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Pick The Next Book!

Which book will we force Tom and Cecil to read next?! Please vote below and we will read the book that has the most votes.

1. Scientific Facts In The Bible: 100 Reasons To Believe The Bible Is Supernatural In Origin (Hidden Wealth Series)

2. Urine Therapy: Nature's Elixir for Good Health  

3. Natural Cures "They" Don't Want You To Know About  

4. Quantum Healing (Revised and Updated): Exploring the Frontiers of Mind/Body Medicine 

Comments

I found what you should actually be reading: A blog called "The Secret of Lion's Paw Sri Lanka" It's David Icke to the n'th degree. <a href="http://dragonspaw.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://dragonspaw.blogspot.com</a>

Person from place

@waiting 4 wrath shh shaye

spencer

What if I want to use the Quantum Healing no one wants me to know about to prove scientifically prove 100 urine therapies?

Waiting 4 Wrath

You should just read them all, in order from most votes to least.

Skeptically Sanchez

Hate that Ray was born in the same country as me. At least he is in the USA now!

Coach Cameron

Please oh please have our good friend David with his velvety pipes from or book of Mormon announce the winner!

Princess Thunderballs

just read it

Doomtooth

<a href="https://latestnewsdaily17.blogspot.com/2016/09/when-dead-come-calling-signs-that.html?m=1" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://latestnewsdaily17.blogspot.com/2016/09/when-dead-come-calling-signs-that.html?m=1</a>

Doomtooth

I take it back, now that I know this is a faceoff between scientology and a different book, science in the bible seems like a good fix.

Sarah Fullerton

Maybe I'm too late, but how about "Natural Harvest – A Collection of Semen-based Recipes"? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/shop/fotie-photenhauer/natural-harvest-a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/paperback/product-20052760.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.lulu.com/shop/fotie-photenhauer/natural-harvest-a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/paperback/product-20052760.html</a>

Sakashite Fukasumi

I concur, all five would be great! I was leaning to the Urine Therapy...because really? But I had to finally go with Quantum Healing - I am a masochist :).

Shelly Younger

Please drop these and do The Sunfood Diet Success System by David Wolfe.

Brian Bowers

HARDEST CHOICES EVER!!! although I still want to hear Tom react to the urine on someday. I also listen to Sawbones, and peeing on things comes up A LOT.

Sarah Fullerton

Three fake medicine books? Way to split the vote! (which is fine with me...scientific bible all the way).

Elvis Manson

I would sooner decline a hundred free drinks than pass up the opportunity to make Tom and Cecil read a book by Deepak Chopra.

Tyler

Would have loved it if you guys picked "The Secret" to shreds. One of the biggest piles of BS between two covers. Have fun whichever one you end up reading.

Lina Malina

My vote is for your to read all of these books. That would keep me laughing for a long time.

Marie Smith

What Urine is loosing come on people.

Kevin Lieder

Are you kidding? Urine Therapy. Tom being quizzed on Urine Therapy is like a Trump responding to federal judges. amazing.

Shane

Urine Therapy, for sure!

Tammy DeWael

Where's 5. All of the above.....?

Stewart Brown

Wait, so you're not supposed to flush urine? I must know more.

Hassan Ben Sober

All sound brilliant but must go with Comfort's alternative scientific facts.

Allan Walls Photography

Seeing how the new age "everything is connected" mumbo jumbo is slowly creeping into the mainstream, i'd love to see the 'quantum healing' book get torn through.

Ilya Rutitski

How he gets 100 scientific facts would be a fun fact to know. Don't want to read it myself though.

FRED R GROOTHUIS

Just reading the Amazon reviews for that bible fact book got my blood boiling. It needs the gloryhole treatment

Ian

If it's not next, can Urine Therapy be after your next one?

Sean Oakley

I believe the obvious choice is Urine Therapy but it'll be necessary to test the proposed cures.

Chris Littrell

Ray, then Deepak, then please PLEASE do LRon's dianetics!

Caz Bailey

Definitely Ray Comfort. I have a copy of it and it still perplexes me as to how he came to the conclusions he did

Dean Paxton

Whichever book is chosen; please please please buy it used. Do not give any of the authors credit for selling a new copy.

Eric the Baker

Not expecting a Reasonable Doubts level criticism of the bible, but it would still be hilarious to hear Tom and Cecil tackle it!

Shu Muramoto

It's hard to follow David Icke, but drinking pee for health is fucking amazing. Whether that book is chosen or not I hope it is an option on every survey until it has its day. I want to know what the hell that is about, but not quite bad enough to buy and read it.

Trev

I'm with you. I regarded that as the worst choice and therefore the most entertaining choice. That got my vote.

Dave Ligblurt

I think it should be Trump: The Art of the Deal.

TheronDragon

I read the 'hidden wealth' metaphor/parable and knew straight away it had to be Comfort.

Lawrence Mahmood

Aaaaand, nvm. Looks like commenting on Patreon mobile is still not working for any of the people I support. Anyone else having this issue on iOS' Patreon app?

KRiS

Huh. On Patreon mobile, I don't think the poll is showing up. I voted in the comments section because I didn't realize there was an actual poll.

KRiS

Surely it has to be Deepak: his brand of quantum consciousness is unprecedented.

Drew Wadd

Always fun to rip Ray Comfort a new one.

Mark Hersman

Deepak is the most deserving of ridicule at the mouth of the gloryhole given his credentials (and lack of) and popularity but any of these books would be fun!

Kevin Gould

I'm pretty sure Tom's head will explode if he has to read Depak

Bloodcream Lahtáy

Awe come on people don't you wanna hear the guys talking about drinking pee?

Skeptic Sarah

I'm too curious about the pseudo-science-wrapped prosperity gospel. X3

Krafty

I was going to vote Depak, but then I saw Ray Comfort's name.. Time to take down the Banana King.

Zichago

I read Natural Cures. It is mostly standard vitamin pseudoscience, but any time he says something "edgy" he puts in a link to a website instead of in the book. I think it was to be able to shake up potential lawsuits.

Daniel the-vegetarian-blacksmith Sullivan

NATURAL CURES! You have to read it because *they* don't want you to!

Kathleen Hurley

CHOPRA

spencer

Dammit, I wanted to vote for "Art of the Deal" by Donald Trump

zedd_d1abl0

It has to be quantum ballsack.

The Lizard Queen

oh come on! how come urine is not on the lead. it's almost as good as poop.

kittensandpuppies

Delightful choices, thanks!

Dr. H

Urine therapy is established in the Islamic tradition. It is explicitly stated in the Hadith that camels urine is a fine cure for upset stomachs.

Zaid Samaraie

Ugh. So many. How about all?

Secular Logic

I though the David Icke book was a nice aside from religion, especially christianity, but still allowed them to be funny and skeptical. I think the next one should do the same.

Anonymous

So that's what trump was doing in Russia... therapy

Scenic City Skeptic

I will be deeply disappointed if I do not get to hear Tom lose his mind reading Deepak and Cecil's attempt to summarize that madness.

Angela Adcock

Screw everyone who is not voting for Urine Therapy

Charone Frankel, host of the delightful podcast Habeas Humor

The are sound so deliciously awful that I could not make the Sophie's choice. Sorry

Cynthia Abawi

C'mon, guys! We might as well have them teach us Science, because our new government certainly won't.

Adorable Bastard


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