QnA 54 Audio!
Added 2022-05-11 02:42:48 +0000 UTCThanks for the great questions!
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Not even a joke. While I was listening to the show, my idiot dog went outside, broke out of the fence for the first time in two years, and had an intimate rendezvous with a porcupine. She got a fancy mustache implanted the hard way. I don’t believe that listening to this show was the direct cause of this random act of stupid because This Dog. She has committed many an unforced error in her short life, and this was probably yet another one like the time she decided her 40 lb potato-shaped self was way more badass than that moose. But, her poor life choices once again necessitated that I drop whatever I was doing to take her to the emergency vet. So have a couple legal questions related to this nonsense: Can I now sue the porcupine for the vet bills, and the emotional distress of dealing with my PoRDS while she was high as a condor’s booty after anesthesia? For instance, can I be compensated for the ten years she shaved off my life when she started screaming like a dying rabbit at 2 AM because she’d rolled off her bed and didn’t comprehend that she still had feet? What about damages for that prick making me miss my first live OA? Do I call the Sheriff or the Game Wardens to serve the porcupine? In case it’s relevant I live in Maine, but my county has tried repeatedly to secede to Canada (the NBs just keep saying “Sorry!” and the Québécois keep yelling at us to “go boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person!” And that’s sorta rude because I’m the *daughter*of two silly people. Yay Also. What’s the statue of limitations of the assault that moose perpetrated? I don’t think it has a self-defense claim when it’s an 8’ tall antlered monster truck deer that weighs more than both my cars and my dog is the Wish.com version of a Thylocene sired by a dachshund.
Molly Jane Cyr
2022-05-13 01:50:28 +0000 UTCDo you mean AED (or was that the whole joke)?
David in Brooklyn
2022-05-12 21:45:05 +0000 UTCI'm waiting for a soundbite where a politician calls for a ban on IEDs 🙃 the shocky thing that restarts your heart. We have a Constitutional right to own IEDs
Fame and fortune guaranteed in the state of Tintucky
2022-05-12 06:56:51 +0000 UTC
