Sell you a Bridge chapter 252
Added 2022-09-05 18:31:46 +0000 UTCJune 3rd 2016 Advent Manor, The Nightside 6:00 PM EDT
We went back to Julian's. It was our only real option for long term habitation, and it was looking like we might be here for a while. I'd been hoping this would be a quick trip, but given the stall in our search it might be a week or two at least. I'd be going crazy the whole time, but it could be worse. At least we had a safe place to stay. Plus I was happy for Jim, I knew he would be happy to spend more time with his old friend.
When we made it back I slipped off on my own, and pulled out my phone. This entire experience had made it clear I needed to take this place more seriously. My friends and loved ones were in danger here, and I needed to do something to prevent that danger from being fatal. I wasn't planning to make us all immortal or some stupid shit like that, not that I could afford it, I was strong enough to protect them as long as nothing came along and one shotted them before I had a chance to do anything about it.
In the spirit of that necessity, I started scrolling through my phone, looking for anything I could use. I was up to a hundred and twenty five thousand points, which was pretty damn decent in terms of spending money, and being able to use my power directly to substitute points was a game changed in terms of saving up, but there was still plenty of things I didn't have enough for. I could probably cheat a bit with my ability there too, but even if I did it wouldn't be too much, and my head would be soup after.
I scrolled through emails, looking for anything decent I could try. Defensive artifacts, miracle healing drugs, protective amulets, there were dozens of potential avenues I could take, but despite the usefulness of them, nothing seemed like what I needed. A single use item wouldn't do it, I would need something more...repeatable. This place was far too dangerous for me to count a single item to protect anyone no matter how useful or powerful (and some of there were both, the fucking golden fleece was actually listed on here, though I couldn't afford it) so I needed to find something more.
There were plenty of possibilities, but I found myself unwilling to commit to anything that wasn't perfect here. I knew it was petty, but if I didn't get exactly the right ability I was putting everyone at risk, and I knew if that happened I would hate myself for rushing it. It was worth taking my time to identify just the right ability to get, and I had settled on an ability. Finally though, I found something perfect. A do it yourself kit that would teach me a skill and give me the materials to get started on the project.
The kit purported to teach the user how to make 'Voo-don't dolls', a term I was positive was both made up and probably offensive. The basic concept was a sort of reverse thaumaturgical link the bound the doll to you backwards. When something should happen to the person, it would happen to the doll instead, creating a substitute for a dangerous or life threatening attack or a dangerous spell effect. The doll would be destroyed from most any dangerous attack, but it would provide a single use shield that would keep the subject of the doll safe against mostly anything.
Making the dolls was complicated and required a shit ton of magic and a piece of hair or skin from the subject, but you could make multiple dolls at once, allowing me to protect everyone I was here with, and not just one person. It was exactly what I was looking for, and when I clicked the button I was happy to see the hundred and ten thousand points vanish as I bought it, along with ten thousand dollars from my bank account that I knew I wouldn't miss. I was still one of the richest people in the world, and money was pretty much literally no object to me.
As expected there was a knock on the door, and when I opened it, a box sat outside in the hall. The knock had been quiet enough that the others hadn't heard it, so I pulled the box into the room and shut the door, not wanting to explain anything to anyone who didn't know. I picked the box up easily (with my strength I could have lifted it if it had been made of lead as easily as wood) and carried it over to set it on the bed so I could open the thing up and look inside at what I was working with.
The box was unique, as most of them were. A worn but pretty wooden trunk with a leather handle and a series of stickers all over the outside. The stickers were beat up and faded but mostly in the shapes of odd things I didn't recognize, symbols and logos that belonged to strange places and groups, though most of them involved death from what I could tell. I didn't know where this had come from, but wherever that was, it had seen plenty of use there.
I flipped a pair of brass latches next to the handle and opened to big trunk with a creak, staring inside to see what the kit looked like. I was somewhat underwhelmed with what I found. The inside of the trunk was faded yellow plaid, sectioned off into small boxes with various materials. Cloth thread, a few vials of odd dust and several nails that looked old and brutal. The big iron kind you see in objects from the early twenties sometimes.
There were no dolls, not premade ones, which made sense, because the book that came with the thing was pretty clear that you needed to make them from scratch for them to work. They were complicated magical foci, and honestly without my perfect memory and my sky high dexterity I would have been worried about being able to remember and sew in all the complex patterns needed to create one. Lots of tiny symbols and formuli that needed to be woven into the doll itself during creation, an amount that almost anyone but me would have probably needed literally months to fashion.
With the combined talent for deft motions and the memory I was pretty sure I could do one in a few hours, but the sewing wasn't the only step. I would probably be better served asking Zee for a hand with the first few, just to make sure I didn't miss any details. If I learned it right I could make them even without the kit, but that required understanding the directions, not just following them, and I wasn't a tithe on Zee in terms of magical knowledge.
Luckily calling her up here was easy enough, all I needed to do was reach out through our bond internally, and she headed right up. She knocked on the door perfunctorily but opened the thing without waiting for an answer, which drew a smile from me. Rather than simply come over to help though, she walked up to my, yanked me down into a hard kiss, then smacked the back of my head and told me. "You're an idiot."
I grinned and chuckled at her, rubbing my head as if it was sore despite both of us knowing she was incapable of hurting me like that. "Yes dear. What specifically did I do this time to prove my idiocy? Just so I can avoid repeating myself in the future. Finding new ways to prove how stupid I am is what keeps our relationship fresh." I felt her love for me through the bond, so I knew she wasn't really angry, just making a point. Despite her scowl though, I also felt a surge of affection at my comment, even though she rolled her eyes on the outside.
She kept her disapproving expression pasted on her face despite knowing I could feel her emotions. "Because this isn't your problem. Or at least, not only your problem. You think we haven't felt you up here lambasting yourself about not finding Kit yet and worrying about how to protect us? Hell, Artemis knew what you were thinking even without being able to read your heart like we can. Drea figured since you needed my help you would be more willing to listen while I tore a strip out of your hide for being a presumptuous moron."
I was surprised to hear her talking to me like that. Not because of the emotions, I could feel those, but because Zee wasn't the type to get genuinely mad. She twisted the two of us around her finger and left us tied in knots when she was mad, and mostly we barely noticed it happening. She didn't really do berating. I was about to respond, but I figured if she was saying it like this I'd better listen, and I put my hands up in surrender.
She gave a satisfied nod. "Good. Now I felt like I should nip this in the bud, because you've been getting more and more in you own head again lately. Once again you're acting like everything is up to you and on your shoulders, which means you aren't letting us help. Don't think I haven't noticed the neat new magic you have here by the way, but it isn't as important to me as you are. We are a family. You, Drea, me, Morana, we are bound, forever and always. You know that. So stop acting like you're protecting a bunch of helpless idiots and start acting like someone who knows we love him and want him to be safe as bad as he wants the same for us."
Her violet eyes blazed with righteous fury as she glared up at me, and I smiled at her softly as I leaned down to kiss her again, pulling back afterward enough to make sure I could look her in the eye still as I rested my forehead on hers. "Yes love. I'm sorry. I can be a bit slow, but you two always manage to pull my head out of my ass when I get back to my old tricks." I gave her a sly look. "Now, having been taken to task, how about you help me put together these dolls to protect everyone. Since, you know, I was asking for help in the first place."
She snorted. "Using me for cheap manual labor isn't asking for help. Just because I have big tits doesn't make me an airhead, Morgan O'Malley." She bumped me aside playfully with her hip. "In fact, I'll be taking charge of this project, as punishment for your presumption." She stuck her nose in the air with a sense of feigned dignity, despite both of us knowing she really just wanted to be the first to play with the new magic. I didn't mind though. She was right, I wasn't in this alone. As long as everyone could be kept safe letting her take charge wasn't a problem.
She leaned down with a solemn expression, picking up the booklet and flipping through it cooly. Each page that passed left her looking more and more intrigued, until she finally dropped the pretense completely. She looked up at me eagerly with big starry eyes. "This is fascinating baby! I've never seen anything like this. I've used thaumaturgy before of course, but nothing like this." She continued babbling about the magic as she took stock of the resources in the kit, figuring out how we could make more dolls when they ran out and how many we had enough for. I just smiled at her fondly and put my arms around her waist, letting her lose herself in the project as I committed the details to memory.