April 2022 Poll - SHOWER THOTS; Bimbofication Shampoo
Added 2022-04-04 15:10:51 +0000 UTC
Thots? In MY shower..?
NEW! IMPROVED! VA-VOOM!
From the makers of the 'SUCTION-BIDET', comes 'SHOWER THOTS'- a new 'one of a kind' line of HAIR CARE PRODUCTS brought to you by MORPHO INDUSTRIES!
The shower is YOUR DOMAIN! Proclaim your station and tell the world: "I AM a thot and I will NOT have thoughts!'
Our fast-acting 'SHOWER THOTS' shampoos and deep conditioners will do the thinking FOR you. Work into a lather and soon you'll be the bubbliest thing in the room- ...and with our soap, that's saying something!
DISCLAIMER: morpho industries is not responsible for the damage of any property, intentional or otherwise, due to the transformative nature of some chemicals. Use recommended amount ONLY to avoid unwanted side-effects.
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oh my internet went out just as i tried to post this.
... im going to change my freaking service provider this month
Poll runs until April 14, 11:59pm EST!
