THE BOAT - New Episode
Added 2023-11-12 17:00:06 +0000 UTCThere is something in the ground. You have a 3 day head start.
If you find it, please contact me immediatly.
Thanks for your patience. I could not have done this without you.
DONT SPOIL IT FOR THE SHIT MUNCHERS
B.
Comments
You could make a Bezos head shaped room that people could crawl inside of. Maybe put a toilet in it and charge $1 per pee, $10 per poo.
Fake Internet Name
2025-02-08 19:19:59 +0000 UTCOne can only dream of making such an incredible contribution to this world in the short time that we’re here. I am full of awe and appreciation. Thank you Bobby.
Ctjulian
2024-01-15 21:29:06 +0000 UTCI was just referred to your videos via Adam Savage, you are truly an inspiration, I will be watching through all of your videos veraciously. Thank you for sharing your knowledge, I aspire to be as awake as you someday!
Latsyrk
2024-01-15 16:30:48 +0000 UTCGlad to hear. Inflation (and decomposition) eats away quickly!
Väderlöpet.se
2023-11-23 20:12:32 +0000 UTCYes
Bobby Fingers
2023-11-23 20:06:08 +0000 UTCHave the Lira been found yet?!
Väderlöpet.se
2023-11-23 20:01:23 +0000 UTCThis is insanely good. Great art. Should be in the national gallery. On a small telly in every Jax. Blown away. (Gus's brother.)
Brian McDonagh
2023-11-22 19:26:05 +0000 UTCso it has been found then. just put me out my misery, because all I've asked santa for this christmas is a 1:10 scale oil lamp of michael jackson, but I'm not sure he's taking my request seriously so I think I should find the chest just as a back up.
Turt Hell
2023-11-21 23:56:08 +0000 UTCBrilliant as always. Doing my part to show this insanity to as many people as possible! Gracias Señor Fingers
Alex
2023-11-21 20:21:00 +0000 UTCCan only afford a pittance but you are a true artist Bobby. Life affirming shit. You also instill a bizarrely intense feeling of homesickness. Go raibh míle
plumpynutt
2023-11-20 22:22:17 +0000 UTCI’ve learned not to mess with Laura Hurtado Miras.
Benjamin Hamilton
2023-11-19 03:05:36 +0000 UTCTheories are useless without the coordinates. You would be wasting your time. The finder is sworn to secrecy until the next video is out.
Bobby Fingers
2023-11-18 10:45:43 +0000 UTCIs it ok for the finder to tell us where they found it? I had a theory on the first day, but sadly couldn't fly out to Ireland.
probablyrobots
2023-11-18 06:56:24 +0000 UTCI love you. If you ever need assistance from a middle aged Yorkshire woman, I’m your middle aged Yorkshire woman.
Rebecca Bowen
2023-11-17 23:06:20 +0000 UTC🧊 🪣😅
Banana Drama
2023-11-17 19:40:39 +0000 UTCThanks James.
Bobby Fingers
2023-11-17 19:13:42 +0000 UTCI'm going to give you £1.62 every month for as long as I can, as it's the closest monetary amount to the golden ratio, and the kind of shit you're pulling is the perfect ratio of art, science and nob gags. Please craic on.
James Peak
2023-11-17 18:34:01 +0000 UTCThey have been noticing me for a long long time.
Bobby Fingers
2023-11-17 08:36:26 +0000 UTCExactly where you'd least expect it to be. Well played.
Tray Erwin
2023-11-17 02:52:41 +0000 UTCah i do love the folks at BP. Thanks JoJo. x
Bobby Fingers
2023-11-16 22:42:51 +0000 UTCAbout time they noticed!
James Suttie
2023-11-16 20:54:29 +0000 UTCJust came here from reading it! Hopefully will get loads more eyes on the fingers
Bella
2023-11-16 20:51:52 +0000 UTCYou just got a glowing review in Popbitch! ">> Finger stuff << An oarsome creation For the last year or so, Bobby Fingers has been running the single greatest YouTube channel ever created. On it, he creates hyper-realistic dioramas of legendary moments in pop culture. There's the one of Mel Gibson's 2006 drunk-driving arrest. The one of stuntman Gene LeBell causing Steven Seagal to soil himself in a chokehold. The one of Michael Jackson being accidentally set on fire during a Pepsi commercial. But for his most recent video, he has truly excelled himself – making a fully functional rowboat in the shape of Jeff Bezos's massive face. We can't really explain it, you'll just have to watch it."
Jojo
2023-11-16 20:36:34 +0000 UTCGlad to learn I‘m a dork now. Next ass hair transplant is on me. Partially.
Joachim
2023-11-16 19:23:24 +0000 UTCHad to join the Patreon squad after seeing this latest ridiculous effort. Your videos make me think about art and creation in ways I never expected. They're my favorite videos on Youtube, no contest.
Christopher Goodwin
2023-11-16 16:06:18 +0000 UTCbobby this is a masterpiece but how the fook am i supposed to find this thing
philip sarappo
2023-11-16 16:01:32 +0000 UTCexcellent video mr fingers
Ben Chand
2023-11-16 12:41:19 +0000 UTCSandunes, by the sea. Under the pink aquarium gravel.
Bobby Fingers
2023-11-16 12:32:35 +0000 UTCYou fixed it! God bless you, Bobby Fingers, you and all your fingers.
Ross John
2023-11-16 07:22:57 +0000 UTCI really need to know where this one was buried. Can anyone tell me?
Tray Erwin
2023-11-15 23:59:57 +0000 UTCBravo BF! I use to work at a frame design company in Gulf Breeze, FL. The lead designer told me that Jeff Bezos was from the city and his mother still lives nearby. A few weeks later an article came out that Bezos was in Pensacola to launch a big ship that his rocket would dock onto after trips to wherever. Strange.
Tres Brown
2023-11-15 22:59:38 +0000 UTCVery difficult for us introverts, can use anything for social lubricant
Richard Oakley
2023-11-15 18:27:41 +0000 UTCNew to patreon, you can do that??
Richard Oakley
2023-11-15 18:25:49 +0000 UTCCC = ON my fellow dork
Richard Oakley
2023-11-15 18:13:59 +0000 UTCear buds were made for moments like these
Richard Oakley
2023-11-15 17:55:50 +0000 UTCAlong the path of art we lost our way, Thank Bob(y Fingers) we can make amends, Amen.
Richard Oakley
2023-11-15 17:50:59 +0000 UTCyour either a shitmuncher or a dork. welcome aboard. You fucking Dork.
Bobby Fingers
2023-11-15 17:47:26 +0000 UTCHere from Youtube. Never knew we were colloquially called “shitmunchers”. Glad I’m not one of those “people” anymore
Richard Oakley
2023-11-15 17:14:07 +0000 UTC€2300, including flights. This video was so blisteringly expensive but I managed to get it done with your support. I cannot thank you enough. Thank you.
Bobby Fingers
2023-11-15 08:41:31 +0000 UTCI would be curious to know the cost of Bobby's procedure, so we could determine the value of a single healthy ass hair follicle. Perhaps food for thought in terms of a higher tier subscription level down the line, which I'm sure at least a few of us morons would gladly pay.
hardlum
2023-11-15 07:51:32 +0000 UTCNot the most striking element, but the red trainers in the Turkish follicular extraction scene really worked. Cant say why..
Harrison Duty
2023-11-15 06:05:47 +0000 UTCking kong company
Bobby Fingers
2023-11-14 23:31:27 +0000 UTCThey call him Bobby Fingers because he bobs across the seven seas snatching booty from his victims.
Manuel Cards
2023-11-14 18:11:27 +0000 UTCMagnificent! Whats the name of your twisted Monkey x Robot band again.
Damien Smith
2023-11-14 17:52:49 +0000 UTCno. I made absolutely every fucking thing in that video
Bobby Fingers
2023-11-14 16:24:17 +0000 UTCThat's not a rental?
Jared Penven
2023-11-14 15:37:18 +0000 UTCIt doesn't have to be in a museum to be fine art.
Brian Sikorski
2023-11-14 13:22:21 +0000 UTCCracking video, pushing the boundaries of creativity again and again. Do we have any thoughts from Jeff Bezos yet?
Maurice Collins
2023-11-14 09:55:52 +0000 UTCEngage the Mute button Lee
Bobby Fingers
2023-11-14 09:52:21 +0000 UTCDo not ever delete the video!
Maurice Collins
2023-11-14 09:48:37 +0000 UTCFantastic and brave. If a cock shaped spacecraft falls out of orbit onto Ireland I think we’ll know why.
FappingNinja
2023-11-14 07:20:32 +0000 UTCYour money paid for Laura’s hat. How bout that?
Bobby Fingers
2023-11-14 07:10:11 +0000 UTCIt would be good to breakdown the Patreon contributions. Not sure if I paid for clay supplies, Jeff's eyeball vein, to sterilise the arse tweezers, or some other shady legal cost? I guess I'll never know, but I'm glad I could help!
Matt S
2023-11-14 01:29:18 +0000 UTCperplurbed
Bobby Fingers
2023-11-14 00:13:24 +0000 UTCI'm am left perplexed, perhaps a touch disturbed, but also delighted.
McMatt
2023-11-14 00:07:52 +0000 UTCpretty much Zach
Bobby Fingers
2023-11-13 23:18:57 +0000 UTCBobby had to reveal his face because he looks too much like a pirate to miss the opportunity.
Zach Campbell
2023-11-13 23:05:54 +0000 UTCMerci mon amor
Bobby Fingers
2023-11-13 22:36:52 +0000 UTCNo
Bobby Fingers
2023-11-13 22:33:42 +0000 UTCIt's here! Every time I wonder how you're gonna keep doing weirder and better, you pull it off. Awesome work. (And I'm really glad you didn't actually bury the boat.)
Lydia Black
2023-11-13 22:30:26 +0000 UTCFuuuck me, the emotional roller coaster! Erik Satie was the perfect choice for the reveal music, got a bit emotional (was it the Gnossienne or ‘employee burnout’, I’ll never know) When you mentioned Chekhov there, I KNEW the hot poker would come back later 👏🏼 I fucking roared and clapped like a lunatic. Chapeau bas, a thousand times. You, señor fingers, are a mad genius. This is the best content on the internet, hands down, and I don’t think we’re paying you enough for your commitment (the fucking hair transplant, Jesus 🤣)
Khadija Healy
2023-11-13 21:21:48 +0000 UTCi teach art, woodworking, mold making, digital sculpting and printing shame i cant show my learners your videos due to the wierd bits especially the bit about shagging your mates sister in the last video
Lee Delaney
2023-11-13 20:32:21 +0000 UTCI actually can't get your Jeff Bezos sea shanty our of my head, can you please post the lyrics to all of your beautiful songs?
Steven Pantaleoni
2023-11-13 20:21:46 +0000 UTCmajestical
Daniel Wilkinson
2023-11-13 20:06:10 +0000 UTCI think the graft survived, although I followed none of the aftercare guidelines.
Bobby Fingers
2023-11-13 19:26:48 +0000 UTCGoing to need update(s) on the ass hair transplant. 👀
Connor Younglund
2023-11-13 19:22:28 +0000 UTCI understand Ray. I'll delete the video.
Bobby Fingers
2023-11-13 18:05:37 +0000 UTC"Nobody asked me to do ANY of this." I hate to disagree with you here, Mr. Fingers, but you have NO IDEA how loudly we, the shower of dorks, cry out in anguish for this and only this. We would watch a hundred thousand hobos' colonoscopies for more. Far and wide may the Cult of Fingers spread!
Ray Cashman
2023-11-13 18:01:21 +0000 UTCIt's fucking beautiful.
RaisedonRambo
2023-11-13 17:48:20 +0000 UTCI thought "Is that Penn Jillette? Nah, that's too fucking random"
Rowebot
2023-11-13 17:39:19 +0000 UTCToo bad the expensive Bezos boat didn't qualify for free "shipping"...
Rowebot
2023-11-13 17:38:30 +0000 UTCAll of it Incredible work — the oars through the ear holes though — stunning.
Mark Pinkerton
2023-11-13 16:42:16 +0000 UTCI got so excited when I thought it was buried in BallyB. Torturously I've found the coordinates but haven't the chance to get there.
Jack
2023-11-13 15:06:09 +0000 UTCThat is amazing! It deserves to be in a portrait gallery!
Jeff Balls
2023-11-13 13:06:00 +0000 UTCThanks Tyler.
Bobby Fingers
2023-11-13 11:53:34 +0000 UTCA six foot sized Jeff Bezos face is nightmare fuel.
Mike streather
2023-11-13 09:09:33 +0000 UTCAnother completely completely unique piece of art. A daydream comes to life before your eyes. How much work went into this masterpiece? I salute you Team Fingers.
Maurice Collins
2023-11-13 09:08:15 +0000 UTCBravo, Senor fingers. Bravo.
Lamda AI
2023-11-13 08:59:29 +0000 UTCI feel equally inspired and depressed watching your videos. Thanks for your courageous weirdness
Scott East
2023-11-13 08:34:20 +0000 UTCThis is, bar none, among the absolute best content on the internet.
Kevin Wood
2023-11-13 07:41:31 +0000 UTCBobby you are truly a renaissance man living amongst the plebeians. Please never stop being the fantastic bastard you naturally are!
Melton365
2023-11-13 07:34:06 +0000 UTCi'm probably wrong, but i found a lat/long that's in Eastern Russia.
Zack Hoffman
2023-11-13 07:03:54 +0000 UTCUNHINGED. I love it. Bravo!!
Diane
2023-11-13 04:26:00 +0000 UTCBrilliant again!
WABogan63
2023-11-13 04:21:58 +0000 UTCalright im going to 10 dollars a month
Tyler McWilliam
2023-11-13 02:45:09 +0000 UTCi don't know what i expected, but it wasn't that. well done
Rusty
2023-11-13 02:03:43 +0000 UTCThis was worth the wait holy fuck
Noel Conneely
2023-11-13 02:00:40 +0000 UTCAnd Chekov's poker... This man.
Jack
2023-11-13 01:35:58 +0000 UTCThe part about making a boat like Jeff Bezos was a little weird. Otherwise, I loved it. “Do the one about Mel Gibson.”
Larry K
2023-11-13 01:35:10 +0000 UTCOutstanding
James Suttie
2023-11-13 01:03:06 +0000 UTCBrilliant as always, Sir Fingers. In honor of this, I have obtained every copy of 'JAWS' in existence and overdubbed it with the line "We're gonna need a bigger Bezos!"
Thomas Maser
2023-11-13 00:45:52 +0000 UTCSpotting Penn Jillette was like a jumpscare
Ben @ Spamerica
2023-11-13 00:36:35 +0000 UTCWow Bobbie, that was a trip in so many ways. Well done...
Jake
2023-11-13 00:24:55 +0000 UTCCouldn't be happier to be part of a niche cult. Fantastic work sir.
Morgan Rickman
2023-11-13 00:11:03 +0000 UTCAhhh I love this unreliable narrator <3 Best story teller on the internets
Allison Reynolds
2023-11-12 23:44:16 +0000 UTCI hope he sees this & I hope it scares him To be fair it scares me too
Thomas Milne
2023-11-12 23:18:48 +0000 UTCSick mate nice one!
PaddyMick
2023-11-12 23:18:24 +0000 UTCThe "what flavour is blowjob?" tab lads...
Jack
2023-11-12 23:10:28 +0000 UTCYou might know him Richie.
Bobby Fingers
2023-11-12 23:06:59 +0000 UTCThat anecdote about talking to a fella for two hours after taking speed was incredible. Please commit it to print.
Richie Cosgrove
2023-11-12 23:03:25 +0000 UTCholy fuck
Robert Cory Waugh
2023-11-12 23:02:39 +0000 UTCAh, you big daftie. You've done it again. Thanks for making the world a better place.
GeordieAlex
2023-11-12 22:41:25 +0000 UTCWorld class 👏🏼
Harry Ebsworth
2023-11-12 22:24:18 +0000 UTCAnother masterpiece. Joined the patreon after the Michael Jackson upload. Hitting this level of quality consistently is insane. Well done to all involved.
Patrick
2023-11-12 22:22:30 +0000 UTCHoly Jesus that was good.
Flatrabbit
2023-11-12 22:21:33 +0000 UTCPure Magic
James Berry
2023-11-12 21:35:29 +0000 UTCWow this was so worth the wait! Incredible artistry as always sir
Adam Gargan
2023-11-12 21:23:10 +0000 UTCHands down my favourite artist of any flavour. Could not be more entertained and enthralled.
Alex Gosse
2023-11-12 20:48:41 +0000 UTCMy only regret is that I couldn't immediately watch this video when it dropped because I was already in the middle of a tabletop gaming session.
Rae Fitzpatrick
2023-11-12 20:48:01 +0000 UTCHoly Jupiter Shite!!!! AND PLAY.
William Fleming
2023-11-12 20:19:49 +0000 UTCFantastic
Ty
2023-11-12 20:18:07 +0000 UTCAmaz’n stuff!
Lee Noble
2023-11-12 20:17:09 +0000 UTCPlease keep us updated on the growth of the buttocks follicle, btw
Väderlöpet.se
2023-11-12 20:16:02 +0000 UTCBloody hell! In a good way
Väderlöpet.se
2023-11-12 20:15:12 +0000 UTCSo very talented. Love you! Keep going!!
Spy Emerson
2023-11-12 20:14:21 +0000 UTCThanks Bobby!
Isaac Corby
2023-11-12 20:12:52 +0000 UTCWhat a treat for us on this fine Sunday!
Steven Pantaleoni
2023-11-12 20:10:02 +0000 UTCLife is better with Bobby Fingers.
Rob Chant
2023-11-12 19:55:34 +0000 UTCYou're a madman, and I say this with the greatest admiration.
Torsten Martinsen
2023-11-12 19:39:16 +0000 UTCDude! The most enthralling, most creative, entertaining and exuberant pile of steaming magnificence I have seen... since your last video dropped. Do. Not. Stop!
Ian Waite
2023-11-12 19:31:24 +0000 UTCAbsolutely, bloody fantastic. Pirate hats off to you Mr Fingers, an amazing job done.
Lee O'Connor
2023-11-12 19:29:06 +0000 UTCBe brave, be bold, if but, now cold. Be Bald. Or do what you did. Either way the dread will get ye.
Lord Biscuit
2023-11-12 19:27:21 +0000 UTCWhat a journey, thank you, Sir
JOYCE ABBOTT
2023-11-12 19:19:02 +0000 UTCThanks
M J
2023-11-12 19:16:55 +0000 UTCSo much to enjoy. For me "I'm not going to complain, because nobody asked me to do any of this".
Euan MacInnes
2023-11-12 19:06:35 +0000 UTChow’s the transplanted arse hair getting on
Midgie
2023-11-12 19:05:41 +0000 UTCSo nice of you too point that out Ross.
Bobby Fingers
2023-11-12 18:54:23 +0000 UTCThe best thing I've watched this century.
Anna Murchison
2023-11-12 18:51:10 +0000 UTCI loved it until I saw that you’d used “to” rather than “too” in one of the subtitles. It’s this sort of all too common inattention to detail in your work that will prevent you from making it to the big league of Bezos head-boat builders.
Ross John
2023-11-12 18:48:30 +0000 UTCWell worth the wait.
RHYS
2023-11-12 18:32:54 +0000 UTCTremendous acting at the end. Very solid. /serious
Jared Penven
2023-11-12 18:23:50 +0000 UTCJust when hope is fading and faith is strained... an email from Patreon appears on the horizon. Like a row boat. Seasaimid ar an gcladach.
David Patrick Bucko
2023-11-12 18:17:07 +0000 UTCGod damn, you are fantastic sir. And I don't mean fantastic like what I tell the Cheesecake Factory waiter when he asks how is the orange chicken, but the actual definition of the word. Bravo.
Brody Hawker
2023-11-12 18:15:33 +0000 UTCA titanic undertaking, thank you Señor Fingers
ForestRangerRon
2023-11-12 18:13:30 +0000 UTCThanks so much for it all Bobby. I'm just kinda speechless really.
Mike Chamberlain
2023-11-12 18:10:36 +0000 UTCFuckin A+
Kula Bocca
2023-11-12 18:08:53 +0000 UTCXylitol is a great treatment for dry mouth, so it's lucky I have some lozenges around after my jaw's been on the floor for 28 minutes. Nevermind the boat, the entire narrative and tangentially ventures outside the boat would have me calling complete BS if I hadn't been shown thorough evidence. Just who the fuck are you? I'm not sure I'll ever know, so just keep taking my money. God damnit.
Ronan da Rosa
2023-11-12 17:54:11 +0000 UTCFuck’n A! King Kong Company is now in the playlist rotation! Check out Fartbarf for a synth overload of masked musicians! So goddamn good! All of it! Thank you for the effort and dedication!
Ralph Shelton
2023-11-12 17:54:04 +0000 UTCThat was truly amazing and inspiring. You really raise the bar for what I even considered possible creatively. Well done Mr Fingers
Tom
2023-11-12 17:52:33 +0000 UTCI wanna kiss the big Bezos, hope whoever finds it sells kisses
Pedder Chestnut
2023-11-12 17:48:45 +0000 UTCMy chair is soaked now thanks to this brilliance.
Mike Bee
2023-11-12 17:47:53 +0000 UTCFucking fuck me. Well done.
Andy Pearson
2023-11-12 17:46:06 +0000 UTC«What kind of a crafting video can take that long to make?!» «Oh…»
PKT Crafts
2023-11-12 17:45:25 +0000 UTCAbsolute work of art ❤️
Paul Egerton
2023-11-12 17:42:22 +0000 UTCBezos (kisses) to you Bobby Fingers! Thank you.
John Moran
2023-11-12 17:40:38 +0000 UTCis... is that Penn?
Tom
2023-11-12 17:37:25 +0000 UTCJust finished it. We'll done. Bloody lovely stuff mate. Glad I got to be a part of it (even though I'm just out of shot). Seriously funny stuff man! ❤️
Kiyarn
2023-11-12 17:35:21 +0000 UTCI have no words. Good god almighty.
Napoleon
2023-11-12 17:34:24 +0000 UTC10/10, but I'm hoping for the patreon exclusive of your uncle's musical..
Jojo
2023-11-12 17:33:11 +0000 UTCWell holy shit, you've gone and outdone yourself yet again! Absolutely spectacular work!
Dean Sharif
2023-11-12 17:32:36 +0000 UTCWait! Was that Penn Jillette?
Ben Cooper
2023-11-12 17:27:48 +0000 UTCThe "opposite of a diorama" hint from months ago has been wracking me ever since and never once did I think BOAT
Things Shall Get Loud Now
2023-11-12 17:26:14 +0000 UTCProbably for the best, I live in Shropshire on a hill.
Ben Cooper
2023-11-12 17:24:40 +0000 UTCthis is truly a masterpiece, holy shit
Letters
2023-11-12 17:24:13 +0000 UTCYou're not getting the boat
Bobby Fingers
2023-11-12 17:23:24 +0000 UTCCongratulations Ralph
Bobby Fingers
2023-11-12 17:22:59 +0000 UTCThis is more exciting than getting off parole!
Ralph Shelton
2023-11-12 17:18:53 +0000 UTCMe: I think I can find this. GF: Do you need a boat? Me: That's not the point. Ex-GF: You don't need a boat.
Ben Cooper
2023-11-12 17:18:49 +0000 UTC🥲
David
2023-11-12 17:16:09 +0000 UTCPhoned it in a bit this time Bobby. I don't think the head is big enough, but you do you.
Cameron Daniels
2023-11-12 17:15:46 +0000 UTCThe best notification I’ve received all month ❤️
John Mapley
2023-11-12 17:14:11 +0000 UTCI cannot wait. Watching now.
Mike Chamberlain
2023-11-12 17:10:17 +0000 UTCLooks like I’ll be putting suicide off until tomorrow!!
Philip Cates
2023-11-12 17:10:11 +0000 UTCThis is best non-diorama video Mr. Fingers has ever made.
Chris P
2023-11-12 17:06:16 +0000 UTCYou just made my Sunday bobby.
Matt Davis
2023-11-12 17:03:22 +0000 UTCHell yeah! Guess my LOTR Marathon can go right to hell!
Kage
2023-11-12 17:02:28 +0000 UTCOh my fucking god. It happened. Love you Bobby. Was just setting the projector up to watch a shit film. Will watch it after this. Lovely.
Adam Francis Smith
2023-11-12 17:02:03 +0000 UTCDropping everything I’m doing right now to watch this
Napoleon
2023-11-12 17:01:47 +0000 UTCNo prob, bob.
Mason Preusser
2023-11-12 17:01:39 +0000 UTCIT'S HERE
WM
2023-11-12 17:01:31 +0000 UTCThis is big news.
Morgan Rickman
2023-11-12 17:01:19 +0000 UTCOh my god
Cody Coughlin
2023-11-12 17:01:12 +0000 UTC
