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Taskmaster - S8 E8 - Aquatic Sewing Machine.

I don't know if you guys see them or not, but the upside down eights in Dailymotion titles drive me nuts!!! Anywho, Taskmaster Tuesday peoples!!!! This season is turning out to be so much better than I could have anticipated! Woot Woot! Happy Tuesday beautiful people! πŸŒˆπŸ’œ

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Taskmaster - S8 E8 - Aquatic Sewing Machine.

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Hiya Mandy! Ah yes, 🧐 that looks like the ABC Favorit font with the upside down 8s πŸ€“ 17:59 Greg: β€œLou, 2 points” Lou: β€œF4ck off!” lol you can tell Lou’s getting ultra competitive now the season’s coming to a close, and in recent episodes other contestants claw back a point or two from her early lead πŸ˜† wow her lead got halved since the last* episode! 24:20 Ooh ok so they did count Joe’s red ball catches, even though he broke a hole in his bucket and they all fell out! So no β€œno bueno!” After all 😁 5 points for the one blue doesn’t seem worth it! 30:53 Yeah Lou’s ecstatic about Sian’s red ball disqualification, it puts an extra 5 points between her and 2nd place Joe. You’ve seen all episodes, so I can say: that’s gotta be her victory dance right there! πŸŽ‰ 37:27 Hahaha, I’m pausing before that Joe induced migraine gets to you, and you say anything πŸ˜€ I hear your deafeningly silent screams, thinking about Joe and the two ice cubes lol - why not push the ball with the ice cubes in hand?! Argh! (now to resume playback for confirmation…) He even had two ice cubes Mand, buffer it either side with each hand, no brainer! 46:15 Greg already said Veg, so it’d have to be Veginitis - itchy vegetable syndrome to you πŸ˜€ 48:01 Showstopping β€œanticlimactic” ending for Paul there πŸ‘ 49:01 I didn’t think you were able to get close to and touch wild dolphins, not in an ethical kind of way at least! Gotta let them be in charge of the experience. And ya don’t want to get them too familiar with the generally untrustworthy humans. 🐬 50:00 Yeah, Paul threw the money off camera into the box seats where a few lucky audience members must have pocked the Β£200 51:20 Sure thing! You just gotta find yourself a big group of kids to launch tennis balls at, you could make it work 🀣 Thanks Mandy G

π™ΆπšŠπš›πš’ π™Όπš˜πš›πšπšŠπš—

Yeahhhhh go Paul

Josh sloan

Excuse me you're forgetting romesh aka TREE WIZARD!!!!!

Josh sloan

Good choice l. When it comes to volcanoes, South park has amazing advice πŸ™‚

Josh Read

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ romesh coming to our wedding would be wild tho πŸ™‚

Joshyboiiiiii

Haha. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Think this British stuff is finally rubbing off on you.

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

Hahaha, maybe, or better yet, Australian! The land down under where everything is upside down. Lol πŸ€ͺ

Mandy Cane Lane

Sian cheated A LOT too. Haha. Screwed Joe over 🀣🀣

Mandy Cane Lane

Thank you so much Rudi!! πŸ₯ΉπŸ€— Hopefully I make you a wee bit less moody 🀭πŸ€ͺ

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHAHHAA!!! I would love to go to Hawaii, but I am scared of the volcanos. Lol. So, anywhere tropical like Hawaii but without the danger I guess 🀣

Mandy Cane Lane

Lmao, you guys are wild 🀣🀣

Mandy Cane Lane

Alice would definitely be on my date list as well, excellent choice!

JR

I've never noticed that upside down 8. How weird. Maybe they were going for the Spanish theme !?‘¿

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

Can't believe Sian cheated. I'm disappointed :) Amazing that Paul won one!! Glad it happened for him. I could never have imagined the context in which 'aquatic sewing machine' was used.

Rusty Dog

Haha, classic stuff! πŸ˜†

paul

There is always parking, just wait for one of them to bend over.

π‘­π’†π’Šπ’”π’•π’š 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

Hahaha, "Hi, I'm a big fat lad and I've got three big fat lad mates... can you book us in for the Crystal Maze experience? One question: are there parking spaces for unicycles?"

paul

I call it 'Fat lad on a unicycle'.

π‘­π’†π’Šπ’”π’•π’š 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

Haha, nice! It's like one of those psychological ink blot tests. Everyone can see what they want to see in it!

paul

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ It's abstract art haha.

π‘­π’†π’Šπ’”π’•π’š 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

Another good random question as always Josh. Man, so many things get on my nerves. Lies is a good answer. My pet peeves probably line up quite neatly with Karl's: lies, bullshit, "fun" (as in "organized fun" as Karl puts it). Probably bullshit for me. It just feels like we're drowning in bullshit these days with the news, the media, the internet, etc. Where's Bullshit Man when you need him? πŸ˜†

paul

🀣🀣🀣

Josh Read

Lateness for me. Drives me insane 🀬

Josh Read

Poor Mandy, we do give the poor woman a hard time 🀣yeah I'm sure I will

Josh Read

Haha, Randy Mandy! πŸ˜‚ "Which five blokes would I like to go out on a date with?" Yeah, cos that's a totally normal question! I think that's why Alice has gotten roped in, so it's not just Mandy sat awkwardly round a restaurant table with five dudes off the telly! Hope you enjoy the Paul Chowdry podcast. If you keep scrolling you'll see he's had a lot of Taskmaster related people on.

paul

She certainly does. She comes across as such a nice polite shy lady too. She should change her name to Randy Cane Lane. That's very true. Cheers for that. I'll have a listen later when I finish work.

Josh Read

She just always has to take something sweet and make it filthy, doesn't she? I like how she included one woman and she picked the woman who, pound for pound, most resembles her! Red hair, pale skin, red lipstick... The podcast is a bit tricky to find for some reason, so I'll put the link: https://podcastindex.org/podcast/3712427 It's called The Paul Chowdry Pudcast.

paul

It was a simple wholesome question and Mandy had to go and spoil it with inappropriate language. That will be a great night out. I didn't know he did a podcast. I'll have to give that a go

Josh Read

I'll make sure I get romesh to fly over and sing it live for us πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Joshyboiiiiii

Oh and by the way, I know Paul Chowdry came across as a bit of a dope on Taskmaster, permanently bemused by what was going on, but I've listened to his podcast a bunch of times and he seems very intelligent and quick witted but also very chill and polite.

paul

Also Stevie, is your new avatar meant to be you in a wet suit depicted using a dailymotion 8? πŸ˜‚

paul

Happy birthday!! πŸ₯³ 93 eh? What a year...

paul

Good question! I think for a normal night out (trust Mandy to make it a sexy night out) and limiting it to series 1-8 to avoid spoilers I'd go for Noel, Mel, the two Tims Key and Vine and my namesake Paul (Chowdry, not Sinha). If I had to pick the 5 people from a particular series, I think series 1 had the best chemistry. I think apart from Frank they were all mates with Little Alex Horne already.

paul

Haha, but that don't use that as an excuse to cloroform your bunkmate and run off with his body! πŸ˜‰

paul

Thank you for putting a smile on my face by uploading taskmaster & wilty. There easily the best thing on the telly & your the best company to watch them with. Have a great day yourself.

MoodyRudi

Thank you Mandy and Josh!

AWR93

It also happened back in the episode 3 live task when they had to put sleeping bags on and use a skipping rope. She won that task but they gave Iain 5 and Lou 4. I mentioned it on that episode. 100s of episodes and I think these are the only 2 scoring mistakes and both went against Lou lol.

Lee Dellbridge

When you're younger you can eat what you like, drink what you like, and still climb into your 26" waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age, 24-25, your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag, and without any warning at all you're suddenly a fat bastard

π‘­π’†π’Šπ’”π’•π’š 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

It will probably be Tree Wizard as I believe both the bride and groom like that song. I didn't even realise they were engaged. Congratulations to you both.

Jeffrey44

Here is a link to the Taskmaster YouTube channel community post about it. The link will probably only work on a computer... https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkxkgo9ibubq2BQaJFsmsE_NrbnjZtDeS29

Jeffrey44

WrestleMania night 1 main event, forget cm punk vs Seth Rollins it'll be the random question of the day on a pole match, the battle of the josh's 🀣🀣

Joshyboiiiiii

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Joshyboiiiiii

Random question of the day ©️ Josh Read. Where would you like to go on holiday?

Josh Read

I would recommend Bird Bites, Dog Cries by Hatebeak.

π‘­π’†π’Šπ’”π’•π’š 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

Yes just to hang out with. They are not just date things. Good choices though. For me Rob beckett, Romesh, Rob Gilbert, Lou and Al Murray

Josh Read

I could record it and send it to you on VHS, or if you are lucky enough to have internet access, it should be possible to find the episode online. It will be on the Taskmaster YouTube channel from 3rd January (or January 3 as an American would say). I'm not sure if it will be censored or edited (like removing the breaks) on there though.

Jeffrey44

I'll sue you for copyright infringement πŸ˜‚

Joshyboiiiiii

Don't you be stealing my gimmick 🀣🀣🀣

Joshyboiiiiii

Those are still date things! Lmao. If you mean just to hang out it'd be Bob Mortimer, Rhod Gilbert, James Acaster, Time Vine, and Jessica Knappet! How about you?

Mandy Cane Lane

I'm gonna assume you don't have social media cause you didn't say dick pics πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ who would ever lie to you tho πŸ₯Ί

Joshyboiiiiii

And theys nobody I love more than you either cutie 🀭🀭

Joshyboiiiiii

Ohhhh ffs πŸ˜‚ blame Patreon the useless fucker

Joshyboiiiiii

Thank you very much Josh! That is very sweet, and there is no one I would rather be than me! πŸ€—πŸ₯°

Mandy Cane Lane

Yes a night out a meal cinema trip and a drink. Not a night in. You embarrassed yourself there Mandy 🀣

Josh Read

Lies! (This was meant here!)

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA! The app updated the comment as I hit reply! The "lies" was the answer to what irritates me most in life.... I hadn't even seen this comment. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Mandy Cane Lane

Today's random question of the day well for me at least πŸ˜‚ so when we get married what would you like to the song we first dance too as a married couple?

Joshyboiiiiii

No it's fucking not!!!!! Wow I opened my heart out to you πŸ˜‚

Joshyboiiiiii

Lies πŸ˜ƒ

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahhaha! You are awesome Terje!! πŸ₯°

Mandy Cane Lane

Oh shii.. just realized you said night out and maybe didn't mean it as a date thing. Haha, totally different answer that πŸ˜…πŸ€£

Mandy Cane Lane

5? Oof, let me Google who they are real quick! -- Ok, on Goole now. 5 is a lot πŸ˜… and most of them are too old, (especially now) But let's say I was unbothered by age, or they were all age appropriate. (Yes, I am an overthinker) Not sure the order but : Joe Thomas, James Acaster, Rhod Gilbert, Alice Levine, and Noel Fielding πŸ˜…

Mandy Cane Lane

RIP indeed πŸ•Š

Mandy Cane Lane

Aww, thank you! πŸ₯° And the 8's have been driving me crazy for a while now, figured I'd share. πŸ€ͺ

Mandy Cane Lane

Happy birthday ❀️

Joshyboiiiiii

Mandy please just never change, don't change for anyone or anything, your personality, the way you are, your looks are perfect and we're so lucky to have you as a part of our lives ❀️

Joshyboiiiiii

Oh, sneaky stuff, did not catch that and am surprised she didn't protest. What was the other time? πŸ€”

Mandy Cane Lane

Ouch, you already made me feel old! Haha, but I do like the idea! The issue is where do I get a hold of the episode? πŸ€”

Mandy Cane Lane

The TM is too funny 🀣🀣🀣🀣

Mandy Cane Lane

"Greg" on a foot 🀣

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHHAA! How can I trust myself when I can barely remember what day it is? πŸ˜…πŸ€£

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahahhahaha! There might be a similarity, but I don't hear it. Ricky's abuse is very different than Gregs 🀣🀣🀣

Mandy Cane Lane

I feel so identified when people mess up words. Words are hard! πŸ˜…πŸ€£ And the Xfm was so great, I am happy with how that one turned out!

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahhahaa! Yeah, I messed up on the syllable count, but can't blame me for trying πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ€ͺ -- Also you are very welcome Ryan 🀣

Mandy Cane Lane

It bother's me way more than it should πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahhaa! You guys are too much! That hair gif was hilarious, and also -- HOW DARE YOU?? That upsidedown 8 crosses a horrible line. 🀣🀣🀣

Mandy Cane Lane

Happy Birthday Darlin'!!!!!! 🌼🌈✨πŸ₯‚ Hope you have a fantastic night and an amazing new trip around the sun! πŸ€—

Mandy Cane Lane

Random question of the day. What's the thing that irritates you most in life?

Joshyboiiiiii

Apart from enjoying the legend that is Mandy, what else have you done to have a good birthday?

Josh Read

Thank you Mr 44 .

AWR93

Happy 30th, Arthur.

Jeffrey44

Thank you Josh!

AWR93

Happy Birthday πŸŽ‚ πŸ₯³ πŸŽ‰

Josh Read

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ thank you Stevie

AWR93

I'll say it while Jeffrey is thinkingπŸ˜…. Happy Birthday fella.

π‘­π’†π’Šπ’”π’•π’š 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

I want you to say happy birthday to me jeffery please

AWR93

Are you wanting people to say Happy Birthday to you? I will do, if that's what you want.

Jeffrey44

1. Thank you 2. Yes, please make a video like that. I'd like to see it. 3. I like the weather-sharing.

Terje FlΓ₯gan

What a great treat for my birthday to watch some taskmaster with Mandy!! πŸ₯³

AWR93

Out of all the past contestants which 5 would you go on a night out with?

Josh Read

RIP to the poor people who died in the storm ❀️

Josh Read

I wouldn't have noticed the 8s if you hadn't pointed them out. It's always a good day when Mandy is happy.

Josh Read

I almost did a spit take at β€œvaginitis” πŸ˜‚ plus just after β€œwet bravery”, Greg said something about being nimble, and I misheard it as β€œnipple” πŸ˜‚

Ryan W.

In the beachball task Lou was faster than Sian but they gave Sian 4 points to Lou's 3 points. That's twice this series Lou got screwed out of a point.

Lee Dellbridge

Hello there. Bear with me a moment, I think the maths (or math as an American would say) works out here. If you do S08E09 on Boxing Day (or Tuesday December 26 as an American would say) and S08E10 on the 2nd January (or January 2nd as an American would say) you could do Taskmaster's New Year Treat 2024 on the 9th January (or the second anniversary of Bob Saget's death as an American would say) before you start series 9 (or Season 9 as an American would say). One of the contestants on Taskmaster's New Year's Treat 2024 is less than half your age, so you may want to leave it until he isn't, in case it makes you feel very very old. It's up to you, of course. What do you make of that idea, though?

Jeffrey44

Sorry to hear about the loss of your Abraham Lincoln. In the UK, we recently lost our beloved The Queenβ„’ so I do have some idea how you must be feeling.

Jeffrey44

Hahahahah, amazing... 🀣🀣🀣

paul

I can't talk though. I put a wet suit on two years ago, I looked like a string of sausages.

π‘­π’†π’Šπ’”π’•π’š 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

I think Josh Widdicombe would be the easiest contestant to draw, because you could just write "GREG" in the sand

Robert Allen

Hahaha, I think he has! Crystal Maze: The Big Fat Lads Edition!

paul

I think Jeffrey just found a way to make The Crystal Maze twice as funny.

π‘­π’†π’Šπ’”π’•π’š 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

I like how every week you seem to be less and less confident that you're watching the right episode... πŸ˜‰

paul

Haha, Jeffrey to the rescue with a solution!

paul

Hahaha, they're having a laugh though! Who has that many friends? And how many of them would still be friends after they've got locked in in the Medieval Zone with Mumsy.

paul

I think they will let teams of 4 play if you are all big fat lads. Phone them up and say I'm a big fat lad and I have three similarly sized morbidly obese friends. What is the worst they can say? Don't forget to ask about food.

Jeffrey44

Oh, it says you need teams of 8. I don't think I have that many friends πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

π‘­π’†π’Šπ’”π’•π’š 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

Is it me or is Greg's excited high pitched exclamation of "It's Little Alex Horne!" not a million miles away from that screechy sound Ricky makes at Robin Ince. I feel like it's the same kind of friendship dynamic, thankfully more benign in the case of Greg and Alex! πŸ˜…

paul

Oh wow, if you're that close to it you should go! The lady "Maze Master" on that website looks a bit like the sole actress from Gay! The Musical... πŸ˜†

paul

OMG, she does lol. I missed their mention of The Crystal Maze I had to go back and check. I have just learned that this is 20 minutes from where I live... https://the-crystal-maze.com/manchester/. I'm gonna look into it.

π‘­π’†π’Šπ’”π’•π’š 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

Did you notice they mentioned The Crystal Maze near the start of this? This was also the first episode I realized Lou is blatantly dressed as an early 90s Crystal Maze contestant. How did I miss that?

paul

Haha, "wet comma bravery". Personally I could have done without "vaginitis". I mean it's not even a five syllable word! πŸ˜†

paul

I loved that little sympathetic laugh you did when Ian stumbled slightly over the word "Taskmaster" when reading out the card and said something like "Taskmasketerer". Thanks for this and today's youtube video. Amazing how even a few quickly cobbled together dvd ads are still hilarious when Karl's involved. And I like how you teased tomorrow's xfm, can't wait! πŸ₯³

paul

Well thanks Mandy, now I can't unsee the upside down 8 and I can't unhear "wet bravery" haha!

Ryan W.

Whelp, now I can't unsee those 8's anymore πŸ˜‚ It's also the same for the 8's in the quality

DahDutcher

I'm glad that the wind didn't get hold of you. At 5ft 3in with that hair, you would have ended up in Peru. πŸ˜‚ πŸ€— https://media.tenor.com/kLQIu7Uz1-8AAAAC/wind-windy.gif

π‘­π’†π’Šπ’”π’•π’š 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆


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