Week 8 Lecture: The Gryff
Added 2019-08-05 12:36:27 +0000 UTC"I Supply Teacher Grrrrrakkk! I instruct you good! Obey or Die!"
Class: “Good Morning, Mr Grak!”
Grrrrrakkk: “SILENCE!”
Grrrrrakkk: “Today I teach fifth lecture in Seven Felinoid Species of Rowwwl. These Gryff – big cats with wings. Lecture over.”
Major Codex: “Um… Mr Grak?”
“Grrrrrakkk! More phlegm!”
Major Codex: “Um… okay? Usually Professor Alpha talks a bit more about their biology and society and that kind of thing?”
Grrrrrakkk: “Pervert Professor in Gulag!”
Major Codex: “Yes… I know…”
Major Hutson: “I think what Major Codex is trying to say is that it might be helpful to know a little bit about how they live, what they eat, how they evolved…”
Grrrrrakkk: “Evilution lies! Great GggobGgggob made all in His image!”
Major Hutson: “Um…”
Grrrrrakkk: “Silence! What you want!? These just big fucking cats with wings!”
Comments
Temporarily on hold while Prof Alpha is in the Gulag and Umbreeyoree is giving his Vyatakaloosa Guest Lectures 😀 Normal service on Rowwwl will resume following that!
RanliLabz
2020-02-18 19:02:22 +0000 UTCWhat happened to the other 2 species?
Adán García
2020-02-18 04:51:32 +0000 UTCI didn't notice before, but now that I see it, I notice his glasses look more like science lab goggles. "Supply Teacher Grrrrrakkk head scientist on planet. First to learn Gryff delicious. Won Nobel. Not delicious.
Umbreeyoree
2019-08-06 01:35:18 +0000 UTC"umm excuse me professor, what's a cat?"
RampantShadow
2019-08-06 00:06:29 +0000 UTCI actually didn't notice that till you pointed it out well done, I must confess my gaze was affixed a tad lower.
Ryan Fox
2019-08-05 21:12:07 +0000 UTCJust sayin' 😂
Ryan Fox
2019-08-05 21:10:26 +0000 UTCThere aren't - but did you notice that they're threaded through his nostrils? They're a nose-ring! 😁 (and I'm absurdly proud of that!)
RanliLabz
2019-08-05 21:06:47 +0000 UTClol - we know what your lines in the next xeno101 are then 😂
RanliLabz
2019-08-05 21:05:13 +0000 UTCSo...I'm conflicted....the inner student in me would go, "awesome" turn to the nearest fellow student and go "how you doin'?" The inner SpaceCorps Expansionist however, says how typical of a dumb xeno, knowing how a creature evolved, lives, eats et cetera et cetera makes them EASIER TARGETS FOR HUMAN DOMINATION FOOL!!! Still do love the continued lore building, hopefully we see these winged beauties on a far flung planet somewhere, yes?
Ryan Fox
2019-08-05 20:42:49 +0000 UTCJeeeeeeeeeeeez!!!!
Pilgrim
2019-08-05 17:40:44 +0000 UTCDon't tell Supply Teacher Grrrrrakkk I said this, but I'm pretty sure there aren't any lenses in those glasses of his.
Umbreeyoree
2019-08-05 15:45:39 +0000 UTClol
Sum0ne
2019-08-05 13:41:57 +0000 UTCI ship Major Codex and him. Hahahaha
Codex Empyrean
2019-08-05 12:47:36 +0000 UTCHe certainly gets to the point ;P
RanliLabz
2019-08-05 12:45:23 +0000 UTCBest professor ever
Codex Empyrean
2019-08-05 12:41:58 +0000 UTC
