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From the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #037

Welcome to blog 37, and episode #8 of A,Blog,C’s! The blog where I write about the first word that comes into my brain based on this weeks’ letter!

Today we’re working with the letter H.

I mean immediately my head goes to HOLLLLLYYYYYWOOOOOOOOD (even though I’ve never been…) but I don’t feel like I really have anything to say about that except for the fact I haven’t been.

I just typed ‘random word starting with H’ into google and the second word that came up was haircut. And even though we DON’T endorse coincidence chat - given today’s episode, haircut feels a little too close to home 😂

My brain has just wandered as I’m sitting here, feeling a little bit hungry and also a little bit like I need to poo, and my brain has stumbled across Haribo gummies. They are so fucking yum, but they’re not reallllly the right texture to me. I think I’m more of a soft gummy gal rather than a chewy gummy gal. I know they really had their moment online though, remember when they went va-va-va-viral for the sugarfree Haribo candies giving everyone diarrhoea? (surely you’re now understanding why I mentioned I needed to poo (just a little bit))


I was just about to compile a bunch of HILARIOUS reviews about the sugarfree Haribo bears, but I see Buzzfeed has already done the work for me! 

Ya love to see that.

What has unexpectedly made you shit?

Love ya!

Toni xxx


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