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HERO: Stand-Up Paddleboarding Toni

BINGO !!!!!

And then a hero comes along …
With the strength to paddleboard
And you cast your fears aside
Toni fire up those THIGHS …

You’ve had the board so long.
Pilates has you made strong
And you're finally up on twoooooooo feet
Toni, a hero lies in you

Comments

Looking sexay AF in that suit! I love it!!! Where can I get one?!?!

🧂Salty🧂

Okay the editor.... 👍 👏

🧂Salty🧂

Omg I love it!!! Y’all are the best

Karen Wilson

I’m tearing up too…downstairs 🫣 Ryan’s voice 🥹

Josh Delagarza

I want Ryan’s shorts!

Josh Delagarza

Love you guys!

Heidi Elizabeth Bailey

I have just joined your patreoen, having a crap day today and this made me laugh so much!

Heidi Elizabeth Bailey

Your butt definitely looked good. Would love to paddleboard... I'm not sure I'd fair as well 😅

AllyBallyBoo

Lmaooooo!!!

Right

Everyone needs a friendship like this.

Jaime Meade

I sing this song to myself now often. Brava

Emily P

Sooo cute

Ally Sip

This video is amazing! #YouLoveToSeeIt Let me know if you ever want to go SUPing together :)

Melissa Mansfield

I love this so fucking much! Don't retire Ryan!

Cassie Miller

You can absolutely do it!

Danielle Bailey

Fuck ya! This video made me smile so much. Good on you!

Jazz Rafuse

VICTORY!

Nikki Bo-bikki

Yus Queen, smashed it! And the support from Ryan and Sophie was top notch. Tge editing on the video is also fab. I really love you guys! 🤩

Amanda the Star 🌟

This made my soul happy

Amelia dowe

Toni has always been my hero but Ryan will be if he can tell me the brand of that green jacket.. 😁

AL

Yassssssssssss ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Sarah Moncur

PS. Happy Birthday Toni 🥳 x

Hannah Hawes

👏🏼 Yes Toni!!! Look at the pure joy on your face when you made it up 😂 nailed it x #wet4life 💦

Hannah Hawes

Fuck yeah Toni!! Wet for life.

Look at moi Kimmoi

Also... Not me sitting here for half the clip not knowing Toni has a tattoo on her leg and wondering why the FUCK the water isn't washing away all those sand globs stuck to her leg. 😂😂😂 At one point I thought it was sand oainted onto her leg before I realized a tattoo was a better explanation 😂😂

Narutoman1234

💀💀💀

Narutoman1234

🤣🤣🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 ya live to see it!!

Abbey Clark

Epic.

Lacie

Yyyyyaaaaaasss!!!!!!

Anthony Welker

Go Toni, I have been wanting to invite you paddleboarding so I can teach you, but then I remember that you actually don't know me, and I just feel like we're mates. However, if you're ever heading to Bendigo, bring the paddleboard and I'll take you for a paddle on the lake (it's much easier than the sea)!

Jessie Mack

This has absolutely made my year

Maidie Widmer

Good job, Queen! Also, love seeing the tats in all their glory

Emily Schmemily

Well done not an easy feet that's for sure 🌟 I have had my paddle board for two summers and yet to stand .....that shit is hard work so well done .

jennifer earl

Love this so much 👏

Sonia Jones

I have been following the whole of the paddle board saga (as I am also the person that buys the paddle board without trying it) and this feeds my delusion to buy a full set of crochet materials without knowing if I can do it

Laura Enright

I just laughed and cried in this video. Best. Video. EVERRRRR 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

dRuckett

This is so fucking wholesome!!! 🤍🤍🤍

dRuckett

Yesssss you smashed it ♥️ I just would've fallen back in and given up. So proud of you.

Natskiski

This has been the highlight of my week 😂😂😂

Jen Brown

Yay, congrats Toni!! The board almost looks like it could do with more air plus it looks like it’s 10 foot which can make it harder for a beginner so actually super impressive that you did it🩵🩵

Jasmine Reeves

YAAAAAAAASSSSSSS TONI!! You are a fucking rockstar 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

Lindsay Lou

Fuck yeah go toni 🤠

cindy trezise

Pop off paddle boarding sis!!!!

Ddw

Not my 3 month old staring at me while Ryan’s singing thinking “what the heck….” 😂

Jaymee C

WAY TO GO TONI!!!! So lucky to have a bestie like Ryan to help support and push you along! I was hoping to see you guys on a houseboat vacation while doing this though... is the houseboat still in the plans?!

Mobert McJones

An absolute hero!

Natasha Wilson

Ahhhhh AMAZING 😍😍

Liana Brunettin

And this is why I freaking love you both 🩷

Sally Dalwood

Fuckin oath Toni!! You nailed it! You are the hero in all our eyes 👀 🤠

Andrea Godwin

Crying, laughing, throwing up. Absolutely pissing at this. The commentary, the support, the photage, the song, the serenade. Proud tarp moment 🩷

Lily Rose Christie

I love everything about this!! Go on Toni smashing it!! Well done Ryan for the amazing support provided!

Jonesy

Fuck yeah toni, so proud of you. Ryan 👏 that was beautiful. Someone send that in to the music label I reckon we could get number 1 xmas song this year. Can you send me the mp3 file so I can make it my ringtone.

Damian Spiro

So proud of you Toni!

Mark

Yall…do I need a stand up paddle board ????????

maka king

Absolute legend. Toni is my hero! I’m just so proud of you!

Kayla Flint

Get it Toni!! It looks like the board is way under inflated, which makes the standing up of it all even more impressive!

Allie Kornahrens

I never thought I'd see the day Good job Good job Toni

MANKICKIN

Amazing! Well done Toni! We always knew you could do it! You put everything you had into that and we are so proud! #youlovetoseeit

Leslie D

Yes!! Get it girl!! 🙌 I have zero upper body strength, so I'll just live vicariously through you 😅 #youlovetoseeit

UNREAL POTTS

We need an edit of this where its an action film. Something is in the water and only a woman wet for life is up to the challenge

Stacia Abner

That was real "dad letting go of the bike" energy when he went for the paddle

Stacia Abner

I love you both so fucking much!

Kendra Lancaster

So proud of you!!! This was so fun!!! Ryan’s song was so cute and special! I have an inflatable paddle board and you have to pump it up much more then you think and it will be much easier to stand up on 🙌🏻🙌🏻🥰🥰🥰

Taylor Hindle

YAAAAHS TONI!!!! She is every woman’s hero

Kelsea Watson

YOU LOVE TO SEE IT

Cassie Smith

SHE IS BEAUTY SHE IS GRACE

Gwen Eckhardt

Slayyyy Toni!!

ICantFindThePlugToTheMiniFridge

And you know what.... inflatable SUPs are SO much harder than solid ones. SO MUCH! you did so good babe!

Simone Bykerk

Fuck yeah Toni!!!!!! Ryan, great song but FUCK YEAH TONI

April Maguire

Amazing Toni!!!! So proud of you!

Natalie Reeves

This should be entered into film festivals. What a fucking beautiful story. Score is stunning too. Seriously though, what a moment. Toni, you are my hero. Monday through Supday.

Jessica Bannister

And Ryan.. that song was elite!! Actually prefer it over all Mariah Carey songs combined 😁

Melissa Kaye

Fucking proud of you Toni!! It takes guts to try new stuff as an adult👏🏼🤩 🏄🏼‍♀️ #inspirational

Melissa Kaye

FUCK YEAH TONI!!! This made me so happy on my way to work this morning.

Isaac Quick

I’m so fucking proud of you Toni!!! 🏆🥰 Ryan, I think you might be nominated for a Grammy for that song 😂

Katie Ferguson

I fucking approve this video!!!!!

ScottE_

It happened! IT HAPPENED! You did it! 😭 this is incredible! The inspiration we all needed today from the Queen herself, Toni SUP Lodge.

Hannah Haegele

Well done Toni!!!! Was not prepared for a shirtless Ryan, talk about six to twelve. 🥵🥵🥵

South Yorkshire Griffin

We’re gonna need to edit the Live from DCI intro music now….

Belinda Parish (Peter Bol-inda)

‘Toni Lodge, she’s our lord. She’s standing up on a paddle board!’ 🎶🎵🎶

Belinda Parish (Peter Bol-inda)

I came here to say the exact same thing! 😂

Belinda Parish (Peter Bol-inda)

Love love love!! Way to go Toni!! 💕💕

Tabitha French

You love to see it!! I tried a stand up paddleboard for the first time this year and struggled to stand up. Realized I didn’t have enough air in it and once it was fully inflated I did it! And felt like a frickin hero when I did.

Paige DeMuth

Am I watching this at 12:35am? Yes. But was that EVERYTHING I ever needed? Also yes 👏

Jake Eddy

Love this!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Alitia Gordon

LEGEND!!!!

Katie Kat

Yay!!! She did it!!

Mel McCaffity

Omg! Yay! I bought a SUP when Toni did and used it the first time at the end of August this year. I loved it but also was sooooo bad haha. Then wanted to do it again but live in Alberta and well summer was over 😂

Zoe Gilfillan

Pop off paddle board sis!!!

Katy Bee

I didn’t want to be a c**t and say “there’s not enough air in the paddle board,” but there’s not enough air in the paddle board. Mom Sophie should’ve added a bit more! We usually go up to 15 psi!

Venessa Léger

We need to see Toni’s gopro POV when she fell on that last one😂😂😂 WAY TO GO GIRL I COULD NEVAAAAA

Taylynn Sandlin

After this I now know I can do anything. Love you, Toni!!

Brian Cant

Love!!!

Laura Bigelow

Let's goooo!!!!

Emily Burningham

The slow motion 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Alesia Mustico

YAASSSSS!!! #WetForLife

Tristan Bohlmann

Swear to god this is the best fucking money I spend every month. You fucking love to see it Toni!!!

Jane Elliott

Well said, no notes 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Jayde Claudi

the screen cap 😂. i thought this was a bottomless paddle board session. wet for life!

Heddin Jury

I am pissing myself laughing over the whole thing, this is amazing!! “Get the paddle, c*nt” sent me 🤣 Also, as a fellow curvy girl, who doesn’t like her thighs, thanks Toni for getting yours out! It’s so nice to see normal bodies and helps give me confidence to do the same and enjoy the beach and pool more since I am also #wet4life. Bloody love you two, thanks for making me smile! x

Jayde Claudi

YASSSSS QUEEEENNNNNNN

Tiffany

Absolutely an amazing friendship. Congrats on standing up, Toni! When does Ryan's first album drop?

Julianna Richie

Love this! 🧡✨

Nadine C

YESSSSS TONI!!!!! This has made me whole day!! You’ve done it!!!!!!

Alex Tate Beall

We love to see it!

Danielle

So proud of you Toni!!

Meghan Olbrys

Absolutely amazing Toni!

Stephanie Provence

Great work Toni! Beautifully done 🥰

Chantal D

Absolutely amazing 👏

Stacey Giese (rhymes with easy peasy)

WET FOR LIFE!!!!

Megan S.

Omfg this is my favourite video ever 🤣❤️ you guys are so funny and silly ❤️❤️❤️ wet for life babaaaaaayyyy xx

Lauren Siataga-Tuia

This friendship is what dreams are made of.

Danielle Weston

Incredible! Go Toniiiii

Aiko Resendiz

Congrats, Toni!!! PS: Make sure the board is inflated enough - I shoot for about 13 psi on the inflator pump (it should feel solid, not squishy). Much easier to stand up! 🏄‍♀️

Prison Mike

This is amazing I love you guys so much 😍💕 #wetforlife

Shaz Ryan Johnson

Get it, Toni!! 🩵

Amber Hogue

You’ve inspired me, I need a paddleboard

Shannon Shore

Love you two!

Andrea Jaszczuk

🥳🥳🥹

J. Scott Samuel

YLTSI!!!!!

Samantha Frazier

OMFG, TONI, I'M SO PROUD!!! You fucking go, queen! That was the comeback of the year!

Robert Roth

The singing 🤣

GKG

This is absolutely fucking great! You go toni!!!

Justine Mahan

My 4 yo got so excited when she saw Toni standing up!

Liisa Kohvakka

Yltsi!!

Liisa Kohvakka

This is the best thing I’ve seen on the internet this week!

Peta-Maree

This is bloody hilarious!! BINGO!! congrats Toni, never doubted you

Kasey Adams

Fuck yeah! Awesome job Toni 😍😍😍

TFleck

The pure joy on her face 🥹🥹 well done Toni!!!! You fucking love to see it!!!

Alexandra Hanna

So fucking proud of you Toni!!! 🥰🥰🥰 kicking goals and smashing life - absofuckinlutely love to see it!

Brookee

I need a Ryan in my life

Darcie Lily

"Alright - get me that paddle, cunt" Ded.

Barbara Please!

Hahaha this was bloody brilliant! You legends!!!!

Chuck Manning

Pop off, stand up paddle boarding sis! I love to see it!

Kayle

I know this video is supposed to be about Toni, and you love to see it!!! But you also love to see Ryan with his shirt off... WOOF!!! SEXY BEAST!!! 😈

Trevor Scott

Wet for life! Way to go Toni!

Amanda Wyatt

Ya fucking love to see it!! So proud of you Toni!! Xx

Kristen Erin Clement

Ya absolutely love to see it

Kim Holland

I always thought these boards were solid, but they bendy

Little Woot (wouter0612)

Hell yeah!! A true inspiration to us all to stand on our own two feet no matter how unstable we feel!

Pinja Tammipelto

Why is this the most inspirational thing I’ve seen all year??? ❤️

Caoimhe

"I'm gonna piss on this paddle board" Redacted

Little Woot (wouter0612)

Go Toni!!!!!!

Nicole Slocomb

Yewwwwwww

Liz Pepper

Tears 🥹 everyone looks so happy. Well done babes! 🫶🏼

AndreaV

Go Toni!

Kirsty

WOOP WOOP! You go GLEN COCO! LOVE BIG J

Joshua Lorenzo-Thatcher

I could not love something more! From LT to TL your are a fucking LEGEND!!

LT

BINGO!!! Wet for life!!!

Sam Sharazi

That was the most inspirational thing I've seen.

Elizabeth Taylor

Fucking amazing 😍

Becca not Becky

The tenacity! 👏

Nadine Luensman

Woooooo hooooooo! Way to go Toni! You started the fucking blog!

Lucie Williamson

TONI! TONI! TONI!

Emma Smith

LOVE LOVE LOVE this! Toni! Look at you GO. Also Ryan, loving the jacket 👌

Katie Brown

Paddle-tastic!

Paul Fratto

The absolute joy! Well done!!!

Jodi Edington

In the name of our lord, Toni Lodge

Grant Collins

Yes Toni!!!! Smashed it!!!!! #WetForLife

LottDog

Go on Toni!!!

Isabella O'Connor

Is the intro now gonna say toni lodge she is our lord she finally stood on the paddle board 🤣🤣

Anderson James Edward Cook

BIINNNNNNNNNNGOOOOO

Ryan Jon

BINGOOOO

Daisy-May C

BINGO

Libby Payne

Fucking legend! And the song was beautiful 🖤

Sarah Karns

You're a fucking legend!!!!!!!! Love you x

Kylie Keirl

What a QUEEN

Rebecca Johnson

That is my love to see it for the year!! So proud of Toni

Elizabeth Waring

honestly, best thing I've seen in yonks.

Fi Staff

INCREDIBLE

Katerina Schmeeaars

Fuck yes🙌🏻 utter legend🤍

Ky

This is seriously everything I needed to end this year on a high. Never stop being wet for life, Toni.

Mark Peter

"Get me that paddle cunt!" Lmafo. Fuck me dead This single fucking video makes the subscription worth it..... I'm aware I'm a fucked cunt so I'll just say it. The slow mo of Toni eating shit right over the front of the board made me piss. This video is one of the greatest thing that exists on the internet. I am probably going to watch this like 500 times. If you all get paid for view you're going to make a fucking mint off of me

Anya Love

Good night sweet angel Shannon - Songbird Ryan

Ryan Jon

Possible ... also good hustle from you scouting more work! haha. - Ryan

Ryan Jon

This is amazing! Congrats Toni ❤️

Kelsea Barrett

Absolutely insane. You are my hero Toni💕 congratulations

Kate Kissell

I love this so much!!!! Woooooooooo Toni!

Alyce Galea

Massive congratulations, Toni!!! Absolutely incredible!!!

Kaylynn

And Toni face planting in slow mo made me shit

Steph Tilley

Congratulations

Hayley Agras

This is the Christmas Hallmark movie we asked for. 👏🏽👏🏽

G-Rat 🏳️‍🌈

The song literally made me cry

Steph Tilley

Fuck yes Toni you legend! 🥰

Rachel H

There is no way you would catch me on a paddle board!! You are an inspiration! But I’m not going to try it

Estelle Whitby

First off, congratulations toni!!! So proud of you for using your paddleboard!! Love to see it, Second, it might not be inflated enough but I'm not sure. Mine is also inflatable and it gets solid but it takes a lot of effort, I'm also a big guy and I find inflating it more helps balance on it. But really first time paddleboarding when there's small saves is really tough so you did great!!! Good job 👍👍👍

Christopher Ruiter

Whooooo. Well done T-Lodge. Loving your hair right now, loving Ry’s green jacket too. In fact, just loving you all just now

ZozoLAM

Why was I crying!!!!! As much as Ryan likes to poke fun about it, he was the one in the water with Toni supporting her. TRUE BEST FRIENDS. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH TONI!!! You legend, my queen!!!! The TARPers are SO proud of you

Jamie Si

You’re my inspiration Toni

Rachel Bickerstaff

You did it! Do we have to change the DCI intro now? Hahaha

Sketchy Ant

Haha I was just thinking the same thing

Sketchy Ant

Amazing!!! 😍😍😍

Eve Schults

Congrats! You've finally done it! 👏👏

Millie Ryan

Yes Toni you fucking Ledgehammer!!!

Niamh Bell

I was literally about to go to bed when I saw this post and audibly gasped and had to watch it immediately. Haha. Yay for bingo!!

Shannon Coyle

What a weapon you are Toni 🤙 nailed it.

Sarah Galvin

This is amazing! 🫶🏼 Ya love to see it!🏄🏼‍♀️

Sarah Martin

Toni. The myth. The Legend! I loved the ending too, was beautiful. Ryan's rendition of Hero will forever live in my brain

Natasha Fury

I’m not crying! You’re crying 😭 OMG Toni, that proud look on your face and the love and support from Ryan and Sophie ❤️ you absolutely love to see it!! There is literally nothing you can’t do!

Sara Grubb

"Get me the paddle conte" 😂

Liv A

When is the single “A Hero Comes Along (Two Feet)” release date?

Ben Twigg

Awesome job!!!

Deanna

TONI!!!! You go girl! Well done! (Bring bring, bring bring) Wait! What was that?? I think it's the Australian Olympic Committee calling to sign you up babe!! You bloody love to see it!

Helen Waggott

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day!! Might have cried a little 🥹

Georgia Gasper

That is fucking inspirational and you are a Queen.

Fiona Foxx

That was amazing

Ashleigh Finnin

Pop off SUP hero sis!! So proud of you!! ❤️ Also, Ryan, that might be my favourite song/performance of yours so far!

Kira Orsini

Being wet for life looks good on you Toni! Pop off paddleboard sis! 💅🏻😅

Rani

You are far braver than I! POP OFF SUPQUEEN

Katie McAdam

Pro tip from an also wanna be stand up paddle board user... blow that bitch up more. Also use it like a canoe. Way more fun. Noice ab work though x

Natasha Goodchild

I have never felt more proud of someone. This is basically my olympics. I’m sure your mum would be so proud you kept trying and didn’t give up, the determination in your face. Also, I’m also excited for Mabel too, cos if Ryan encourages her like he did you Toni, that kid will run the world. 💜

Renee Jamieson

I’m not crying, there’s just something in my eye

My_Unfair_Lady

Huzzah!!!

Ramil Sales

Oh my gosh! I'm so proud of you Toni! ❤️❤️

Suzanne Turner

Toni you’ve made us all so proud! Ryan you’ve made all of our ears bleed 🤣🤣🤣

Hollie Kohn

This is exactly the content I want to see 🩷 also your paddleboard isn’t inflated enough just FYI 😂

Anita Pearce

This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen! And the camera angles are exquisite 👌

Molly “The Poor Man’s Toni” Brennan

You ripper!! Well done Toni x

Hannah Jones

The production value 👌 🙌 👏

Ebony Jordan

Girl! Looking amazing!!! ❤️❤️

Lauren Rowley

That's awesome 😎

Patrick Black

Way to goooo!!!

Caren with a C

Congratulations!!!!

Eloise Benj

Congratulations for standing up on a paddlebpard. I do wonder how that‘s gonna affect the intro of DCI 🧐

Max Dockhorn

History has been made today 🥳

Rachel Blume 🌸

That last fall at the end looked like it hurt

Ashleah Kay

Wooooooooo bingo Bango bungo

James Soltani

Pop off paddleboard sis! You’re a superstar ⭐️

Hope

Yay Toni!! The paddle board has finally been in the water. So proud 💙💙

Asha Scriven

So proud of you Toni!

Jane Power

I NEVER thought I would live to see the day. Magical Toni ❤️

Teegan Lea

Toni!!!! This is legendary !! So proud of you 🤩🤩🥰

LindsayWilson

I can't walk without falling but I still cry laughing at this 😂

Liza

Also Toni your hair is super cute in that bun

Gabrielle Hanington

I am so proud of you Toni!!!!!! 🍑💦👅😍😍😍😍

Elly Rose

Definitely not pumped up enough 😱

Meg

Yas Queen!!!

Christopher Ruiter

QUEEEEEEEEEEN! Stand Up POP OFF’l Boarding!

Annesley Clark

WE MADE IT!!!!! Please everyone forget that moment when I was against one of the bingos and the rest of TARP was for that bingo 😅

Little Woot (wouter0612)

Idk if I can handle this much bare Toni leg 💦

Jackie ✨️

Go Toni!!!❤️❤️

Ben bover

And that’s a bingo!

Dasha Lagria

Go toni!!!!!

Ashleah Kay

Toni please 🥵🥵🥵🥵

Jackie ✨️

This is amazing! YES TONI 👏

Lauren Lewis

Yessss toni!!!!!!!

Gabrielle Hanington

Wooohooo! We knew you could do it Toni!! 💛

Josh Clausen


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