The IT Crowd - S2 E3 - Moss and The German
Added 2023-12-30 13:00:03 +0000 UTCWelp, I think I have made a mistake.... Oh well! xD
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Hiya Mandy! 1:30 yeah thank f8ck windows donβt drag like that anymore! Leaving a trail behind them π Thatβd be due to the windows NT OS upgrade in the form of windows 2000 that entirely replaced the win95 codebase. And now we have cpu threads dedicated to wiping up all those pesky window trails, and not held up by a non-responsive program π Or in my case, we now use a Mac π 15:00 Jen: βGerman cuisine? β¦nothing more romantic than a glass of wine and some Schweinefleischβ Sarcasm Mandy, point is - German cuisine doesnβt sound romantic at all now, does it? 15:27 Oh the nervous laughter π 20:54 How can you be your own brother? π€ What if youβre a conjoined twin, to any degree of separation, you might consider your own identity to include all of you! π₯΄ Actually, thanks for an entirely appropriate reaction! Ha! G
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2024-01-18 19:53:08 +0000 UTCWhy would you jump off a bike you fucking idiot π oh btw I broke my wrist playing football at school proper swallon up and was turning a funky colour. Broke my lil toe playing football with my grandparents dog when I was like 6 ( seems to be a theme here π) and I also broke my lil finger running home from school, took basically all the skin on the outside of my finger off across the pavement π
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-01-04 23:02:35 +0000 UTCAlso yes, Steven has a brilliant way of writing!!
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-04 22:58:38 +0000 UTCπ«£π¨ππ This was all so painful to read.. I broke my clavical at 14 because I jumped off a bike. Yup, you read that right.
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-04 22:57:58 +0000 UTCHahahhaha! Very true Paul!!π€£π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-04 22:53:04 +0000 UTCHaha, that sounds complicatedπ€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-04 22:52:25 +0000 UTC"Squeaks" π€£π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-04 22:51:45 +0000 UTCFirstt tike was at school playing football. I was badly tackled and ended up with the right one dislocated. Then I dislocated the left trampolining. Rock climbing in Wales at about 18 I dislocated the right one again. 3rd time I fell down stairs. It's been 12 or so years now since it last happened and I can sometimes feel it straining. The worst injury I have ever seen though was in the first year of secondary school during PE. We were doing long jump and a lad split his knee cap by hitting it in the corner of the wooden frame. The scream was like nothing I have ever heard before. Its been 25 years and he still has operations on it π±
Josh Read
2024-01-02 09:00:01 +0000 UTCπ
paul
2024-01-02 06:35:20 +0000 UTCHe was fine afterwards, as far as I remember anyway, it was a long time ago. He went to a different high school so haven't seen him in ages. At least since the bronze age. π€ͺ
Stevus Minimus
2024-01-02 06:29:35 +0000 UTCHow's this guy doing now? You should write a book cause I was like 'awww fuck this is quote long' but I was hooked π
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-01-02 02:04:53 +0000 UTCNo, definitely not real. You can't break your bum. And I'm pretty sure there are no Salmon in Sth Africa (unless they farm them there now). But, when I was a kid, I broke gobb knows how many fingers and toes, basically just from falling over while running and landing funny, or kicking door frames while running around the house. Not much they can do about toes though. The best broken bone story I have, which is π― true, is from primary school (about 7 or 8 y.o.) when a friend of mine broke both his forearms at the same time, while 'playing' a 'game' we made up with the jungle gym. There was a horizontal pole hanging from short metal chains which you were supposed to climb along from one section of the play equipment to another, but at some point we started swinging back and forth on it and then letting go as you swung back and see how far you go backwards. This friend managed an amazingly long distance, but landed HORRIBLY. As stated earlier, he broke BOTH forearms. Both the ulna and the radius of both arms were both snapped clean in two leaving the half of the bones attached to the elbow poking menacingly through ripped flesh and the other half of his forearms with the hands attached, hanging limp and flopping about as he stared in disbelief (along with the rest of us), then balled uncontrollably as the reality of the situation set in and we walked him to the classroom. What is even worse, as horrific as that was, the same friend, in the same year, while the two of us were on bin duty, taking the class rubbish out to the big hopper, found a HUGE light bulb. Thinking back, it must have been about a 1000w, very similar to some grow lights I've seen since. When your like 7 y.o., that's just awesome! We'd never seen one like it before, so we must have it! Don't know what we thought we would do with it, but whatever the case, he slipped over while carrying it and it kind of imploded or exploded or whatever they do, and there was blood everywhere! Both his hands and yes, his forearms again too were completely lacerated, so after having spent months in a double cast from the playtime fun, he now had to spend weeks with both hands completely bandaged up. And yes, that genuinely is all true. Sleep well.
Stevus
2024-01-02 01:58:58 +0000 UTCI dunno if yours is real Steven π how the hell you managed that josh?
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-01-01 21:43:47 +0000 UTCIve not broken a bone but I dislocated both kneecaps at school and a few times since. The right one still aches in the cold.
Josh Read
2024-01-01 21:17:58 +0000 UTCGluteus Maximus https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/036/026/biggus.jpg
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2024-01-01 21:15:34 +0000 UTCOMG! That's why I've been getting all those weird looks! Egg, and my face, are in alignment.
Stevus
2024-01-01 20:58:33 +0000 UTCI once broke my Gluteus Maximus while Salmon fishing in South Africa. I haven't been able to put my socks on properly since. π
Stevus Minimus
2024-01-01 20:57:02 +0000 UTCRandom question of the day. Have you ever broken a bone? If so what and how did it happen?
Josh sloan
2024-01-01 20:02:43 +0000 UTCHappy New year Josh, hope you have a better one dude. πΊ
Josh Read
2024-01-01 14:36:33 +0000 UTCIt certainly looks a beautiful country I've met a few Australians and you are always friendly nice people π
Josh Read
2024-01-01 14:34:20 +0000 UTCHappy new year! Feliz aΓ±o! Very important to remember the accent over the "n" there so you're not accidentally wishing people a Happy Anus! π
paul
2024-01-01 06:37:09 +0000 UTCAwwww poor Mandy hehehe, Happy New Year Miss Lane ! Lol! Oh and instead of just keeping fingers and your toes crossed, then try what i do which is to keep my earlobes crossed too! π xx
Silly Uncle Andy Farmer
2024-01-01 02:49:57 +0000 UTCHappy New Year Josh. I hope this year is a better one for you fella.
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2024-01-01 02:18:18 +0000 UTCHappy new year everyone β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-31 23:59:59 +0000 UTCYes it is thankyou. I feel extremely fortunate to live here. I wish everyone could.
Stevus
2023-12-31 22:58:25 +0000 UTCI call bullshit, in your dreams mate π
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-31 20:54:40 +0000 UTCVery nice π
Josh Read
2023-12-31 20:38:43 +0000 UTCThe merry old land of Oz π¨
Stevus
2023-12-31 20:35:16 +0000 UTCFair point, statistically, with Christmas being very well known and popular as well as a very common theme employed by most TV shows/sitcoms etc, and cannibalism being almost the mirror opposite of that, it was a pretty astute bet she made there. Still pretty optimistic though π OMG! π‘ moment! Could it be that Mandys optimistic outlook is a kind of survival mechanism/coping strategy due to having to live in Argentina, whereas those of us who live in more fortunate circumstances, don't require that so much because everything's generally gonna be pretty good. Just a thought of course.
Stevus
2023-12-31 20:27:28 +0000 UTCWell Mandy we do really appreciate that you do and all your hard work π
Josh Read
2023-12-31 18:15:51 +0000 UTCHappy New Year Squeaks and everyone here. Have a good night, don't do anything I wouldn't do. All the bestππ π₯³
ππππππ πΊππππ
2023-12-31 17:49:20 +0000 UTCWhat part of the world are you in bud?
Josh Read
2023-12-31 17:36:15 +0000 UTCYay Mandy π€π₯³β€οΈ
Josh Read
2023-12-31 17:33:22 +0000 UTCand HNY everyone! ππ€³ well it is here anyway. Probably a little early for you lot.
Stevus
2023-12-31 17:32:29 +0000 UTCI suspect it's only a matter of time before that policy becomes quite difficult to maintain here too. Clearly we all appreciate the effort you do make though. π€ Yay Mandy! ππ
Stevus
2023-12-31 17:30:10 +0000 UTCSecond prettiest after me π
Josh Read
2023-12-31 17:19:57 +0000 UTCHahaha! I was at it for hours indeed. I have a strong 'no comment gets left behind' policy which I am no longer able to apply to Youtube, but I can here. After Patreons stupid update it became super difficult to find them all so I wait a bit for them to accumulate a bit, but I think I waited too long and had a lot π π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-31 16:34:40 +0000 UTCHe's been wrestling for 30 years or so, quite a big deal but yeah things came out yesterday, a bad man by the looks of it
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-31 16:33:33 +0000 UTCAwww from the that show, never really watched it. Everyone has a face Mandy π you have the prettiest one on the world tho π₯°π₯°
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-31 16:32:24 +0000 UTCI have no idea who that is π³
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-31 16:31:33 +0000 UTCA face!! You have a face!! π€ Haha. This is Stitch! https://images.app.goo.gl/qDHK3RmM6dowfSYbA
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-31 16:30:43 +0000 UTCOoooo look at me I have a girlfriend, grow up josh ππ jk. Whose stitch?
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-31 16:02:28 +0000 UTCIn the words of Stitch, "My fanily is small and broken, but it is still good" π
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-31 16:00:29 +0000 UTCAnd little did she know when she started recording this reaction what the grizzly subject matter would turn out to be. What a trooper!
paul
2023-12-31 12:49:19 +0000 UTCFact!
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2023-12-31 12:35:47 +0000 UTCShe certainly puts in a lot of effort for us. Not many creators do, which is just one of the reasons why she really stands out as the best π
Josh Read
2023-12-31 12:28:27 +0000 UTCHaha, I've just been reading the comments. Judging by the time stamps she was at it for a couple of hours bless.
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2023-12-31 12:04:03 +0000 UTCI love home made potato salad π have a great time with your family Mandy. Me and my girlfriend have rented a cottage with a hot tub for 3 nights we decided to treat ourselves. Josh you look just like my friends son π²
Josh Read
2023-12-31 11:25:51 +0000 UTCWow Mandy, you were very busy last night getting through and replying to so many comments. How long did it take you?
Josh Read
2023-12-31 11:21:21 +0000 UTCI think we all need a bonus New Year video of Mandy reading the article, laughing, then re-watching, then laughing more :)
Mike Miner
2023-12-31 08:31:11 +0000 UTCYour caption for this video says, "Welp I think I made a mistake..."
Mike Miner
2023-12-31 08:25:29 +0000 UTCHahaha, I like the "drink from the can" solution to the old "is the glass half full or half empty" conundrum. I always drink from the can! And to play devil's advocate, yeah it was unrealistic of her to expect this to be Christmassy, but poor thing, how was she supposed to anticipate it being based on a real life cannibalism case! π
paul
2023-12-31 07:15:32 +0000 UTCNoooo you shouldn't work on new years day, fuck Argentina π seems like you have sn amazing family
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-31 03:20:48 +0000 UTCGoing to my brothers for a chill bring and share. I made some potato salad. π New Years Day I will probably work π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-31 03:19:42 +0000 UTCHahaha, I think with this episode I had good reason π€£π
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-31 03:18:01 +0000 UTCJeehz, it is crazy that this is based on real stuff! The world is a very weird place π«£
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-31 03:17:33 +0000 UTCI am shocked to learn this was real. What in the heck? Not very Christmassy π¬π
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-31 03:16:24 +0000 UTCYou know what? Life is too grim to not look for the bright side, even when it isn't there. Lol. π π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-31 03:15:17 +0000 UTCHahaha, I actually picked it up from a Scottish friend. Also, never take Jeffrey's comments to heart, they're almost all just silly tomfoolery. - Yes, moving will be stressful, I am not there yet though. I have been a bit ill lately, so maybe that is what you noticed? Either way, I am good fyi π€ͺπ€
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-31 03:13:14 +0000 UTCThis epsiode was beyond wild π π π
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-31 03:09:46 +0000 UTCIconic moment
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-31 03:09:31 +0000 UTCYou've gotten through so many comments tonight π been great when the wrestling's been boring in parts today. Fuck Chris Jericho, how he's been able to wrestle after the allegations today π³
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-31 03:09:00 +0000 UTCHAHAHHAHAHA! Very true! He knew a little too much π π€£π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-31 03:08:57 +0000 UTCThe copyright bit brought back a lot of memories! Loved how they took it so far! π€£π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-31 03:08:31 +0000 UTCThat is an excellent question. I am currently not sure. I have so much to watch but am curious as to what Mark and Jeremy get into next! π
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-31 03:07:45 +0000 UTCJokes on you guys, I read all of this!! Understood less than half, but still learned all your strange secrets! π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-31 03:06:54 +0000 UTCYou do know nail cutters exist π but like I said if you do put something on them that tastes bad like a spray or cream
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-31 03:05:56 +0000 UTCHahaha, will try hard not to bit them anymore!
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-31 03:04:34 +0000 UTCHahahhaha. It is true, I am not biting them! I am fighting to not do so and let them grow. They have gotten a bit longer now and when I go to bite I remember not to and just check that they are still long with my teeth, lol. I need to stop π π
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-31 03:03:57 +0000 UTCNothing, and I mean NOTHING could have prepared me for this episode, or for finding out that it was based on a real case. What in the heck?
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-31 03:01:36 +0000 UTCπ π
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-31 03:00:06 +0000 UTCI don't know what you mean by "what mistake?" I no longer remember the context. π But just found out this whole topic is real and it is just so disturbing.... πππ
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-31 02:59:48 +0000 UTCSome people in here baffle me but I love it π
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-31 02:58:48 +0000 UTCJesus christ, this was REAL!? How awful π
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-31 02:58:15 +0000 UTCπ¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨ Would have never imagined any of that π
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-31 02:57:31 +0000 UTC1. I have 2 cats, one big boy and a lil lady. 2. Pizza or spaghetti Bolognese 3. Shitty retail job but quite a bit store so should always be busy but I get my people to do more work π 4. Blonde and need a haircut actually π
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-31 02:57:00 +0000 UTC1) Do you have any pets and if so what? 2) What is your favorite food? 3) What kind of shop do you work in? 4) What hair color and hairstyle do you have?
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-31 02:53:43 +0000 UTCAwww bollocks πππ
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-31 02:52:37 +0000 UTCHahaha! Jeffrey's number 6 was pension, not passion! π€£π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-31 02:51:24 +0000 UTCGo on call me a stalker π
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-31 02:48:26 +0000 UTCπ₯π₯³
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-31 02:47:49 +0000 UTCRandom question of the day, how you celebrating for new years eve and new years day?
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-31 00:41:02 +0000 UTCI'm causing no potential beef, I'm a good boy π
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-30 23:43:54 +0000 UTCI can't see who you are replying to Josh because they probably have me on their Patreon ignore list. Who is it? Name names.
Jeffrey44
2023-12-30 23:40:46 +0000 UTCThe best part about the no swearing policy is that when you do swear it packs so much extra punch! π "what in the f**k!" had me rolling!
DriveIn
2023-12-30 23:32:22 +0000 UTCThe weird side of the internet has a thing called 'vore', which (trust me) you don't want to investigate too deeply. I would assume that people who are into it would be the kind of people who sign up to be eaten by cannibals, but I would also assume there aren't very many of them around (what with getting eaten and all).
Z is for Zed
2023-12-30 23:13:13 +0000 UTCI'll be your wife, Moss! π₯² The real-life instance of this cannibal story was also the inspiration for the Rammstein song "Mein Teil". Great song and... fascinating music video, as usual π Thanks Mandy, Merry Christmoss! π₯³
Dextrous (Lewis)
2023-12-30 23:10:57 +0000 UTCSounds like a good balance, although I guess that sorta depends on whether the "kind of" is in reference to the "functional" bit or the "Edie Hitler" bit. Or both! But you can keep that a mystery if you like. π
Stevus
2023-12-30 21:39:48 +0000 UTCI am kind of a functional Edie Hitler. Without the violence or the racism Lol.
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2023-12-30 21:12:54 +0000 UTCSo you ARE the guy they based Eddie Hitler on! Do you also have a penchant for extreme violence?
Stevus
2023-12-30 20:42:38 +0000 UTCIt's like you've known me all my lifeππ
ππππππ πΊππππ
2023-12-30 20:34:31 +0000 UTChahaπ wise words, i can just see you down the pub with your head under the beer tap, mouth open, guzzling Ale, waving the bartender away "no no, don't bother dirtying a glass on my account, i'm just fine here thanks"... SECURITY!!
Stevus
2023-12-30 20:28:56 +0000 UTCHaha, bless her. She's optimistic, but that's a good thing. Some people think the glass is half empty, some people think the glass is half full. I think why dirty a glass, drink from the canπ€·ββοΈ.
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2023-12-30 20:19:17 +0000 UTC1. Women 2. Yes one of my closest mates whose also a YouTuber and a semi pro cricketer 3. Shouldn't even be a question cause God no
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-30 20:15:08 +0000 UTCIt was maybe a bit unrealistic to think a random episode from the middle of a season from years ago might be christmasy? or 'festive' just because it's the holiday season now. But I do admire and appreciate your persistent optimism. π€
Stevus
2023-12-30 19:24:01 +0000 UTCWhat scares you the most? Besides the legend that is Mandy, are you a patreon for someone else? Does pineapple go on a pizza?
Josh Read
2023-12-30 19:15:44 +0000 UTCMate, trust me - I work with em: Scots couldn't care less about cultural appropriation, with the exception of doing their accent badly. ππ
Benjamin Taylor-Yates
2023-12-30 19:07:06 +0000 UTCArse (or ass as an American would say). Flat (or apartment as an American would say). Wee (or tiny as an American would say*). *Although I have heard Mandy Cane Lane use the word "wee" but it always feels like such disgusting cultural appropriation whenever she does. It makes me sick.
Jeffrey44
2023-12-30 19:01:41 +0000 UTCDon't worry too much, she's not actually biting them, and it's only the one thumbnail, it's the why all of a sudden that's interesting. I have a theory or two. But also, the action itself is fascinating. It kind of reminds me of when actors are pretending to eat and they play with the food on their plate then get a bit on their fork and almost eat it and put it down and pick it up and wave it about then almost eat it again etc etc... But also how she twists her hand over to almost 'nibble' her thumbnail like that. Sorry again Miss Mandy if you get to reading this. You're hair looks nice, looks like you refreshed the pink/red π€ππ
Stevus
2023-12-30 18:55:51 +0000 UTCPoor thing; can tell you're a wee bit stressed. Moving can be a pain in the arse, worse when you have to figure out how to squeeze all your shit into a tiny flat. Been there. π
Benjamin Taylor-Yates
2023-12-30 18:37:45 +0000 UTCI think Benny Hill was big in the states.
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2023-12-30 17:03:08 +0000 UTCHaha, didn't have Snoop down as a Benny Hill fan, what's he like! He handled Emu well. Gotta love that laddy 90s audience chanting "Emu! Emu!" like they're at the football! π
paul
2023-12-30 16:58:16 +0000 UTCI know, I've felt like that for a long time. Unbelievably the nineties are now closer to the sixties than they are to the present. π«£
paul
2023-12-30 16:50:01 +0000 UTCFor an episode mainly about cannibalism, piracy, germans, russians and smoking, there was a hell of a lot more "answering the front door" based tomfoolery than I remembered!
paul
2023-12-30 16:38:02 +0000 UTCUmm I think it's called a "guitar" :) It was awesome how he was really playing. And the German "chicken dance" doorbell in contrast was perfection. Lots of layers to this ep!
Mike Miner
2023-12-30 16:31:45 +0000 UTCHaha, how do you know he can't Jeffrey? π
paul
2023-12-30 16:24:13 +0000 UTCYou think just because he is German, he can play the cello? That's racist!
Jeffrey44
2023-12-30 16:22:32 +0000 UTCI feel like if they'd made this a few years later, Henning Wehn would have crushed it as the German cannibal.
paul
2023-12-30 16:04:38 +0000 UTCHe attacked Snoop Dogg as well haha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYFbKJSU9M8
ππππππ πΊππππ
2023-12-30 16:03:50 +0000 UTCHahaha, well maybe Rod/Emu shouldn't have gone after Parky's goolies.
paul
2023-12-30 15:58:08 +0000 UTCYou would have thought that Emu could have at least flapped his wings when Rod Hull fell off that roof.
ππππππ πΊππππ
2023-12-30 15:53:58 +0000 UTCPerhaps the most disturbing thing about this episode was how intimately Roy knew Dominator's toilet habits...
paul
2023-12-30 15:51:26 +0000 UTClove the copywrite advert in this , one of the best bits from the show along with "some sort of homosexual department" Lol , such a great line! even the shopping cart on the floor at that bus stop made me chuckle , fantastic episode . have a great day/night Mandy ποΈπ€βοΈ
TheHigh
2023-12-30 15:47:52 +0000 UTCHaha, did he wing his way straight back to Keith Harris like a homing pidgeon? π
paul
2023-12-30 15:45:43 +0000 UTCMine pissed off. I got the only one that could fly.
ππππππ πΊππππ
2023-12-30 15:39:51 +0000 UTCI just hope she never finds out we've all got an Orville... π
paul
2023-12-30 15:35:46 +0000 UTCThat Guardian article is hilarious. Practically every paragraph has got something just a little bit off about it. It says the victim had "a live in girlfriend". Has anyone ever actually said that in real life? It makes her sound like a servant!
paul
2023-12-30 15:34:53 +0000 UTCDon't tell Mandy we all have an emu. It's meant to be a British secret.
ππππππ πΊππππ
2023-12-30 15:09:55 +0000 UTCYep, that's how it works! It's a bit like how if you frown too much the wind might change and you get stuck like that forever!
paul
2023-12-30 15:09:33 +0000 UTCTime flies as we get older, the 90s feel like 10 years ago lol.
ππππππ πΊππππ
2023-12-30 15:06:14 +0000 UTCHahaha, I know right, who would have thought that Germans could be slightly rigid in their thinking?! The whole article is dripping with sarcasm and absurdity. The neighbours "believed there was nothing odd about the 42-year-old computer expert, whose light burned late into the night inside his creaking mansion". Creaking mansion! Blimey, at the start of the sentence he's just a lonely nerd working from home, by the end we're in horror movie villain territory!
paul
2023-12-30 15:04:44 +0000 UTCWhat was I watching on television recently that had someone answer the door in this manner? It was something in the last few days but I can't think what it was now. Anyway, it's basically how every British person answers the door.
Jeffrey44
2023-12-30 15:01:53 +0000 UTCI can't help myself :)
Hypnobob
2023-12-30 14:59:44 +0000 UTCWhen is Peep Show returning?
Cem
2023-12-30 14:58:08 +0000 UTCDo you remember we were talking about this episode just a few weeks ago? It came round faster than I thought it would!
paul
2023-12-30 14:57:52 +0000 UTCIt "drives me crazy" when people don't get the reference :)
Mike Miner
2023-12-30 14:57:23 +0000 UTCSo by that logic, the guy from Mandy's 'leg' story bit his own toenails.
Hypnobob
2023-12-30 14:56:30 +0000 UTC@paul Yeah, exactly right. If you don't know about this story, this is going to be a very confusing episode! Just re-read the article myself and... well, there's a reason people say truth is stranger than fiction! The whole thing is so bizarre, but this little detail really caught me: "The unprecedented case has proved problematic for German lawyers who discovered that cannibalism is not illegal in Germany."
Mike Miner
2023-12-30 14:54:26 +0000 UTCWow, had no idea about this, nice!!
paul
2023-12-30 14:54:06 +0000 UTCI sometimes wish I had never seen the stuff Mandy watches, but it is fun knowing what's coming and waiting for her to react.
ππππππ πΊππππ
2023-12-30 14:53:54 +0000 UTCThere's somebody at the door. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4xJvxSZ9aI
ππππππ πΊππππ
2023-12-30 14:51:47 +0000 UTCWanting to be eaten is the ultimate fate of those who insist on continuing to bite their nails... π
paul
2023-12-30 14:47:18 +0000 UTCI can only think that literally every single person watching Mandy's hopeful intro was pissing themselves laughing knowing what a mad episode was about to come.
paul
2023-12-30 14:44:50 +0000 UTCYes, this was a very well known news story at the time and happened quite a few years before this episode was made. That's why the audience immediately grasps what's going on. I think I read that Guardian article back in 2003. Just read it again now and there's a lovely bit of insanity at the end: "Brandes spoke good English, he said, and since eating him his English had improved." So there you go, the benefits of being the victim remain unclear, but one potential benefit for the cannibal is improved modern language skills.
paul
2023-12-30 14:38:17 +0000 UTCPotty mouth again π only just realised how much you bite your nails btw, get some shit on them, don't want the skin around them to be fucked β€οΈ
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-30 14:34:07 +0000 UTCI was laughing at the intro "Maybe I'll have better luck this time" haha.
ππππππ πΊππππ
2023-12-30 14:33:16 +0000 UTC"He was a Fine Young Cannibal."
Hypnobob
2023-12-30 14:06:55 +0000 UTCWhat mistake? And if there are people who want to eat someone else then there are always those willing to be eaten. It's probably a sexual thing.
Lee Dellbridge
2023-12-30 13:51:24 +0000 UTCDon't read if squeamish. In the real case of the German "Master Butcher" the only thing the victim got out of it was to share in eating his own penis with him before he was killed and eaten. Even though technically cannibalism isn't illegal the killing was so he ended up getting life.
YearRoundHibernater
2023-12-30 13:46:50 +0000 UTCThis ep made a lot more sense back when this story was fairly well-known in the news: In Germany, a man placed an ad saying he wanted to eat another human... and someone else actually answered it and they went through with it! https://www.theguardian.com/world/2003/dec/04/germany.lukeharding
Mike Miner
2023-12-30 13:44:13 +0000 UTCThank you Jeffery. 1. Yes I do work in a shop and I'm a member of management so I basically do a bit of everything, I open and close the store, I can be on the till, do orders, handle money etc. 2. Ano it was fucking disgraceful wasn't it, need to sack that useless french dinosaur π 3. Yes all the time 4. Android unfortunately but don't need flashy shit in life to get through 5. Fuck the news, fuck the newspapers, only have 1 life so why waste it being scared of the world we live in 6. This is getting morbid now like π I do have a passion but Mandy told me off a few days ago π€£π€£ jk 7. Nah not at all 8. Didn't know that was a thing tbh 9. Hmm not really, my weight goes up and down a lot, once lost over a stone in less than 3 weeks the first time I had covid 10. Too young but I know it existed, is that the show that killed a guy when he fell from a box to his death? Again thanks for that mate β€οΈ
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-30 13:43:02 +0000 UTCGreat! I've been waiting ages for a Josh AMA. Although, anyone else is also free to answer all, some or none of these questions too. I have numbered them for clarity. 1. Do you work in a shop? What is it like? What kind of things do you do there? 2. Did you see that ludacris display last night? What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early? 3. Do you ever feel that you could do better but lack the motivation to do so? Do you feel that you are waiting for a chance to shine but no one is giving you the opportunity to prove yourself? 4. Do you have an Apple or Android phone? 5. Do you worry about events in the news or do you try to ignore them because you are powerless to change anything? 6. Have you got a pension? Do you worry that you won't ever be able to retire comfortably or do you reckon you'll be okay? 7. Are you a religious man? Which religion are you in to? 8. Do you have anyone on your ignore list on Patreon? 9. Do you maintain a healthy diet? 10. Do you remember Noel's House Party?
Jeffrey44
2023-12-30 13:31:42 +0000 UTCRandom question of the day, do any of you guys and Mandy have any questions for me? If so I'll try and answer them for yous
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-30 13:01:48 +0000 UTCFirst π
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-30 13:01:04 +0000 UTC
