Episode 776: Anti Woke Water, Banning a Book about Book Bans
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‘Anti-woke’ water becomes a hit for conservatives who brag about the ‘unapologetic drink’
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When I had hand surgery I came to as they were wheeling me into recovery. One of the nurses said “yeah, your heart stopped for a while during surgery.” And I yelled “OH SHIT” then puked.
Bra Straps and Bitch Slaps
2024-07-05 03:16:52 +0000 UTCAll I could hear was Katie from Werewolf Ambulance saying, "His hotdogs are on the outside!" OMG that poor guy :/
Emma Crawford
2024-07-05 02:46:42 +0000 UTCJust had my first colonoscopy and after they couldn’t find a vein in my arm they put it in my WRIST! Going under with the mask on I started getting anxiety but next thing I knew I was waking up and my buddy was there to pick me up and we started talking music
Anthony Fieno
2024-07-04 18:43:13 +0000 UTCCandied bacon and ice cream would be the end of me. I'd shit myself so hard it would set off a heart attack.
Jay Voigt
2024-07-04 18:24:49 +0000 UTCMy weirdest anesthesia experience. I got shot in the neck in Iraq, I was flown to a combat support hospital and had emergency surgery. I was given a horse dose of morphine or fentanyl in a ditch by a road during a gunfight and that was the last thing I remembered. So when I came to in the combat support hospital I went into full blown panicked hulk mode. I destroyed the recovery room trying to get to my weapon and I hurt several people before they could get me under control. It's not as funny when I say it out loud as it sounded in my head.
Jay Voigt
2024-07-04 18:20:29 +0000 UTCDude, Cecil the fireworks have been terribly obnoxious here in Seattle this year. It sounds like Baghdad circa 2004.
Jay Voigt
2024-07-04 17:49:02 +0000 UTCI never learned anything about firework safety, I just got lucky and didn't lose any limbs somehow.
Jay Voigt
2024-07-04 17:47:43 +0000 UTCH2Own the Libs
Alex
2024-07-04 17:22:08 +0000 UTCI was out while my wisdom teeth were being extracted. I woke up to the sound of the saw cutting through my gums.
Aaron Rodriguez
2024-07-04 12:40:20 +0000 UTCI’m not in the medical field - so this may no longer be true - but I read a few years ago that doctors don’t really understand how anesthesia works - they just know it does and how to administer it
Winter wiorkowski
2024-07-04 08:58:19 +0000 UTCI had some close calls when I was younger, but I got it out of my system. These days I would rather watch Fireflies than fireworks.
TreeHuggerPestControl.com
2024-07-04 01:43:38 +0000 UTCSo I went fully under several times for knee surgeries. Waking up feels like I was hit by a train in winter in short. I was cold because the operating room you’ve been in for several hours is like 55 degrees to slow bleeding. Everything is sore because you haven’t been able to move for four hours and you’re stiff as hell. You can’t move because they have stacked 40 lbs of hot blankets on top of you. Your throat hurts like hell because it’s had a tube rammed down it and the lube is stuck in your throat like a giant ball of snot. You are thirsty as hell but they won’t give you water for fear of you puking, and you have to piss but your body has forgotten how. Yeah it’s highly unpleasant.
Richard Stifle
2024-07-04 00:12:40 +0000 UTCI had a colonoscopy and endoscopy performed on a same session, in a expensive right-sided clinic in Chile. I was sedated. Everything went fine. Eventually, my wife told me that, when I woke up and was ready to go, the staff brought me a wheelchair... that happened to be red colored... and since it was the color of "the revolution", I just got up, raising a fist, screaming "Communism!" while trying to get closer to the chair. My wife then had to explain to the anti-communism staff that I'm just a stupid person that finds funny to say that anything that is of red color... is a communist version of it.
Diego Guzmán
2024-07-03 21:47:36 +0000 UTCI had back surgery in my late 20's due to an injury. Pretty standard going unconscious story. However, when I came to, I had two extra punctures in my IV arm, my lip was busted and the knuckles on my right hand were bruised the same way as when I would break boards. Apparently my fight or flight response is pretty strong towards fight. I've warned all medical pros that I do this, just as a warning.
Steven Bickel
2024-07-03 20:28:15 +0000 UTCI learned about firework safety when my brother had a Roman candle blow up in his hand. He wasn’t hurt, but god damn it was so close.
Richard Stifle
2024-07-03 19:34:22 +0000 UTCWhen I had my wisdom teeth removed, I had a similar experience. After they injected the sedative, I blinked and my mouth was suddenly filled with cotton. I had expected more, from time travel.
WelcomeToFalse
2024-07-03 19:04:38 +0000 UTC
