught, Mandy π. You'll be reyt!
Benjamin Taylor-Yates
2024-03-28 23:14:03 +0000 UTCWait what π€£π€£π€£
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-03-27 16:31:35 +0000 UTCDespite the Covid restrictions and general weirdness of adjusting to a new massive channel with wide reach and proper expectations, I have a lot of affection for this series. It was the first one I watched. Nostalgia aside, this is a genuinely terrific lineup, each of them is absolutely insane in different ways, which does a lot to negate the lack of audience because they were all in hysterics half the time.
Alexander Brown
2024-03-27 10:22:35 +0000 UTCHi Rusty, Daisy wrote and starred in the BBC series This Country. I enjoyed it, check it out if you get the chance. https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/b09twr53/this-country
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2024-03-27 08:40:35 +0000 UTCGreat episode to start the series! Seems like there will be plenty of laughs in store!
AWR93
2024-03-27 04:08:01 +0000 UTCGreat to see Katherine Parkinson in this one. I hope she does well enough to win. Apart from Johnny Vegas, I dunno who the others are except I've heard of Daisy but no idea what she does. Apperently after this episode, Katherine went home to make herself a bacon sandwich. Took her 2hrs! Couldn't find the frying pan. Well hopefully we get a good season again. Looking fwd to the journey.
Rusty Dog
2024-03-27 04:07:35 +0000 UTCOh wait, I think you asked the wrong question JB, my answer doesn't make sense.
Stevus
2024-03-27 02:08:15 +0000 UTCRecess and lunch.
Stevus
2024-03-27 02:06:57 +0000 UTCGods Haemorrhoid is what Johnny said while he was staring up at the bunch of balloons that got away from him. π *edit - sorry, thought no-one had said that, but I was wrongπ BTW, your braces may have been unpleasant, but I'm sure it was worth it. You have a lovely set of choppers indeed Miss Mandibles π
Stevus
2024-03-27 01:56:13 +0000 UTCI kinda feel a bit sorry for Katherine, there are many situations like the balloon task for her this season. I think she's a good sport though. I also think that's why David Mitchell won't do Taskmaster. He's worried about completely embarrassing himself.
Stevus
2024-03-27 01:50:59 +0000 UTCThat's more like it!
Stevus
2024-03-27 01:47:38 +0000 UTCThis whole season Katherine is on the verge of tears and Daisy is on the verge of giving birth, also fun fact, not sure if you've ever noticed or anyone has said, but this season was the first season that I noticed the contestants always sit in alphabetical order
TrickUpMySteve
2024-03-27 00:21:27 +0000 UTCMandy i found a video of karl pilkintons brother Mark he was on a tv show about British benefits, he did pass away in 2017 i believe here it is if you want to see him https://youtu.be/AKGsAVPabG4?si=_YDkSxm4EMZR0z1a
Remi
2024-03-27 00:03:06 +0000 UTCRandom question of the day. Favourite app on your phone
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-03-26 22:37:36 +0000 UTCMarvelous!
Marvelous Martin
2024-03-26 22:34:41 +0000 UTCI love the mental image I have of Alex patiently sanding down all the eggs one by one, while Greg chuckles in the corner π
DriveIn
2024-03-26 21:06:34 +0000 UTCPretty much all of the contestants for series 10,11 and 12 have been on the Taskmaster podcast and they all said they found it really awkward and difficult doing the live stage stuff..having no audience to laugh made it a bit of a wierd atmosphereβ¦.F*%K YOU COVID! π
Jonathan Davies
2024-03-26 18:59:52 +0000 UTCBeen waiting a while for Season 10 to see how Mandy tackles Jonny Vegasβs accent ππ I donβt live too far from St Helens so if you need an interpreter Iβm here for you Mandy π€
Jonathan Davies
2024-03-26 18:34:16 +0000 UTCHi Mandy, given the really low scores in this episode, it got me thinking, if you were to be on the show, how do you think you would do? Do you think you would do well or not so good? Another great reaction, stay happy and healthy bebehh!!
Rob Gregori
2024-03-26 18:00:14 +0000 UTC10 was rough, but 11 and 12 were great.
DahDutcher
2024-03-26 17:09:24 +0000 UTCKnocking two empty potato salad pots together π€£
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2024-03-26 16:53:18 +0000 UTC"Bar one / bar two" - the bar basically just means 'excluding'. So "All the drinks bar two" would just mean all the drinks except for two.
Joeb Rogers
2024-03-26 16:39:35 +0000 UTCNo it looks like she pretending to ride a horse when kitana is knocking 2 empty halves of coconuts together π€£
Josh Read
2024-03-26 16:32:12 +0000 UTCThat GIF looks like she's entering an 80's disco already throwing shapes. π€£
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2024-03-26 16:18:41 +0000 UTCExactly, hardly a threat, unless we injure ourselves laughing at her π π€£
Josh Read
2024-03-26 16:12:29 +0000 UTChttps://ibb.co/VC08tT1
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2024-03-26 16:08:17 +0000 UTCYes, the cow was only added this season. Also, this is the joint lowest score for an episode winner, tied with Ed Gamble in the S9 finale
Robert Allen
2024-03-26 15:59:27 +0000 UTCThis is a ... weird season. It has good moments, but it's the weakest season for me. Didn't really enjoy Daisy and Richard was hyped up so much to me and really didn't deliver on that hype. I really enjoyed Mawaan and Johnny though, and Katherine is one of my all time favourite contestants. She's just super lovely. It didn't help not having a live audience as well.
DahDutcher
2024-03-26 15:59:06 +0000 UTCDon't waste Mayo. She has said she is suffering with allergies at the moment so is as weak as a kitten πΈ π€§ and we've seen her punching skills she moves like the cowardly lion, put em up put em up π€£
Josh Read
2024-03-26 15:44:12 +0000 UTCβRules are good! Rules help control the fun.β - Monica Geller π
JokerDanny
2024-03-26 15:41:22 +0000 UTCWhen Vegas' helium balloons are touching the roof of the prison/factory he says "God's Haemorrhoid". You said "What did he say?" and rewound it but still not catching it you shrugged your shoulders and moved on.
Jeffrey44
2024-03-26 15:39:21 +0000 UTCOne Man and His Dog is now part of Countryfile.
Jeffrey44
2024-03-26 15:35:32 +0000 UTChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERLvefF8jlA
John George
2024-03-26 14:57:31 +0000 UTC"Why's she crying so much?" There's an outtake that explains why she was crying, she was crying laughing from an extended sequence where they are all riffing on the egg in the pipe looking rude.
John George
2024-03-26 14:56:22 +0000 UTCNeither am I. I still carry my sachet of mayonnaise π
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2024-03-26 14:51:22 +0000 UTCI'm not scared of her π though you uploaded it.
Josh Read
2024-03-26 14:45:48 +0000 UTCI just hope Mandy realises I'm being led astray π€£
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2024-03-26 14:44:41 +0000 UTCI know that's why I approve π€£
Josh Read
2024-03-26 14:40:58 +0000 UTCIt was your idea π
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2024-03-26 14:38:30 +0000 UTCI love the new picture π€ seal of approval π
Josh Read
2024-03-26 14:36:30 +0000 UTCI'm lucky, it's all new to me π
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2024-03-26 14:35:14 +0000 UTCI agree π
Josh Read
2024-03-26 14:33:58 +0000 UTClove this season! i think itβs a hit or miss for some people - but the lack of audience members makes the cast turn into a bunch of giggling children and it makes me so happy. Get ready for a lot of silly moments β€οΈ
Ari.g
2024-03-26 14:29:38 +0000 UTCI love this series because it is a complete mess. Once you accept that, it is absolutely hilarious.
Jon Clarke
2024-03-26 14:28:54 +0000 UTCYou looked like you were going to cry when you were worrying about the cow πͺβΉοΈ yeah this was the first time the cow was featured. I've got very little memory of this series and can't remember who won. Jonny Vegas said gods hemorrhoids when his balloons were stuck.on the ceiling. You missed it twice π
Josh Read
2024-03-26 14:27:32 +0000 UTCYou are right Jeff. If you Google it, the UK sites use haemorrhoid. The U.S. sites use Hemorrhoid.
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2024-03-26 14:22:42 +0000 UTCThere's not an American spelling and a British spelling is there? I love those. I connect them.
Jeffrey44
2024-03-26 14:17:17 +0000 UTCI enjoyed this, it's gonna be a fun season. I really didn't mind there being no audience. Also, Johnny Vegas is a GOD!. I checked the the spelling of haemorrhoid, you can spell it both ways (haemorrhoid or Hemorrhoid) It is spelt haemorrhoid on the NHS website, I now know things I wish I didn't π€£. As always, thank you Mandy π€π€
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2024-03-26 14:10:32 +0000 UTCThe audience are in a cinema in socially distanced groups and they've synced up their recorded laughing with the show footage, so it is still genuine audience laughter although it does sound a bit weird with it being recorded and there being fewer people with the distancing. But at least it wasn't canned laughter and was actual people laughing at the funny things.
YearRoundHibernater
2024-03-26 14:08:37 +0000 UTCDaisy May Cooper... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLFzW1Rq4nQ
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2024-03-26 13:49:01 +0000 UTCHi Mandy! I'm watching right now. A little thing; when Daisy says "All bar one", and Alex says "Bar two", "bar" means "with the exception of". For example if I said I "I have all bar one of them", it means I have them all except one. At the start of one of the parts, where Greg is shouting "Come by! Away! Steady! Come by! Good boy!", he's doing an impression of a shepherd controlling a sheep dog. There used to be sheepdog trials (probably still are I imagine), a competition to find the best shepherd/sheepdog duo. Believe it or not, it was televised, but called "One Man and his Dog". It was actually quite a popular show in the days before the internet and only 4 TV channels. Yes, I'm old enough to remember that. Greg is appealing to the nostalgia of Brits of a certain age with that one. And yes, the cow was only put there at the start of season 10. Ollie was there before. Don't forget, the contestants aren't doing these tasks in the order you see them. They might have been seeing this cow for weeks by the time they did the vanishing task. Please try to not get upset about it. π
Tony Mingoia
2024-03-26 13:45:43 +0000 UTCRichard Herring did say about this series that they all felt a little hysterical during the studio sections, since this was right after a covid lockdown and it was the first time most of them had been out anywhere for a while.
Graeme D
2024-03-26 13:34:24 +0000 UTCI have struggled to watch much of series 10, 11 or 12. The Covid filming issues made them feel a bit flat to me. Looking forward to watching along though to see what I've missed
Chill Bill
2024-03-26 13:33:59 +0000 UTCS10 is by far the weakest of the series, unfortunately, picks up again for s11
Joe Jones
2024-03-26 13:27:35 +0000 UTCRambling, allergies, squeaking, and energy, it's all part of the package. Well, it's more than I get with my SKY TV package. APPROVED! π€π€
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2024-03-26 13:22:33 +0000 UTCAt least I lost to a fellow josh βΊοΈ blame Durham cricket club
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-03-26 13:05:40 +0000 UTCBollocks
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-03-26 13:05:11 +0000 UTCFirst today
Josh Read
2024-03-26 13:01:41 +0000 UTC
