Karno

How Kitten Kelly came to the Animal Circus, page 4.

Added 2022-03-07 05:23:04 +0000 UTC

Today was gonna be a fun morning with friends. The Sunday "Reunion" page would get drawn in the afternoon. But instead the day was taken up by a harrowing Karen incident. I fully believed I was on my way to jail.

But eventually the cops had to admit what we'd been telling 'em all along: What the (literally) screaming Karen was claiming we'd done was physically impossible.

So the handcuffs came off and we were sent off with a warning: The county attorney could still file charges against us if he felt like it. If he decided not to, we'd hear nothing: If he did, we'd get a summons in the mail.

It's doubtful that we will: As I understand it, the local "justus" system is backed up, so prosecuting a bunch of lawyered-up white people on bullshit Karen charges for which there is not a single shred of physical evidence, promises a very low return on investment.

Which is why I'm going to type up a quick report on what happened, while my memory of it is fresh. But I won't share it on social media, lest it be used against me. Cops punish people who embarrass them by tossing 'em in jail.