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How to Seem Wise

The same thing goes for touching someone else’s phone. You know they’ve used it in the bathroom, then washed their hands, but didn’t wash the phone. Really, you shouldn’t borrow another person’s phone unless you’d be willing to hold hands with them after they use the restroom without washing their hands, or let them caress your face.

Knowing that I feel that way, you can be sure that if I ask to borrow your phone, it must be an emergency.

How to Seem Wise

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Or steering wheel.

Glen Newsome

I've always thought the same thing of belts. When have you ever washed a belt or your belt buckle?

Adam B.

It's true. I am.

Scott Meyer

"I am another man" :D :D

Bjørn Larssen


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