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The Office - Christmas Special - Part 2

The finale!!!!! Woot woot! Definitely some surprises!!

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The Office - Christmas Special  - Part 2

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8:59 some people have said that is the reason lol

Nathan

Dawn reminds me of you in a way. You're such a talented artist in multiple disciplines that I wish you followed your passion in that direction. (If you still have that passion of course!) I'd sign up in a heartbeat if you did a separate Patreon for your artistic creations.

Matt Tracker

Hahahhaa! Sounds like a lot of Hollywood movies to be honest. 😅😅

Mandy Cane Lane

The only issue I have with this is everything Gervais did since. Tim and Dawn was perfect, but suddenly in all his things (without Merchant) there is a beautiful woman who loves him despite him being an appalling wanker.

Mark P

Hiya Mandy! 1:08 Mandy: “Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on earth?” I remember being asked that by my friend’s mum when she picked us up from junior school in the 80s 😀 Ok, what-about this one? Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it? Ooh, It’s christmassy! 9:0 Mandy: “That’s like saying men wear ties to have an arrow pointing at their junk!” Or to draw your attention to my eyes 🥹 I always cite my sources: “Psychology does not, as yet, understand necktie choices for men. However, it’s clear necktie choices fall into the purview of body image manipulation.” - Susan Krauss Whitbourne, Phd, Psychology Today, March 2017. “A tie is your genitals, symbolically. It is a gigantic phallus, wrapped around your neck.” - JheriCurlFuckboy, Reddit, October 2017. Shiii… - didn’t know Nat Geo was disappearing off the face of the earth, Seems like owners Disney have had a rough year, and Nat Geo hit the chopping block! Kids nowadays, just don’t read anymore ☹️ 10:10 Mandy: “that’s not what I heard” … “big jugs, baby will be fed” Well, sometimes there’s truth in advertising, 😆 it’s an “honest signal” My sources agree with your big-jug theory 😄 “females possess ornaments whose signal meaning is directly related to factors bearing on reproductive success.” - John G. H. Can’t, “Hypothesis for the Evolution of Human Breasts and Buttocks”, The American Naturalist, Feb 1981 (https://www.jstor.org/stable/2460501). Also Alfred Kinsey reckons "the buttocks are the primary sexual presentation site in primates” and “Some anthropologists and sociobiologists believe that breast fetishism derives from the breasts' similarity to buttocks, but instead provide sexual attraction when the body is seen from the front” - Cultural history of the butt, Wikipedia. 15:51 Mandy: “Are chickens only born in spring?” LMGTFY - Farmers in the 1700s found that chickens born in the spring brought better prices than those that had gone through the winter. When they tried to sell the old birds as new spring born, buyers complained they were no spring chicken. Take your pick, spring chick! 🐣 Ha! An autumn chicken you say? Weathered from the cold harsh winter during such a key developmental stage in your life. Oh dear, just had a gruesome thought, if a spring chicken were human, how old would it be and why? Spring chickens are plump and ripe for eating, so … when are humans most plump and ripe for eating? 😬 🤣 Or to put it a more savoury way, what are the human spring chicken years? 😅 Don’t answer that! 16:30 Mandy: "That dial tone, sounds exactly like the one they used in pink Floyd, the wall” Okey dokey Mandy, let’s compare - https://youtu.be/cZ9mtd08rc0 The Wall is definitely sampled off an old analogue phone, pre-digital, so only captures frequencies between 300hz and 3.4 khz. Fortunately for you, when the phone networks introduced digital signals, they reproduced the same frequency limitations, cos people were used to it, and it allowed them to squeeze more bandwidth out of their digital cables. So Brent’s dial tone has the same boxy low pass filter. Also!!! It’s a UK dial tone, which always sounds the same when calling a UK phone, it’s the combination of 350 Hz and 450 Hz tones. you’re probably more familiar with the constant 425 Hz tone found in many other countries. It’s funny, we can tell when we’re calling an international number, or when one of our friends is out of the country, just by recognising the “foreign" sounding dialtone when calling them. 29:35 Mandy: "Men fall in love with what they see, like he says, and women fall in love with what a guy does” I've heard it explained this way: “women fall in love with how a guy makes her feel”, so what a guy does is merely a byproduct of how it makes her feel. Both more true than what he said. 😁 39:38 Tim’s working!!! Tim’s working!!! He’s on the phone! Lol - you said in another video we never see him do ANYTHING 😀 Caught ’im! 41:22 Mandy: "It breaks my heart just to see him all giddy, because I know it’s all fake” I think you’ve got it the wrong way around there with Brent. When Brent walks into the office “all giddy” I don’t think that’s fake, he is in his essence, that’s him being most true to himself, he is feeling it. Unfortunately, his jokes don’t land, he doesn’t read social queues, he doesn’t recognise the many flaws in his personality, and so life gets in the way, life brings him down, he’s been to the school of hard knocks! 😀. I know people who are very extroverted yet find it draining, and need to disengage for some lone time. We’re not literally layered like an onion 😄 peel off the sunny disposition to reveal a bitter, lonely interior 🧅 44:05 Nah that office’s not just viewed from a different angle, they’ve moved the furniture too. Brent would definitely be standing where Tim and Gareth’s desks were. 50:45 Mandy: “What’s up with people who can do that, what the hell?!” What, burping on command? 😄 If you figure out how to do it, I'll take a masterclass off you 👍 1:01:18 Alison Moyet - Only You https://youtu.be/FH8Y6nN7N1E a great 80s song, memories for you too? 1:03:09 See? It was more than just what he did, it was how he made her feel 🥰 (57:12 - in the car, opening present + note on drawing) Sending feelings of warmth and fuzziness your way 😊 G

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Wow what a great show and ending, quite gutted it's over tho

Josh sloan


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