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Would I Lie to You At Christmas? - Season 14

OMG THE YEAR IS ENDING, I AM FREAKING OUT!! Also I am very calm and can't wait for it to end, lol. Continuing the festiveness, I bring you Christmas Wilty! Yay!

Be healthy, be happy and be safe! Oh, and stay curly!

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https://dai.ly/k2GtG0Dl8J7alwzNyFa

Would I Lie to You At Christmas? - Season 14

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I skipped watching the nightmare before Christmas and click and collect reviews till I have some peace and quiet and can focus on them

Joshyboiiiiii

๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

Ohhhhhhh!!! Ok, NOW that makes sense!! As always, thank you Danny! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿค—

Mandy Cane Lane

What does this mean, Sloan?

Jeffrey44

I've skipped the films to tomorrow cause I'm off work and home alone so don't panic ๐Ÿ˜‚

Josh sloan

Christmas Crackers have a tiny safe amount of gun powder in them so when they are pulled apart they make a snapping sound, similar to how party poppers have a tiny amount of gun powder in them to pop and propel the confetti. Christmas Crackers also have a joke and tiny prize inside for the person who pulled the bigger side of the cracker apart.

JokerDanny

Yeah I have taken them out of their folders now. Also in case they freak out again, I have made zipped versions which you can try. Let me know how it goes.

Rusty Dog

Man alive computer error messages really have taken a nose dive over the years haven't they? It used to be something reassuringly technical and incomprehensible like "server error 404", then it became annoyingly human and chummy like, "hey there, we're working on it..." now we're into Marvin The Paranoid Android territory: "I'd like to search for your file but I'm feeling terribly depressed..." ๐Ÿ˜†

paul

I have no idea what Jeffrey asked, but that sounds so frustrating!! It is enfuriating when someone keeps guessing the same thing when it is OBVIOUSLY INCORRECT! Lol

Mandy Cane Lane

Wait on stage? Need more info here Mandy

Joshyboiiiiii

Correct Sir! Not sure why, I was only able to successfully download the last XFM. The Wilty and Big Fat Quiz were all "insecure" or had "social anxiety" or something. ๐Ÿ˜… Will try again later! ๐Ÿ’œ

Mandy Cane Lane

Lmao! ๐Ÿคช

Mandy Cane Lane

Lmao, very creative answer Mr 44! It is a lot of things Josh! Mainly backstage stuff. Also let the audience in and if I must, cover for my brother on stage ๐Ÿ˜…

Mandy Cane Lane

You guys lost me a bit, but I feel that for how big Eastenders is in the UK (apparently), that video is criminally underappreciated and under viewed!

Mandy Cane Lane

The comments on that clip are wild! Also isn't the mother just like 10 years older than the daughter? Or is she just really well preserved? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿง

Mandy Cane Lane

๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ˜ญ Thank you ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’œ

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHHAHAHAHHAHHA ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

Lmao Paul, and OMG! They do pop!! I haven't been watching the proper openings hen. Lol. Also I guess the Taskmaster Christmas Cracker task was not the best reference ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Thank you Danny ๐Ÿค—

Mandy Cane Lane

Oh yeahhh!!! I watched it too. No wonder when they played it it sounded familiar ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

Lol! Mandy wants to watch Cunk!!! Heard ir was great several times! And lol to the town sign! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahhaa, I imagine I was incorrect, but yes, this episode had me LOST! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

Oh awesome, thanks guys! Where would I be with out all the help? ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’œ

Mandy Cane Lane

Please don't turn heel on us ๐Ÿ˜‚

Joshyboiiiiii

I take pride in being honest ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Mandy Cane Lane

Are you a family of cockneys? Do you wear a wig? Could your family have been using cockney rhyming slang to refer to your hairpiece? It's just a suggestion.

Jeffrey44

To which the answer was, "it's basically a recorder for wankers". Do Americans say "recorder"? It sounds a bit rubbish doesn't it, so I'm guessing it's UK only. Jeffrey, are you there?

paul

Sadly in my case, this was just before Zelda put the ocarina on the map in A Link To The Past (and then even more so in Ocarina of Time). When I was first learning to use it for the noble purpose of playing the Eastenders theme tune, the response you were most likely to get on the playground was, "what the fuck's an ocarina?"

paul

I was with my family this Christmas and we did play charades - I had to act out "tap dancing" while people shouted "Irish jig! You're doing an IRISH JIG!" at me with increasing levels of conviction and frustration ๐Ÿ˜

DriveIn

Was the WILTY Season 17 Christmas special that you couldn't download, from my server? Because that's there along with BFQOTY 2023. Let me know and I'll take a look at the issue. EDIT: If it was from me, then try again now. DM me if any issues.

Rusty Dog

Best game ever

Josh Read

An ocarina!? Was it an ocarina of time?

Stevus

It never occurred to me before, but there are 3 Jo's in this episode, which in Spanish would be Ho Ho Ho!

Stevus

The stomach acid and bile.

Jeffrey44

What part of thsts disgusting? ๐Ÿ˜‚

Joshyboiiiiii

She does a sword swallowing act. Well, a regurgitation act really. The final trick is her swallowing a phone belonging to a member of the audience and sending a text message from it while it is in her stomach before regurgitating it and returning it to the audience member. It's actually very disgusting.

Jeffrey44

Oh that one is fine. The one I grabbed off YouTube is out of sync and not as good quality as that one ๐Ÿ‘

Danny

Random question of the day. Might have asked this before but ano you work in a theatre but what do you actually do there? Is it multiple things ๐Ÿคท

Joshyboiiiiii

I love the wilty story she tells about dumping her boyfriend (won't go into details here, no spoilers for Miss Mandy!) Shame it was a lie though, would have been great if it were true. Or maybe it was?๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ who can tell? And yeah, cunk is brilliant, I'm sure Mandy will get to it one day.

Stevus

That's a option I suppose ๐Ÿค” patreons assemble and make our wishes known

Josh Read

Mandy to watch all 7000 episodes of eastenders when? ๐Ÿ˜‚

AWR93

That is one large rabbit hole. 37 years of Phil Mitchell in one sitting. You are braver man than me.

Josh Read

The trouble is I'm down a rabbit hole now. I'm watching Phil Mitchell on crack ๐Ÿคฃ

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

Just sharing British culture with her ๐Ÿคฃ

Josh Read

If we carry on Mandy is gonna sneak off and leave us entertaining ourselves with YouTube videos๐Ÿคฃ

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

Have a look at this one Danny. It's probably the same but it doesn't seem too bad on VCL player https://drive.google.com/file/d/1a-jNZdn0l5x7PR-DEFqrI2k-7s2Y_z_h/view?usp=sharing

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

Sounds like it ๐Ÿ™‚

Josh Read

Nice! Maybe being forced to play the Eastenders theme tune in school assembley is a more common experience than I realised! ๐Ÿ˜‰

paul

Same for me in the early 90s ๐Ÿคฃ

Josh Read

Hahaha, amazing! That also just dislodged a suppressed memory of playing the Eastenders theme tune on the ocarina in assembley at primary school in the late 80s... ๐Ÿซฃ

paul

I just watched that for the first time. Wow, that was intense... ๐Ÿ˜‚

paul

Such great memories ๐Ÿคฃ

Josh Read

https://youtu.be/SW9MM1S12Tw?si=wYSwVjdpbRy1JM_t Mandy this is eastenders is 30 seconds it sums up everything you ever need to know about our famous soap opera

Josh Read

Lol. I'm just tinkering with it at the moment to try sort it. Pictures pretty rubbish at 360p but best there is

Danny

I remember that. The whole county had a collective gasp haha.

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

https://youtu.be/qgUf9hlTnnU?si=pUydECunDCDqKD0- probably the most famous doof doof. Though I've not watched it in 20 years. Such amazing acting.

Josh Read

I just tried and had the same problem. These pirates need to sort themselves out๐Ÿ˜†

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

Unfortunately, I've only come across one version of that episode so far, and the audio sync is off ๐Ÿ˜• so it spoils it.

Danny

Mandy, you are our christmas miracle.

Captain Howdy

No. I don't think she has seen any of series 8

Danny

Hahaha! "Jesus was brought up in a stable which ironically is not a stable environment for a child" ๐Ÿ˜‚

paul

โ€œThe monkeys that didnโ€™t turn into humans must have been guttedโ€ฆโ€

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

Not sure what was louder in this episode, Joe Lycett's jumper or the Cockney lad's tan! ๐Ÿคช

paul

Haven't seen Jaws for ages, so I didn't remember Robert Shaw but I just looked up that scene on youtube and it's strong stuff! Diane Morgan was good in After Life, she's even better as Cunk. She has this running joke in Cunk On Earth where she ties it back to Pump Up The Jam every episode and it reminds me of a few weeks ago when Mandy started a video by exclaiming, "Y'all ready for this?" ๐Ÿ˜†

paul

Mandy, I mean After Life the TV series, not when you die๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

Diane Morgan is brilliant, I love everything she has been in. Mandy will get to meet her in After Life when she gets to it. We have a lot of celebrities from Bolton, I think our most famous is Robert Shaw you may remember him as the boat captain in Jaws "Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya" ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

The bit about not just putting ear muffs on the dog but actually "teaching the dog to put ear muffs on" made me think of Karl's version of the monkey going to the moon and Ricky screaming, "they would not make the monkey launch the rocket!" ๐Ÿ˜†

paul

Ofcourse Christmas crackers bang (or more of a snap). Theres a funny little 5 minute video of Will Farrell and Mark Wahlberg opening crackers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9biS_j79eU

Danny

I forgot about that. has she seen it I can't remember.

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

The duff duff thing was referenced a few months ago, I linked you the sound in a comment. It was on another WILTY. It's the cliffhanger thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1iMJNYHe1I

Danny

Speaking of Bolton... Diane Morgan who plays Philomena Cunk is from Bolton. I just finished watching Cunk On Earth this morning. Has Mandy watched any Cunk yet? I don't think so, but I think she'd like it.

paul

June Brown was also on WILTY series 8 episode 9

Danny

The more you talk about where you live, the more I can relate Lol. We have a thing in the UK where towns are twinned with places abroad. Twinning became popular in Great Britain after the Second World War, with the hope that building links and exchanges between individual towns and cities would bring reconciliation and prosperity after years of conflict. I'm gonna suggest this at the next town meeting. https://drive.google.com/file/d/12sCf6SMJhTulmePltL9MadrL4o375acu/view?usp=sharing Great reaction as always Squeaky๐Ÿค—

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

Poor Mandy, tirelessly sifting through the remnants of our culture trying to imagine what Eastenders might have been, how xmas crackers might have worked, who "Doc" Cotton was and whether there was a direct train from London to Swansea. I like the idea of Eastenders ending each episode with a montage of actors' faces! ๐Ÿ˜†

paul

Lady Gaga meets Eastenders' June Brown (Dot Cotton) on The Graham Norton Show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylqQCwvC6Bw I think you will like this.

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

You never lie ever

Joshyboiiiiii


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