I debated whether to share this here. I'd hardly call it a "reward" to place this in front of your eyeballs, but I shared it elsewhere, and it feels wrong to leave you guys out, so here we are.
Rack-Coon made a post a while back about a JP themed BE story. I encouraged it. And then this idea materialized in my brain. I had to give life to the abomination. The universe demanded it.
I give you: Miss DNA
Sorry.